"Because I told you to. And I'll take Suika off your hands for a week if you do."
"Okay, okay, fine. Marisa, you ready?"
"Sure..." Marisa said, sneaking towards the table of presents to attempt to 'borrow' them.
"MARISA." Destiny snapped.
"Sorry, ze..."
"Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday, dear Tio,
Happy birthday to you." Marisa and Reimu sang half-heartedly before a drunken Suika stumbled into the room.
"AND A HAPPEH NEW YURR!" She shouted.
Reimu sighed and walked up to the table, present in hand. "Happy birthday, Tio." She said before putting the present down on the table with the presents from Remilia, Flandre and Sakuya.
Marisa stepped forward and put a present on the table as well. "Happy birthday, Tio, da ze."
Suika stepped forward. "H-hey -hic- I got something for him too...HAPPEH BURTHDAY, TEEOH." she shouted excitedly, throwing the present into the air.
Destiny caught it and set it on the table.
"Dezzineh. Hab I evur told you...ho- -hic- how much I lub you...?"
"Lub Tio instead, kk."
"Okay..." She said, before lifting her shirt.
"WHAT THE..." Destiny shouted, her eyes wide.
"Burfday lurve!"