A/N: YES IT IS TIME FOR BLAINE AND KURT TO START! WOOOOOH! YAYAYAYAYA! Sorry... little crazy there...it's just I love me some Klaine :D
I think this is my longest chapter over 2,000 words. This might be too long actually...
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or this ^^^^ would have happened sooner!
Kurt Hummel: Noah's back!
[Noah Puckerman, Santana Lopez, Artie Abrams and 6 others like this]
Noah Puckerman: It's good to be back baby!
Kurt Hummel: I don't know if I'm happy or sad.
Noah Puckerman: Your happy Hummel and you know it.
Kurt Hummel: Naahh.
Mike Chang: Ahaha.
Noah Puckerman: Hummel you can't hide from me.
Kurt Hummel: Sure I can. I'm a ninja!
[Brittany Pierce and Mercedes Jones like this]
Kurt Hummel: Girls vs boys. Yay.
[Noah Puckerman, Brittany Pierce, Finn Hudson and 8 others like this]
Mercedes Jones: You don't seem to happy boy.
Kurt Hummel: Oh right sure I am. Just a little mad.
Finn Hudson: This is fun though!
Noah Puckerman: Yea man.
Kurt Hummel: Yea sure.
Rachel Berry: I know you want to sing with us. But it's not part of the challenge.
Kurt Hummel: I know.
Mercedes Jones: :/
Brittany Pierce: I want my kurtie!
Kurt Hummel: Not sure I enjoy being slammed into lockers.
Mercedes Jones: WHAT! I'm going to cut a bitch!
Noah Puckerman: Do I need to punch someone?
Artie Abrams: You'll be back in juvie.
Noah Puckerman: Ugh!
Kurt Hummel: Guys! It's fine.
William Schuester: I'm sorry Kurt. Do you need anything?
Kurt Hummel: You, like everyone else at this school, are too quick to let homophobia slide. And your lessons plans are boring.
Tina Cohen-Chang: o.O
Brittany Pierce: I love my kurtie dolphin!
Kurt Hummel: I love you to Britt.
Brittany Pierce: YAY!
Kurt Hummel: Yes! I know the perfect idea boys.
Noah Puckerman: This is stupid.
Mike Chang: Yea no offense. We don't wanna do that.
Kurt Hummel: *glares*
Mercedes Jones: Guys! Don't be so mean to my boy! It's good to try different stuff once in a while.
Noah Puckerman: Whatever.
Kurt Hummel: Heading to Dalton Academy.
Rachel Berry: What? Well I guess that's a good idea. By why you?
Kurt Hummel: I'm making myself useful.
Noah Puckerman: Yo dude, I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that.
Kurt Hummel: Sure you didn't.
Quinn Fabray: Puck you are such a jerk.
Santana Lopez: Nah, he's cool.
Quinn Fabray: You're only saying that because you're going on a double date.
Santana Lopez: Maybe but he is sexy.
Noah Puckerman: Damn right I am.
Mike Chang: But I have abs.
Tina Cohen-Chang: He is my very own situation.
Mike Chang: :)
Santana Lopez: Ew.
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Blaine Anderson, Wes Montgomery and David Thompson.
Rachel Berry: KURT! You are not allowed to befriend the enemy! Spies!
Kurt Hummel: How do you know they are enemies?
Rachel Berry: I did my research…
Kurt Hummel: Well now you're just being a hypocrite. You did this with Jesse.
Rachel Berry: But he was different until….well ugh!
Kurt Hummel: Nice try.
Blaine Anderson: Hi there Rachel. We have no intention of spying. We meet Kurt (since he wasn't the best spy) and he is a really cool guy and we just want to be friends.
[Wes Montgomery and David Thompson like this]
Wes Montgomery: And besides, I'm guessing you are the New Directions (Since I know Rachel Berry is one of the lead singers...I've done research too) we are totally going to beat your asses so why would we need to spy?
[David Thompson and Blaine Anderson like this]
Rachel Berry: But…
Mercedes Jones: Just let Kurt be Rachel.
Kurt Hummel: Thank you Mercedes.
Brittany Pierce: Is he a hobbit? I love Frodo!
[Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Finn Hudson and 4 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: No Brittany.
Santana Lopez: Rachel you have some competition for who's shorter.
David Thompson: Did you know your clubs name sounds like Nude Erections?
Blaine Anderson: Really David?
Noah Puckerman: Omg it totally does! That's awesome. I like these Garbler guys!
Wes Montgomery: Warblers.
Noah Puckerman: Whatever.
Santana Lopez: Damn, that Blaine guy is hot.
David Thompson: Haha!
Santana Lopez: What' so funny?
Blaine Anderson: I..uh.. Well I play for the other team.
Santana Lopez: Oh damn but Kurt your lucky you can finally get some with some other hot gay besides you!
Kurt Hummel: Just friends.
[Blaine Anderson likes this]
Santana Lopez: Fine fine. How about the other two prep boys, you gay?
Wes Montgomery: No. We have girlfriends.
Santana Lopez: Damn.
Kurt Hummel to Noah Puckerman: You gotta do community work! I'm proud of you.
Noah Puckerman: Shut it Hummel.
Kurt Hummel: Nah, I like annoying you too.
Noah Puckerman: Arn't you mad I made you got spy?
Kurt Hummel: I should be... but then I would of never of met Blaine.
Wes Montgomery: and Wes!
David Thompson: and David!
Kurt Hummel: You guys are friends with Noah? and yea sure you guys too.
Wes Montgomery: YAY! :D
David Thompson: WOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Blaine Anderson: Mature.
Wes Montgomery: Thank you kind sir.
Blaine Anderson: That was sarcasm Wesley.
Kurt Hummel: Wesley? Lol
Wes Montgomery: Dammit! Thanks Blaine. :/
Blaine Anderson: No problem :)
Noah Puckerman: You prep school boys are weird.
David Thompson: I take that as a compliment!
Wes Montgomery: WOOH! High five Dave!
David Thompson: *virtual high five*
Blaine Anderson: It's sad to call you my friends.
[Kurt Hummel likes this]
Kurt Hummel: I hate Karosfsky
[Quinn Fabray, Tina Cohen-Chang, Santana Lopez and 7 others like this]
Mercedes Jones: What happened?
Blaine Anderson: You okay?
Artie Abrams: Did he punch you?
Kurt Hummel: It doesn't matter if he did because he can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of him.
[Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez, Blaine Anderson and 10 others like this]
Quinn Fabray: How come your dad doesn't come on Facebook now when everything happens?
Kurt Hummel: He forgot his password.
Finn Hudson: Same with my mom.
David Thompson: Your mom is your mom.
Finn Hudson: What the hell? Of course she is.
Blaine Anderson: Ignore David. He's a little messed in the brain.
David Thompson: HEY!
Mike Chang: Britt and him would be perfect together!
[Brittany Pierce, Kurt Hummel, Quinn Fabray and 7 others like this]
Kurt Hummel to Blaine Anderson: I need to talk to you…
Blaine Anderson: What's up?
Kurt Hummel: I'm going to call you about it.
Blaine Anderson: Sure. :)
Santana Lopez: Just friends? You sure?
Kurt Hummel: YES
Kurt Hummel: What the hell? Using coach Beiste as a turn off? That's a little rude.
[Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Artie Abrams and 5 others like this]
Mike Chang: Yea Tina.
Tina Cohen-Chang: I'm sorry Mike…Asian kiss?
Mike Chang: …fine Asian kiss!
Santana Lopez: :/
Sam Evans: Yea we are really sorry about that.
William Schuester: I agree with Kurt. She has feelings you know.
Sam Evans: We are really sorry!
Brittany Pierce to Kurt Hummel: I heard you found yourself another dolphin! I'm happy. Is he sexy?
Kurt Hummel: Brittany, sweetie, Blaine and I are just friends.
Blaine Anderson: Wait…dolphin?
Brittany Pierce: A gay shark silly.
Blaine Anderson: What…?
Kurt Hummel: She's asking if your gay.
Blaine Anderson: Oh well yea.
Brittany Pierce: YAY! HOT GAY SEX!
Blaine Anderson: …
Kurt Hummel: OMG! Brittany. Just. Friends!
Brittany Pierce :(
A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews are lovely!