A/N: Omg. I am sooooo sorry it took so long to update. The visit to my grandpa lasted longer than expected. I am sorry bout the wait.
Let's get on to this long waited chapter...
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.
Kurt Hummel: YES! Omg this is awesome! Can't wait for the wedding! This is going to be a glee wedding!
[Burt Hummel, Carole Hudson, Mercedes Jones and 8 others like this]
Finn Hudson: Wait you guys found your passwords?
Burt Hummel: Kurt helped us.
Blaine Anderson: Wait… someone fill me in here?
Kurt Hummel: Well my dad is getting married to Finn's mom. They have been dating for a while and I'm making our Glee club perform at the wedding, so it's a glee wedding.
Blaine Anderson: Oh I see! That's awesome.
Rachel Berry: KURT! Stop giving info to the competition.
Mercedes Jones: It's not like we are going to perform this at sectionals. Also don't forget, Kurt's planning the wedding and reception.
Wes Montgomery: Really?
Kurt Hummel: Oh yea.
David Thompson: I kind of didn't expect that.
Kurt Hummel: Well when I was little my Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.
[Blaine Anderson, Sam Evans, Tina Cohen-Chang and 5 others like this]
Mike Chang: We need doves...
Kurt Hummel: Yes 300 of them!
Finn Hudson: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt Hummel: That's why we feed them glitter.
[Blaine Anderson, Wes Montgomery, Artie Abrams and 6 others like this]
Brittany Pierce: Glitter tastes really good.
Santana Lopez: I don't think you should be eating glitter...
Wes Montgomery: Oh god. Kurt you are amazing.
Quinn Fabray: Yes he is. :D
Kurt Hummel: Really? Sue is marrying herself?
[Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Tina Cohen-Chang and 10 others like this]
Wes Montgomery: I do not know who that is but I find that funny.
Rachel Berry: You guys really need to stop reading Kurt's status or Kurt should stop posting stuff.
Kurt Hummel: Rachel I can post whatever I want, and they can read whatever they want. I'm not posting anything about sectionals so settle down.
Santana Lopez: Yea seriously man hands, these prep boys are nothing like Jesse.
Tina Cohen-Chang: No one is as bad as him.
Rachel Berry: I still will never trust them.
David Thompson: Understandable.
Kurt Hummel: Wow, Blaine they are so calm today...
Wes Montgomery: We didn't have any sugar today.
Blaine Anderson: I kind of took the sugar away from them but they are still crazy.
Kurt Hummel: Ah, I see.
Kurt Hummel: Can I just say this again? I hate Karofsky!
Blaine Anderson: What happened now?
Kurt Hummel: Just the usual daily locker slams and the principal can't do anything about it.
Mercedes Jones: Oh my god! I really wanna punch that boy!
Rachel Berry: I'm so sorry Kurt. We didn't know it was getting this bad. Girls we need a meeting! (Kurt without you..)
Tina Cohen-Chang: Okay.
Quinn Fabray: Why would I meet with you?
Rachel Berry: Please just come it's important.
Kurt Hummel: Thank you Artie, Mike and especially Sam that's was nice of you but nothing can really help.
Quinn Fabray: That was very nice of them. But where the hell was Finn? He is going to be your brother soon and he doesn't even help?
Rachel Berry: He doesn't want to cause a fight or else he might lose his position of quarterback on the football team.
Tina Cohen-Chang: What the hell ? Football is more important than your soon to be brother?
Blaine Anderson: That's one of the stupidest things I heard.
[Wes Montgomery, Mercedes Jones, Brittany Pierce and 5 others like this]
Sam Evans: I put up a fight for him, I really don't care about football. Kurt being alive is wayyyyy more important.
[Mike Chang, Artie Abrams, Quinn Fabray and 9 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: There's no need to blame Finn. He couldn't of helped.
Noah Puckerman: Yea he is totally not strong enough.
Finn Hudson: I'm strong!
Santana Lopez: Ha Ha.
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: Dude, I'm so sorry. I didn't know it was that bad. Otherwise I would of helped.
Kurt Hummel: It's fine. He is expelled now.
Mike Chang: Wait how bad is it?
Kurt Hummel: He threatened to kill me.
Blaine Anderson: WHAT!
Artie Abrams: What a jerk.
Rachel Berry: This is horrible! I'm so sorry Kurt.
Kurt Hummel: Guy's it's fine. He's expelled. I'm fine for now...
Quinn Fabray: But what about when he comes back?
Finn Hudson: We will protect you Kurt and I really don't care about football or anything else. Like what Sam said, you being alive is way more important.
[Mike Chang, Sam Evans, Noah Puckerman, and 11 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: Thank you guys.
Kurt Hummel: Furt! :D
[Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, Burt Hummel, and 10 others like this]
Finn Hudson: I am sorry for not protecting you but I promise that in the future I will protect you.
Mercedes Jones: Boy your amazing just the way you are :D
[Noah Puckerman, Artie Abrams, Blaine Anderson and 13 others like this]
Brittany Pierce: I has a question. Where's your dolphin boy?
Santana Lopez: Yea why isn't he here?
Noah Puckerman: Wheres your boyfriend ?
Kurt Hummel: Okay first of all he is not my boyfriend and second of all he couldn't make it.
Blaine Anderson: Yea sorry bout that.
Kurt Hummel: It's totally fine :)
Blaine Anderson: :)
Wes Montgomery: So clueless.
David Thompson: So very very clueless.
Blaine Anderson: What?
David Thompson: Oh nothing...
Blaine Anderson: Okay then... ?
[Kurt Hummel likes this]
Kurt Hummel: I'm sorry everyone but I will feel more safe at Dalton with their 100% bullying tolerance.
[Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Blaine Anderson and 2 others like this]
Wes Montgomery: We can't wait till you come ! Blaine is really happy.
David Thompson: You have no idea.
Blaine Anderson: Hey! I'm just happy he won't be bullied anymore, and I got a friend who is amazing now coming to Dalton.
Wes Montgomery: Still clueless.
[David Thompson likes this]
Finn Hudson: Why didn't you talk to me before this?
Kurt Hummel: There's nothing to talk about.
Mercedes Jones: Boy I don't want you to leave. But it's better your safe.
Artie Abrams: Yeaa, you were amazing man. A wonderful addition to our club..and now your gone.
Tina Cohen-Chang: We will miss you Kurt.
Mike Chang: Yes we will.
Noah Puckerman: For sure.
Quinn Fabray: Now we lost our countertenor and now the Warblers have him. I think we may lose now.
Rachel Berry: No! You guys have me! :D
Santana Lopez: Refreshing...
Brittany Pierce: I will miss you kurtie :(
Kurt Hummel: I will miss you all too, but we can still hang out.
Mercedes Jones: Damn right we will. You are not getting rid of us.
[Santana Lopez, Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray, and 13 others like this]
A/N: I know I say this after every chapter but...thanks for reading! Reviews are lovely :)