A/N: I just got to say I love Kurt's "duet" in this episode. It was amazing.
**Oh and I was listening to Long Distance by Bruno Mars, since he is amazing, and I thought this is like a perfect song for Blaine to sing about Kurt or the other way around! It's such a beautiful song. I want him to sing this. :)
Andddd I can not wait for the Teen Choice Awards tonight ... hopefully Chris wins at least one and Glee of course and Chris looked super sexy at the Glee Live 3D premiere last night...
Enough of my rambling...
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee otherwise there would of never been that piano to block what happened during Klaine's second kiss.
Kurt Hummel: Really Noah's in juvenile detention?
Santana Lopez: Serves him right.
Mercedes Jones: Yea stealing an ATM? Really?
Rachel Berry: We'll now we don't have enough members to compete.
William Schuester: Sure we do.
Finn Hudson: Uh Mr. Schue… if you have been counting we only have 11 members. We need 12.
Kurt Hummel: Good job Finn!
Finn Hudson: Thank you! Wait was that sarcasm?
Kurt Hummel: Maybe.
Finn Hudson: …
Artie Abrams: Haha.
Tina Cohen-Chang: At least we won't have any stuff about sex on Facebook for a while.
Santana Lopez: Nah. I'm still here ;)
William Schuester: No Finn, we do have 12 members.
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Sam Evans
Kurt Hummel: Duets! Winner gets Breadstix. We got this thing.
[Sam Evans, Rachel Berry, Brittany Pierce and 9 others like this]
Brittany Pierces: Blankets?
Mercedes Jones: *facepalm* No, Brittany.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Me and Mike for sure :)
Mike Chang: Asian kiss?
Tina Cohen-Chang: Asian kiss!
Santana Lopez: Not again…
Artie Abrams: Asian Fusion.
[Mike Chang and Tina Cohen-Chang like this]
Santana Lopez: Nah, me and Britt will for sure win.
Quinn Fabray: I'm surprised Rachel isn't saying she will win.
Rachel Berry: Oh uh yea. Finn and I got this.
Finn Hudson: Yea…
Quinn Fabray: …
Kurt Hummel to Sam Evans: You dye you hair. Why?
Sam Evans to Kurt Hummel: No dude, I do not die my hair!
Kurt Hummel to Sam Evans: I have three gifts: My voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.
Sam Evans to Kurt Hummel: I do not die my hair.
Kurt Hummel to Sam Evans: Yea, right.
Kurt Hummel: When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.
Sam Evans: I don't understand why you didn't do the duet with me.
Kurt Hummel: You don't want to get bullied.
Finn Hudson: Yea, then you might quit glee.
Sam Evans: Kind of already got a slushy and I am not quitting.
Finn Hudson: Really?
Sam Evans: No too much fun.
Finn Hudson: Awesome! Thanks dude.
Quinn Fabray: I loved it Kurt! It was truly amazing. It was differently amazing.
Artie Abrams: True dat.
Kurt Hummel: Thank you.
Kurt Hummel: Loved Mercedes and Santana's duet!
[Santana Lopez, Mercedes Jones, Sam Evans and 5 others like this]
Santana Lopez: You better have. We were better than everyone
Mike Chang: Yea it was good but who is Brittany with now?
Tina Cohen-Chang: Artie…
Mike Chang: That's weird, didn't expect that.
Artie Abrams: Yea either did I since she never made eye contact with me.
Brittany Pierce: I thought you were a robot for a while.
Santana Lopez: She's just using you.
Brittany Pierce: No I'm not Santana! That's mean.
Santana Lopez: Right whatever.
Brittany Pierce: I love Artie. He's amazing and sweet.
Santana Lopez: Ew.
Artie Abrams: Oh shut it Santana.
Kurt Hummel: So Mike can actually sing?
[Finn Hudson, Quinn Fabray, William Schuester and 2 others like this]
Mike Chang: Kind of.
Rachel Berry: Yea, kind of.
Santana Lopez: Shut up dwarf. First time Mike actually went up and sang, or kind of sang.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Yea give him a break.
Rachel Berry: Fine whatever.
Kurt Hummel: Rachel and Finn no offense but that was kind of rude.
Rachel Berry: What? Oh no I hope this doesn't make us lose.
Santana Lopez: What the hell is wrong with Rachel?
[Quinn Fabray likes this]
Kurt Hummel: We'll I have to admit Sam and Quinn did well but I was better.
[Sam Evans and Quinn Fabray like this]
Santana Lopez: Me and Mercedes are totally going to win this.
Mercedes Jones: Damn right.
Tina Cohen-Chang: No Mike and I got this thing for sure.
Sam Evans: No I think Quinn and I will win this.
Kurt Hummel: Of course I will win.
William Schuester: Okay! Well I see that everyone is going to vote for themselves. But there can only be one winner.
Kurt Hummel: Congrats Sam and Quinn. Fabrevans!
[Quinn Fabray, Sam Evans, Finn Hudson and 1 other like this]
Mike Chang: No its Quam.
Mercedes Jones: Fabrevans!
Sam Evans: It doesn't matter but thanks Kurt!
Santana Lopez: Why the hell did Rachel and Finn like that?
Rachel Berry: Even though I'm mad we lost, I think that Sam and Quinn totally deserved it!
Finn Hudson: Yea, what she said.
Quinn Fabray: Uh thanks Rachel?
Rachel Berry: Of course! Anything for our winners!
Santana Lopez: What the hell? Why is Rachel being nice?
Quinn Fabray: Who knows…
Rachel Berry to Kurt Hummel: I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt Hummel to Rachel Berry: Oh please not another pregnancy.
[Santana Lopez, Finn Hudson, William Schuester and 6 others like this]
Rachel Berry to Kurt Hummel: No! Uhm, I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt Hummel to Rachel Berry: That's a terrible thing to say.
[Santana Lopez, Quinn Fabray, Mercedes Jones and 8 others like this]
Rachel Berry to Kurt Hummel: Kurt! Ugh, I'll talk to you at school.
Kurt Hummel to Rachel Berry: Fine.
Kurt Hummel: Thanks Rachel, that was nice of you.
[Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang and 4 others like this]
Santana Lopez: Why is man hands being all nice all of a sudden?
Rachel Berry: Hey! I can be nice!
Quinn Fabray: We all know that is a lie.
Rachel Berry: Whatever I'm just in the mood!
Brittany Pierce: I'm in the mood for something too, Santana.
Artie Abrams: Wanky.
Santana Lopez: Shut it wheels, and Britt no.
Brittany Pierce: :(
A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews are appreciated and lovely.