A/N: Well I loved this episode. It Had NPH in it and I think Neil Patrick Harris amazing! Truly amazing.
But really hard to write, it really had no Kurt parts. Mainly about Artie and BryRy :) Anyways ….
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee. But maybe if I was a wizard…
Kurt Hummel: Well Bryan Ryan has a point.
[Artie Abrams, Finn Hudson, Brittany Pierce and 6 others like this]
Rachel Berry: No! I truly hope my dream will happen.
Jesse St. James: What was it?
Rachel Berry: Big star of course.
Quinn Fabray: If it's to become a famous Broadway star well, good luck with that.
Santana Lopez: Yea that won't happen.
Rachel Berry: Of course it will.
Jesse St. James: Rachel I don't think that's your true dream.
Rachel Berry: Of course it is.
Brittany Pierce: I like Bryan Ryan. He's kind of sexy.
Tina Cohen-Chang: o.O
Santana Lopez: That wasn't unexpected Britt hits on everyone. Even a mannequin at the mall…
[Kurt Hummel, Mike Chang, Jacob Ben Israel and 10 others like this]
Santana Lopez: JEWFRO! GET AWAY!
Quinn Fabray: Why do you still have him Kurt?
Kurt Hummel: I'm not sure…
Kurt Hummel: Mr. Ryan is going to cut Glee.
Rachel Berry: I hope that he won't! We have been through so much. I know we are going to win regionals. He can't do that.
Artie Abrams: Our dreams won't come true.
William Schuester: Don't listen to him! If you guys fight for what you want, you have a chance of getting it. You can't just give up, it doesn't work that way.
[Rachel Berry likes this]
Noah Puckerman: I know mine will happen.
Santana Lopez: What's that Puckerman?
Noah Puckerman: Threesome
Kurt Hummel: Oh. My. God. Noah that's disgusting.
Noah Puckerman: No it's not. Don't you know the feeling with one? Two would be amazing!
Kurt Hummel: Can we not talk about this on my status? Go somewhere else.
Mercedes Jones: I gotta agree with my boy! I don't need to know about this stuff.
Noah Puckerman: Fine. You guys are no fun
Kurt Hummel: So Rachel's mom is Shelby Corcoran?
[Mercedes Jones,Finn Hudson, Jesse St. James and 3 others like this]
Rachel Berry: Wait? How do you know that? It can't be true.
Kurt Hummel: No reason…
Rachel Berry: Well all know my mom is famous and on Broadway. Duh.
Mike Chang: You keep believing that.
Jesse St. James: You have no proof Rach.
Rachel Berry: I have plenty of proof!
Noah Puckerman: Riiiiight
Kurt Hummel: Mr. Schue is in Les Misérables now and Mr. Ryan took that jacket from me. I thought it was amazing.
[Finn Hudson, Brittany Pierce, Mercedes Jones and 6 others like this]
Finn Hudson: That jacket was pretty cool man.
Brittany Pierce: I like sparkles. They taste good too.
Mike Chang: …
Rachel Berry: We could have used all of that! I thought he was being nice. But he's mad at Mr. Schuester.
William Schuester: Well I guess I should give it to him otherwise glee is done.
Quinn Fabray: What!
Kurt Hummel: Yea he is going to probably cut the club again.
William Schuester: Yea.
Brittany Pierce: My dolphin is smart.
Kurt Hummel: Okay Britt you keep calling me a dolphin. Why?
Brittany Pierce: Cuz' dolphins are just gay sharks.
Kurt Hummel: Oh… okay? Well I guess I'm your dolphin!
Brittany Pierce: YAY! I luv my dolphin!
Mike Chang: What? Britt called me a dolphin once…
Brittany Pierce: I'm sorry Mikey. You're not a dolphin I know from experience.
Noah Puckerman: wanky :)
Santana Lopez: Oh it was.
Noah Puckerman: Even wankier.
Finn Hudson: Wait, I'm confused. I don't understand how a dolphin is a gay shark.
Santana Lopez: Brittany just comes up with this stuff. Just go with it.
Finn Hudson: Oh, uh okay. Does that make me a shark?
Brittany Pierce. Undecided.
Artie Abrams: Oh snap.
[Santana Lopez, Noah Puckerman, Kurt Hummel and 8 others like this]
Finn Hudson: …
A/N: Thanks for reading. I know Britt says that dolphins are just gay sharks in Hell-O but I totally forgot about it. So added it in now.
I know it was a shorter than usual. Sorry for that.
I feel like baking cookies right now. I don't know why...
Thanks anyways. Reviews are amazing and lovely. :)