A/N: Okay well I actually decided to add Carole earlier.

Okay I have a tumblr... the name is chriscolferthesnownymph It's mainly about Chris Colfer :) I'll follow back too :) Thankyou

Also this chapter was hard to write. It was a sad episode at points. So it's hard to write. But Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, since I sadly am not Ryan Murphy.


Kurt Hummel to Mercedes Jones: I'm sorry that you have to lose 10 pounds for cheerio's.

Mercedes Jones to Kurt Hummel: Well, it's the only way to stay on and get solos, right?

Kurt Hummel to Mercedes Jones: Well yea… You have a week to lose 10 pounds. That's like losing one of my butt cheeks.

Mercedes Jones to Kurt Hummel: My point exactly.

Quinn Fabray: Mercedes you shouldn't do this… you are comfortable in your own body and you should listen to what others say. You are beautiful.

Mercedes Jones: Thanks, I guess.


Kurt Hummel: This roller rink is super fun!

[Finn Hudson, Noah Puckerman, Santana Lopez, and 10 others like this]

Finn Hudson: It's so fun!

Kurt Hummel: Finn, you're like a Llama on wheels.

[Noah Puckerman, Tina Cohen-Chang, Santana Lopez and 3 others like this]

Finn Hudson: Hey! Wait; is that a compliment or insult?

Kurt Hummel: Whatever you want it to be…

Brittany Pierce: WEE! SO MUCH FUN! I FELL A LOT THOUGH :( I have owies.

Santana Lopez: Awe :( Want me to kiss it better?

Noah Puckerman: Wanky.

Santana Lopez: Oh shut it Puckerman

Noah Puckerman: ;)


Kurt Hummel to Mercedes Jones: I'm sorry! I can't believe you fainted!

Mercedes Jones: I'm alright. Just sick of this.


Kurt Hummel: Mercedes you were amazing today!

[Artie Abrams, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang and 6 others like this]

Mercedes Jones: Thank you boy!

Jesse St. James: Yea, pretty good.

Santana Lopez: Shut it.

Jesse St. James: Why do you hate me?

Santana Lopez: You're a spy, and no one likes you.

Mike Chang: Pure awesome sauce.

Noah Puckerman: Awesome sauce? Bro you alright..?

Mike Chang: Yuppers!

Noah Puckerman: Riiiiiight

Mike Chang: I'm happppppppppppppyyyyy!

Artie Abrams: Why…?

Mike Chang: I have no ideeea!

Tina Cohen-Chang: That's logical.

[Noah Puckerman, Quinn Fabray, Kurt Hummel and 3 others like this]


Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: Hey I think we should break are parents up.

Finn Hudson: Alright. I don't really like them dating anyways.


Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: Sorry man, Burt loves my mom I don't wanna ruin that.

Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: I understand.

Quinn Fabray: Wooah, back up the bus… your parents our dating?

Brittany Pierce: What bus?

Matt Rutherford: Britt honey, just a phrase.

Brittany Pierce: Oh!

Kurt Hummel: Yea, they have been dating for like a week now.

Mercedes Jones: Damn boy, why didn't you tell me?

Kurt Hummel: I don't know.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Again, that's logical.

[Artie Abrams likes this]


Kurt Hummel is now friends with Carole Hudson and April Rhodes


Kurt Hummel: Yay! Got the auditorium back!

[Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, William Schuester, and 10 others like this]

William Schuester: April paid for it!

Rachel Berry: Yes! Now you can hear my amazing singing better!

Jesse St. James: It's pretty amazing :)

Rachel Berry: Aww, thank you!

Santana Lopez: *Throws up*

[Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckerman and 7 others like this]

Brittany Pierce: San, you okay?

Santana Lopez: Yes Britt, but if those two keep being lovey dovey than I won't be.

Brittany Pierce: Oh. Bad Rachel! Stop being yourself.

[Quinn Fabray and Santana Lopez like this]

Noah Puckerman: Haha, hey Jesse have you done the dirty?

Rachel Berry: PUCK! Stop that's none of your business

Noah Puckerman: So that's a no?

Kurt Hummel: Noah, shut up.

Rachel Berry: Puck, you do not need to know that.

Noah Puckerman: But I wanna know if your good

Kurt Hummel: NOAH! Shut that mouth of yours.

Noah Puckerman: Fine, only cause you asked nicely...

Artie Abrams: Whipped.

[Kurt Hummel, Finn Hudson, Mercedes Jones and 4 others like this]


A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews are lovely :)