A/N: I really wanted to add Kurt's like "You smell homeless, Brett, homeless" it's one of my favorite lines from him but it wouldn't work. Sad face.
Also I won't be able to update tomorrow... my grandpa is coming to visit.I'm really sorry. I'll try for Friday...
Disclaimer: I am a girl and last time I checked Ryan Murphy was a guy…therefore I do not own Glee.
Kurt Hummel: Oh no Mr. Schue is sick. I do not want Rachel taking over again.
[Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez, Quinn Fabray, and 9 others like this]
William Schuester: I'm sorry I'm sick but Rachel will be the best for watching the club for a bit.
Rachel Berry: We got to practice for sectionals and find the perfect song I will be singing.
Santana Lopez: Oh shut up you dwarf. We don't need to take orders from you.
Mercedes Jones: Or hear you talk about yourself for like the millionth time.
Sam Evans: We need a substitute.
Artie Abrams: Yea damn right we do.
Kurt Hummel: Okay I got an Idea…
Mike Chang: Good or bad?
Kurt Hummel: Good for us. Bad for Rachel.
Finn Hudson: DON'T KILL HER KURT!
Santana Lopez: Why not?
Blaine Anderson: …
Kurt Hummel: Not matter how tempting that is I am not going to kill her. Just get a substitute.
Santana Lopez: Dang.
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Holly Holliday
Kurt Hummel: Holly Holliday rocks!
[Santana Lopez, Noah Puckerman, Tina Cohen-Chang and 10 others like this]
Holly Holiday: You know it!
Rachel Berry: She will be unable to sufficiently prepare us for the upcoming Sectionals competition
Holly Holiday: Girl, that may be true but if we have you we will win.
Rachel Berry: Well yea we all know that's true.
Mercedes Jones: Okay we don't care about Rachel but Ms. Holliday is awesome!
Finn Hudson: I care about Rachel.
Santana Lopez: No one cares.
Wes Montgomery: You're a bitch Santana.
Santana Lopez: Yes prep boy I am, got a problem with that?
Wes Montgomery: Not at all…it's kind of hot..
Blaine Anderson: You have a girlfriend.
Wes Montgomery: Your point?
Santana Lopez: Oh I like this prep boy.
David Thompson: BAD WES! NO CHEATING! *cyber slaps*
Wes Montgomery: I wasn't going to cheat HOW DARE YOU! *cyber slaps back*
David Thompson: *cyber slaps so hard you going flying back in your mom*
Wes Montgomery: :O *cyber slaps till you bleed*
Blaine Anderson: OKAY! ENOUGH! God, you guys are such kids. Stop it.
Wes Montgomery: Yes mother.
Blaine Anderson: Now say sorry.
David Thompson: I'm sorry Wes! Forgive me?
Wes Montgomery: Okay David! I'm sorry too.
Kurt Hummel: Wow, good job Blaine. They seriously are like kids.
Blaine Anderson: Yes, it's very annoying at times.
Wes Montgomery: HEY! We are not kids!
David Thompson: Yea Blainey!
Kurt Hummel: Blainey? Lol
Blaine Anderson: God David! How are you too my friends?
David Thompson: You love us.
Blaine Anderson: Sadly…. yes.
Kurt Hummel to Mercedes Jones: I'm sorry 'Cedes I just never really had a friend that understand me and what I'm going through.
Mercedes Jones: It's okay, I understand but can we hang out soon? I miss you.
Kurt Hummel: Yea of course. I miss you too.
Kurt Hummel: Had an amazing dinner with 'Cedes and Blaine.
[Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Blaine Anderson and 5 others like this]
Tina Cohen-Chang: Aw, was it a lovely date?
Brittany Pierce: Yay, my dolphin is getting some!
Kurt Hummel: No Britt and not a date. How many times do we have to say we are just friends?
[Blaine Anderson likes this]
Noah Puckerman: Over a million times.
Finn Hudson: That's a lot.
Kurt Hummel: Yes Finn for you it is.
[Santana Lopez, Noah Puckerman, Mike Chang and 9 others like this]
Mercedes Jones: It was an okay dinner.
Kurt Hummel: I'm sorry you felt left out; I will make it up to you I promise.
Mercedes Jones: Thanks bb.
Kurt Hummel: Mercedes I think you have a problem with tots.
Mercedes Jones: I do not! I just love me some tots!
Noah Puckerman: Nice going with shoving the tots in Sue's car.
[Santana Lopez likes this]
Mercedes Jones: Thank you :D
Kurt Hummel: 'Cedes I think your substituting food for love.
Mercedes Jones: No! Well maybe…
Kurt Hummel: Try going on a date.
Mercedes Jones: Okay, I will thanks.
Kurt Hummel: Mr. Schue's fired. D:
[Holly Holiday and Santana Lopez like this]
Brittany Pierce: I love Ms. Holliday.
David Thompson: Her name is awesome. Holly Holliday.
Wes Montgomery: You know who's name is more awesome? MINE!
David Thompson: Yes cuz Wesley Montgomery is soooo awesome.
Wes Montgomery: It is thanks for noticing.
David Thompson: Sarcasm idiot.
Wes Montgomery: I AM NOT AN IDIOT!
Kurt Hummel: Not again... Blaine calm the children.
Blaine Anderson: Yes sir. Wes shut up or I will come and steal your gavel and David just plain shut up.
Wes Montgomery: NOT MY GAVEL!
Santana Lopez: Is that the name of your dick?
Wes Montgomery: What? Ugh no! I'm sorry!
Kurt Hummel: Good. Now stop fighting on my status.
David Thompson: Yes m'am.
Kurt Hummel: m'am?
Finn Hudson: Well I better go calm Kurt before he decides to kill this David kid.
David Thompson: :O
Rachel Berry: Back to Ms. Holliday...this sucks. I love Ms. Holliday but she is too much fun. We need to be more serious and actually practice for sectionals.
Quinn Fabray: Never thought I would agree with Rachel.
Mike Chang: Yeaa
Kurt Hummel: YAY! Mr. Schuester is back.
[Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Tina Cohen-Chang and 6 others like this]
William Schuester: We are going to win Sectionals don't worry! Let's get working right away!
Santana Lopez: Uggghhh!
Artie Abrams: Glad he's back…
A/N: Thanks for reading. Wevid is really fun to write :D Reviews are lovely and amazing.