A/N: Okay I know this does not follow the plot but I got a request from mewmewgodess to do a summer chapter and everyone else seemed to enjoy the idea. So I'll do one for you guys! This is totally random so beware.

Also since I uploaded this, I will still probably take a day or two break before I start season 2. Sorry...

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.


Santana Lopez to Kurt Hummel: Hey, there's a pool party at my house next week. You're coming. I don't care what you have to say about your skin or hair or anything! YOU'RE COMING!

Kurt Hummel to Santana Lopez: What? But. Fine I'll come. Don't expect me to do anything.

Santana Lopez to Kurt Hummel: That's fine.


Kurt Hummel: Pool Party at Santana's…

[Santana Lopez, Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson and 10 others like this]

Santana Lopez: This is going to be off the hook!

Kurt Hummel: I'm going to have to supply so much sunscreen.

Santana Lopez: Wow Kurt. Oh I also expect you to be wearing shorts and NO shirt.

[Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray, Tina Cohen-Chang and 2 others like this]

Noah Puckerman: I won't wear a shirt.

Santana Lopez: No one cares.

Kurt Hummel: Do I have too?

Brittany Pierce: YES!

Santana Lopez: If you don't I'm going to have to take your shirt off for you.

Kurt Hummel: Fine!

Santana Lopez: Damn. I really wanted to take your shirt off.

[Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Quinn Fabray and 2 others like this]

Finn Hudson: This is so unfair.

Rachel Berry: Don't worry. I love you more.

Kurt Hummel: Is this pool party just to see me without my shirt?

Santana Lopez: Yes and too celebrate the end of the school year


Kurt Hummel: Just arrived at the party to see everyone staring at me. Is that a good thing?

Brittany Pierce: Good thing. Amazing thing.

Tina Cohen-Chang: We did not expect you to have abs.

Mercedes Jones: Or be so strong…

Artie Abrams: Yea, was totally unexpected.

Kurt Hummel: I was on Cheerios and football. I had to work out.

Brittany Pierce: You probably look hot working out…

[Santana Lopez, Rachel Berry and Quinn Fabray like this]

Kurt Hummel: You guys creep me out.

Noah Puckerman: You all know he is gay?

Mercedes Jones: Sadly.

Quinn Fabray: Why are all the hot ones gay?

Noah Puckerman: That's not true. Look at me, I'm super-hot and I'm not gay.

Quinn Fabray: I guess.

Noah Puckerman: YOU GUESS!


Kurt Hummel: NOAH I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!

[Finn Hudson likes this]

Noah Puckerman: I'm sorry but that was super fun!

Finn Hudson: I can't believe you threw Kurt in the pool!

[Mercedes Jones, Mike Chang, Quinn Fabray and 5 others like this]

Noah Puckerman: He was boring just sitting there. So I had too.

Finn Hudson: You know when Kurt gets mad you kind of should stay away?

Kurt Hummel: Damn right Noah.

Mike Chang: That was funny though.

Kurt Hummel: My hair being messed up is funny?

Finn Hudson: Dude, Kurt's pissed.

Noah Puckerman: I know that. He's kind of chasing me right now. This boy can run fast.

Kurt Hummel: When I'm angry anything can happen…

Santana Lopez: Kurt your wet now so come back in the pool and play Marco Polo with us.

Kurt Hummel: Fine! I'm still pissed at Noah though.

Noah Puckerman: …


Kurt Hummel to Brittany Pierce: Britt, honey please stop trying to make out with me.

Brittany Pierce: But you are so sexy.

Kurt Hummel: Britt, I'm gay.

Brittany Pierce: That's okay. We won't tell anyone…

Kurt Hummel: No Brittany.

Santana Lopez: I'll stop her. But if you weren't gay everyone would be all over you.

Kurt Hummel: Never thought being gay would come in handy…


Kurt Hummel: I officially love Marco Polo.

[Mercedes Jones, Finn Hudson, Mike Chang and 8 others like this]

Noah Puckerman: It's not funny man.

Mike Chang: No it's really funny.

Quinn Fabray: Wait I was in the bathroom…what happened?

Mercedes Jones: Kurt was it for Marco Polo and he went after Puck and accidently hit him in the face and kicked him in the nads.

[Kurt Hummel likes this]

Noah Puckerman: Of course you would like that.

Kurt Hummel: I wasn't expecting that to happen but it's so funny. There's your pay back for throwing me in the pool.

Santana Lopez: Puck's still on the grass whining like a baby.

Noah Puckerman: It hurts!

Mike Chang: Man up.

Noah Puckerman: Oh shut up. That boy can kick really hard.

Kurt Hummel: It was accidental! I kicked harder If I wanted too.

Tina Cohen-Chang: I also got it on tape.

Rachel Berry: I can't stop laughing….

Noah Puckerman: WHAT! Please don't post it.

Tina Cohen-Chang: I will don't worry.

[Kurt Hummel, Finn Hudson, Quinn Fabray and 7 others like this]

Noah Puckerman: You guys suck!

Santana Lopez: :)


Kurt Hummel: That pool party was unexpectedly awesome, thank you Santana for dragging me too it.

[Santana Lopez, Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry and 10 others like this]

Santana Lopez: Glad I did. Cuz If I didn't we would have never saw you without a shirt and beat up Puckerman even when you didn't do it on purpose.

[Rachel Berry, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang and 9 others like this]

Noah Puckerman: You guys won't let that go will you?

Finn Hudson: Not at all. Way too funny.

Noah Puckerman: Next time don't invite Hummel.

Santana Lopez: No, I'm sorry. He is number one on my list for now on.

Noah Puckerman: :(

[Kurt Hummel likes this]


A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews are lovely! :)