A/N: Well this chapter was really hard to do. It's such a depressing episode, yet beautiful. Chris acted really good in this episode.
Sorry if this sucks, I couldn't add humor. But I had to do it. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee and praying to Grilled Cheesus doesn't help that.
Kurt Hummel: My dad had a heart attack…I really hope he is okay.
Mercedes Jones: Awwe baby! I'm so sorry! I know he's okay. Don't worry. Let us pray.
Brittany Pierce: I did a book report on heart attacks if you wanna give it to the doctor. I got knocked down a whole grade because I did it in crayon.
Finn Hudson: Pray to Grilled Cheesus he's okay.
Mike Chang: Grilled Cheesus..?
Finn Hudson: Yea man it's pretty awesome.
Rachel Berry: Don't worry Kurt me and my dads are praying for Burt.
Kurt Hummel: I appreciate your thoughts, but I don't want your prayers
Mercedes Jones: Why not? It will help.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Yea we are all praying.
Kurt Hummel: I'm an atheist
Quinn Fabray: What how do you not believe in God?
Kurt Hummel: God makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.
Mercedes Jones: He made you gay for a reason. God is giving the world more variety instead of being boring.
[Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, Mike Chang and 7 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: Riiight, sure that's the reason…
Tina Cohen-Chang: Come on Kurt.
Mercedes Jones: You can't prove there is no god.
Kurt Hummel: You can't prove there isn't a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs; but it seems pretty unlikely doesn't it?
Brittany Pierce: Is God an evil Dwarf?
Santana Lopez: Britt, no he isn't.
Noah Puckerman: Kurt does make a point…
Mercedes Jones: No he doesn't
Kurt Hummel: I don't need to sit around and listen, or in this case read, to all you mental patients tell me there is a God when I know there really isn't.
Mercedes Jones: But you still can't prove he isn't real.
Kurt Hummel: Can you prove he is?
Mercedes Jones: You got to believe
Kurt Hummel: I will believe what I want to believe.
Kurt Hummel: I love you guys, but seriously can we stop singing these religious songs.
Rachel Berry: We are just trying to help!
Mercedes Jones: Yea we understand you don't believe but we can still pray for Burt.
Kurt Hummel: But do you have to do it in Glee? Glee is fun for me and this is making it worse.
Noah Puckerman: Sorry man. How's Burt?
Kurt Hummel: Still unconscious
Artie Abrams: Don't worry he'll get better.
Mike Chang: Yea.
Kurt Hummel: Really Quinn, Rachel and Mercedes?
Quinn Fabray: We're sorry Kurt. We just really wanted to pray for him.
Rachel Berry: Have faith.
Quinn Fabray to Kurt Hummel: Your song was beautiful.
Santana Lopez: Yea it was nice.
Kurt Hummel: Thanks guys. But Santana you liked it? You're like the bitch…
Santana Lopez: Shhh. I know it sucks. Don't tell anyone.
Kurt Hummel: Okay my lips are sealed.
Mercedes Jones to Kurt Hummel: Come to my church please. Just let them pray. Please Kurt.
Kurt Hummel to Mercedes Jones: I dunno…
Mercedes Jones to Kurt Hummel: You get to wear a fabulous hat.
Kurt Hummel to Mercedes Jones: You had me at fabulous hat.
Mercedes Jones to Kurt Hummel: Good.
Kurt Hummel: I should of let you pray for him. Just because I don't believe in God doesn't mean you can't pray. Thanks though guys.
[Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones, Noah Puckerman and 10 others like this]
Mercedes Jones: We love you Kurt. We hope he will be better soon.
[Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, Artie Abrams and 6 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: He is alive! He is regaining consciousness.
[Finn Hudson, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang and 13 others like this]
Artie Abrams: Told ya he would be fine.
Mercedes Jones: We are all happy for you!
Kurt Hummel: Thanks.
Brittany Pierce: Did my book help?
Kurt Hummel: Sure…
Brittany Pierce: YAY!
A/N: Thanks for reading this sad chapter/episode. Reviews are lovely! :D