A/N: Omgsh, there is about 36 days till Glee returns. I am so excited for some Klaine, and I really hope Kurt will sing a lot.
Also Chris looked amazing in the vogue photo that will be in the September issue.
So honestly I didn't really like in this episode how Blaine told Kurt to fit in, it's Kurt...like really?
Anyways...
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee...
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Jeff Sterling, Nick Duval, Thad Harwood and 15 others.
Kurt Hummel: So, on my first day I get a bird to look after….
[Trent Nixon, Andrew Stuart, Flint Wilson and 10 others like this]
Wes Montgomery: This bird is a member of an unbroken line of canaries who've been in Dalton since 1891. It's your job to take care of him, so he can live to carry on the Warbler legacy. Protect him. That bird is your voice.
David Thompson: That's a lot of words…
Blaine Anderson: Yes it is David. Good job!
David Thompson: Yay!
Santana Lopez: You prep boys are seriously weird.
Jeff Sterling: Spy!
Santana Lopez: No, if those three were allowed to look at Kurt's status without "spying" then so can we.
[Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones and 10 others like this]
Jeff Sterling: Fine but Kurt no posting shit about what we are doing for sectionals.
Kurt Hummel: I know.
Mercedes Jones: How is it there boy?
Kurt Hummel: It's fine. The work is harder and these warblers don't seem to understand my humor. I miss you guys, but I feel safer.
Quinn Fabray: We miss you too.
Brittany Pierce: I really miss you kurtie. I don't see your sexiness anymore…
Kurt Hummel: Right Brittany… Do you guys have 12 members yet?
Noah Puckerman: Yea
Rachel Berry: PUCK!
Noah Puckerman: Oh come on, just telling him how many members we have is not going to make them win.
Mercedes Jones: Take care of my boy, prep boys.
David Thompson: Of course we will.
[Blaine Anderson, Nick Duval, Wes Montgomery and 13 others like this]
Kurt Hummel to Rachel Berry: I need your help.
Rachel Berry to Kurt Hummel: Fine, what do you need?
Kurt Hummel to Rachel Berry: I catch up with you later.
Rachel Berry to Kurt Hummel: Whaaat?
Kurt Hummel: Auditioning for a solo…
[Rachel Berry, Blaine Anderson, Brittany Pierce, and 15 others like this]
Rachel Berry: Good luck! You totally deserve it!
Artie Abrams: What did you do to Rachel?
Kurt Hummel: Nothing, she just helped me.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Why would you ask her for help?
Kurt Hummel: Because she is as brilliant and talented as she is irritating.
[Finn Hudson likes this]
Rachel Berry: … Thank you?
Mike Chang: Good luck dude.
Nick Duval: Yea good luck. But I will own you.
Jeff Sterling: No, I will own him and YOU!
Kurt Hummel: Right. How many times have you auditioned?
Jeff Sterling: Six
Nick Duval: Three
Kurt Hummel: Great…
Kurt Hummel: Didn't get it. Guess I have to fit in…
Mercedes Jones: WHAT? Who on earth would tell you to fit in! You are Kurt Hummel, you stand out and be perfect and not care what anyone else thinks.
Kurt Hummel: This school is different I guess.
Santana Lopez: It was the hobbit wasn't it?
Kurt Hummel: That doesn't matter.
Blaine Anderson: His performance was just a bit over the top.
Quinn Fabray: That's Kurt though…he does over the top stuff and is truly amazing at it.
Kurt Hummel: Guys, it's fine.
David Thompson: Don't worry Kurt we still love you, but not as much as Blaine does.
Blaine Anderson: Well he is one of my best friends…
David Thompson: Still clueless Wes.
Wes Montgomery: Stupid Blaine.
Blaine Anderson: Hey, I'm not stupid!
Wes Montgomery: Wanna bet?
Blaine Anderson: Wesley Montgomery…do you really wanna do this now?
Santana Lopez: Wankyy.
Wes Montgomery: I have a girlfriend.
Santana Lopez: I know. You are getting some from both ;)
Wes Montgomery: I'm straight.
Santana Lopez: I beg to differ.
Blaine Anderson: Agreed. ^
Wes Montgomery: HEY!
Blaine Anderson: You and David seriously act like you are dating. You do everything together.
David Thompson: So do you and Kurt. Does that mean you are dating?
Blaine Anderson: No! We are just very good friends!
David Thompson: So are me and Wes.
Blaine Anderson: Fine whatever.
Kurt Hummel: This status went out of hand…
Kurt Hummel: Sectionals here we come!
[Blaine Anderson, Wes Montgomery, Trent Nixon and 20 others like this]
Burt Hummel: Have fun Kurt.
Kurt Hummel: Thanks Dad.
Santana Lopez: Good luck, but we are totally gonna own your prep boys asses!
Nick Duval: You can believe that.
Sam Evans: We do, and we know it's true!
Nick Duval: Stupid Bieber, you only saying that because you can face the truth!
Sam Evans: You are the one with bieber hair.
Nick Duval: Nu uh, that's you.
Kurt Hummel: Okay stop fighting! You both have bieber haircuts! Now everyone just get along.
Finn Hudson: I agree with Kurt, stop the fighting.
Brittany Pierce: Yea stop the hate.
Thad Harwood: We don't hate you guys, we just wanna win. It's kind of like a love hate relationship.
[Tina Cohen-Chang, David Thompson, Brittany Pierce and 19 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: Good job everyone! We tied; we are both going to Regionals!
[Rachel Berry, Mike Chang, Blaine Anderson and 23 others like this]
Blaine Anderson: Yea good job New Directions you guys did well, but we were better.
Kurt Hummel: Yea, but at least we are both going to Regionals.
Blaine Anderson: You did good Kurt :)
Kurt Hummel: All I did was doo wop in the background.
Blaine Anderson: But amazing, doo woping :)
Kurt Hummel: Is woping even a word?
Blaine Anderson: It is now.
Wes Montgomery: This I painful to watch.
David Thompson: The eye sex is worse.
Blaine Anderson: What eye sex?
Mercedes Jones: Can I say it now?
David Thompson: Go ahead.
Mercedes Jones: Clueless.
[Tina Cohen-Chang, Wes Montgomery, David Thompson and 20 others like this]
Blaine Anderson: Stop saying that! You say it every day Wes and it's getting annoying! I'm allowed to have a gay friend without dating.
Wes Montgomery: Yea but you deep down want more. So we are going to keep saying clueless till you get it!
Artie Abrams: Even I can tell that, even If I have never met you.
Blaine Anderson: Ugh...
Kurt Hummel: Well this is awkward, but still just friends.
[Blaine Andereson like this]
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