Disclaimer: I do not own Glee
Kurt Hummel: So I heard that the football team has joined Glee…
Finn Hudson: Yes, this is so stupid… I don't want to be with the bullies that made you leave this school.
Sam Evans: It's to makes us all get along
Mike Chang: But none of us like them, especially Karofsky since he is the one that made you leave.
Mercedes Jones: Yes it sucks; I truly am having trouble not punching him in the face
Kurt Hummel: Wow, I love you guys.
[Quinn Fabray, Tina Cohen-Chang, Noah Puckerman and 12 others like this]
Wes Montgomery: What about us! Don't you love us!
David Thompson: I feel very unloved…
Jeff Sterling: He only loves Blaine D:
Kurt Hummel: I love all of you too.
[Nick Duval, Thad Harwood, David Thompson and 15 others like this]
David Thompson: YES YES YES!
Wes Montgomery: WOOOOH!
Blaine Anderson: Still very mature guys.
Wes Montgomery: We know!
Kurt Hummel: I have weird friends…
David Thompson: Yea, your New Directions friends are very weird.
Kurt Hummel: Yes, that's who I was talking about…
Kurt Hummel: About to go to coffee with Mercedes, Rachel and Blaine
[Wes Montgomery, Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen Chang and 17 others like this]
Wes Montgomery: Awe, how sweet.
Artie Abrams: Rachel, how dare you talk to the competition.
Rachel Berry: Oh shut up. I know I said that before, but Kurt is my friend and just because he is the competition doesn't mean I'll stop talking to him.
[Finn Hudson, Quinn Fabray, Mike Chang and 11 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: Finn you are very annoying.
Finn Hudson: Excuse me? What did I do :(
Kurt Hummel: You need to talk to me more often and tell me stuff that's going on.
Finn Hudson: Oh, sorry dude.
Kurt Hummel: I bring you a glass of warm milk every night in hopes that we could have a little lady chat.
Blaine Anderson: Warm milk? Really?
Kurt Hummel: It's delicious.
Finn Hudson: Ah, so that's why you kept bringing me milk…
Kurt Hummel: Yes.
Finn Hudson: Fine, you're coming to the football game right?
Kurt Hummel: Yea, sure but I'm bringing Blaine.
Wes Montgomery: Awe, first date? :)
Blaine Anderson: No Wes.
Mike Chang: Really? I didn't expect you guys to come.
Kurt Hummel: Blaine and I love football. Well Blaine loves football, I love scarves.
[Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones and 17 others like this]
Mike Chang: Ah, that makes a little more sense.
Kurt Hummel: I also kind of have to come to support Finn and my girls of course.
Noah Puckerman: There's our Kurt.
Brittany Pierce: MY KURTIE! ONLY MINE!
Santana Lopez: We can share him…
Brittany Pierce: BUT I DON'T WANT TO CUT HIM IN PIECES :(
Santana Lopez: Britt, we don't have to cut him. We can still share him.
Brittany Pierce: Okayyy
Kurt Hummel: Uhh….should I feel loved?
Quinn Fabray: Yes :)
Kurt Hummel: Okay…
David Thompson: YOU ARE LOVED BY ALL!
Kurt Hummel: Uh, no I'm not.
David Thompson: Well most.
Kurt Hummel: Less than most.
David Thompson: STOP ARGUING AND JUST GO WITH IT!
Kurt Hummel: Yes ma'am.
David Thompson: It's sir.
Kurt Hummel: I know what I said.
[Blaine Anderson, Wes Montgomery, Noah Puckerman and 20 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: WOOH! Amazing mash-up guys!
[Finn Hudson, Artie Abrams, Mercedes Jones, and 17 others like this]
Noah Puckerman: Michael Jackson is amazing and mixing it with the Yeah Yeah Yeahs song is dope!
Artie Abrams: True dat.
Mercedes Jones: It would have been awesome of you performed it too.
Quinn Fabray: Yeah.
Kurt Hummel: I wish I could of, but you guys still did amazing!
Tina Cohen-Chang: Wooh! I love the costumes they are amazing.
Mercedes Jones: Yes they are!
Noah Puckerman: Dude, you're not friends with Lauren.
Kurt Hummel: I haven't met her yet…
Noah Puckerman: You should she's a badass.
Kurt Hummel: Alright then…
Kurt Hummel: Good job guys! You did amazing.
[Blaine Anderson, Finn Hudson, Quinn Fabray and 22 others like this]
Noah Puckerman: Of course we did! Who would doubt us?
Kurt Hummel: Well you haven't won a game since I was the kicker
Finn Hudson: That's true…
Blaine Anderson: Wait… kicker?
Kurt Hummel: Oh shot…
Finn Hudson: Yes, Kurt joined football last year and he was the best kicker! He made us win the only game that season but before he kicked he had to dance to Single Ladies. He quit like the next week though…
Kurt Hummel: Thanks Finn. I kind of didn't wanna tell anyone.
Finn Hudson: It's nothing to be ashamed of dude. You rocked.
Kurt Hummel: Right…
Blaine Anderson: …
Kurt Hummel: See! Blaine thinks it's stupid
Wes Montgomery: No I don't think he does he is kind of speechless right now.
Noah Puckerman: We should tell Blaine everything else Kurt has done. Like…
Kurt Hummel: NO! NOAH DON'T YOU DARE!
Noah Puckerman: Fine. But I will tell him in time.
Blaine Anderson: Uh, Puck tell me!
Kurt Hummel: NOAH! Don't! Otherwise your whole life will be over…I will rip your eyes out and make you eat them then tie you to a bomb!
Noah Puckerman: Wooh, brutal Kurt. Sorry Blaine I kind of want to live.
Jeff Sterling: Kurt can't be serious.
Kurt Hummel: Oh, I'm serious.
[Mercedes Jones, Artie Abrams, Nick Duval and 18 others like this]
Finn Hudson: Yea man he is. That's not even one of his worst threats.
Blaine Anderson: I'm going to find out sooner or later.
Noah Puckerman: Don't worry Blaine…I tell you once Kurt's in a good mood.
Blaine Anderson: Okay!
Kurt Hummel: -_-
Noah Puckerman: NO! DON'T GLARE AT ME ON THE INTERNET!
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