A/N: Okay so here is one of my favorite episodes in season 1.
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.
Kurt Hummel: NOAHS LOST THE MOHAWK!
[Santana Lopez, Finn Hudson, Mike Chang and 10 others like this]
Finn Hudson: Omg. He looks so different!
Brittany Pierce: I liked his Mohawk. It made him look like a zebra.
Tina Cohen-Chang: …
Santana Lopez: It was hot.
Noah Puckerman: Ugh, I hate it. I don't look tough anymore.
Finn Hudson: Never really did.
Noah Puckerman: Shut it Hudson.
Finn Hudson: Just saying.
Noah Puckerman: Whatever. I need to get my bullyingness back.
Brittany Pierce: Is that even a word?
Santana Lopez: No Britt.
Mike Chang: How does Britt know that isn't a word?
Brittany Pierce: I'm smarticale.
Noah Puckerman: Riiiiiight.
Kurt Hummel: Really Rachel? Faking singing… ?
[Quinn Fabray, Santana Lopez, Noah Puckerman and 2 others like this]\
Rachel Berry: Yes. I can't do all the work, or I am going to get ill.
Santana Lopez: What's wrong with that?
[Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, Mike Chang and 11 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: Omg she lost her voice like 5 mins ago!
[Santana Lopez, Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman and 7 others like this]
Santana Lopez: This is wonderful. No more listening to her talk about herself or complain.
Quinn Fabray: Everyone's happy.
[Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez and 11 others like this]
Kurt Hummel to Mercedes Jones: I'm going to miss Cheerio practice today.
Mercedes Jones to Kurt Hummel: What why?
Kurt Hummel to Mercedes Jones: Not in the mood. I'll call you.
Mercedes Jones to Kurt Hummel: Alright boy.
Kurt Hummel to Mercedes Jones: I'm happy for you.
Mercedes Jones to Kurt Hummel: Thanks…but are you okay?
Kurt Hummel to Mercedes Jones: Just fine.
Mercedes Jones to Kurt Hummel: You've been acting and dressing different this week.
Kurt Hummel to Mercedes Jones: I'm fine 'Cedes.
Brittany Pierce to Kurt Hummel: I'm coming over to make out!
Kurt Hummel to Brittany Pierce: Uh Okay!
Noah Puckerman: Usually I would say get some! But aren't you gay Kurt?
Kurt Hummel: Not sure.
Tina Cohen-Chang: What was with your outfit today? Fashionista Kurt would never dress like a butch.
Brittany Pierce: Butch Kurt is hot!
[Santana Lopez likes this]
Quinn Fabray: That song too, that isn't you…?
Finn Hudson: Why you making out with Britt Kurt? Are you okay this week?
Kurt Hummel: Yes everyone I'm fine!
Burt Hummel: I beg to differ. I come home to find my gay son making out with a girl?
Kurt Hummel: Dad, I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations
Finn Hudson: Wth?
[Rachel Berry, Mike Chang, Matt Rutherford and 6 others like this]
Brittany Pierce: His lips taste like strawberries.
Kurt Hummel: Never thought I'll see Mercedes fight for a man.
[Artie Abrams and Tina-Cohen Chang like this]
Santana Lopez: HES MINE!
Noah Puckerman: This is hot.
Mercedes Jones: Well you can have him. I don't want to date a bully.
Noah Puckerman: You're over reacting!
Mercedes Jones: Shut up.
[Kurt Hummel likes this]
Santana Lopez: Makes sense I always win.
Mercedes Jones: If it wasn't for his bullying, I so could have won. He likes the chocolate.
Santana Lopez: Yeaa right.
Kurt Hummel: Holding hands with Brittany.
[Brittany Pierce likes this]
Santana Lopez: People usually don't update their status about holding hands.
Kurt Hummel: Deal with it.
Mercedes Jones: o.O Kurt…?
Brittany Pierce: His hands are really soft .They feel like a baby.
Finn Hudson: I'm confused.
Artie Abrams: I think for once, everyone else is too
[Mercedes Jones, Tina-Cohen Chang, Burt Hummel and 8 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: Kurt is back!
[Burt Hummel, Finn Hudson, Mercedes Jones and 10 others like this]
Brittany Pierce: I'm sad. I liked kissing Kurt and holding hands with him.
Kurt Hummel: Sorry Boo, it's not who I am.
Mercedes Jones: I'm sooo happy you're back to yourself! Missed your fashion sense.
Finn Hudson: Yea man. I missed that Kurt and sorry dude.
Mike Chang: I'm sure all of us did.
[Tina Cohen-Chang, Santana Lopez, William Schuester, and 8 others like this]
Burt Hummel: No man can sing like you. You sang that song amazing! I'm proud of you buddy.
Kurt Hummel: Thanks dad.
Mercedes Jones: What did you sing?
Kurt Hummel: Rose's Turn.
Quinn Fabray: Omg, I would of love to see that!
[Mercedes Jones,Santana Lopez , Finn Hudson and 5 others like this]
A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews make me happy and are lovely :')