A/N: So tomorrow is Comeback, which I will do and then we got Blame It On The Alcohol which will be incredibly hard to write since I don't really like the Klaine fight :/
Also Chris Colfer won the hottest guy under 25 poll! He totally deserved it since he is the hottest! He got so much hate though... but YAY CHRIS COLFER!
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.
Kurt Hummel: I hate Valentine's Day.
[Jeff Sterling, Nick Duval, Santana Lopez and 6 others like this]
Jeff Sterling: it's overrated.
Blaine Anderson: How do you not like Valentine's Day? It's one of my favorite holidays!
Kurt Hummel: Yea well it involves two people being in love, which has never happened to me.
Blaine Anderson: Don't worry, you will find that special person. Sometimes they are right in front of you.
Kurt Hummel: Okay then…why is it your favorite holiday?
Blaine Anderson: People have been celebrating Valentine's Day for centuries and. call me a hopeless romantic, but it's my favourite holiday. I think there's something really great about a day where you're encouraged to just lay it all on the line and say to somebody. "I'm in love with you!"
Kurt Hummel: Oh…
Kurt Hummel: I love Valentine's Day.
[Wes Montgomery, Quinn Fabray, Sam Evans, and 16 others like this]
Wes Montgomery: Why the change in heart?
David Thompson: Did Blainey ask you out?
Wes Montgomery: Did you guys kiss?
David Thompson: Did you guys have…u know *wink* *wink*
Kurt Hummel: WEVID! SHUT UP! And to answer your questions no, we did none of that.
Santana Lopez: Awe, someone sounds a little disappointed.
Kurt Hummel: Shut up Satan.
Santana Lopez: Well you didn't deny it.
Quinn Fabray: Awwwe! Kurt has a crush!
Mercedes Jones: AWWE!
Kurt Hummel: Just friends!
Quinn Fabray: Still didn't deny it.
[Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez, Wes Montgomery and 19 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: ARGGGGGH!
Brittany Pierce: Omg! Kurtie you're a pirate now? LORD TUBBINGTON'S CAN BE YOUR PARROT!
Kurt Hummel: Uh no, Britt I'm not a pirate…
Brittany Pierce: Then why did you make a pirate sound?
Kurt Hummel: I was getting annoyed…
Brittany Pierce: OH! So that's the new way to say you're annoyed?
Kurt Hummel: Uh sure hun.
Brittany Pierce: AWESOME POSSUM!
Tina Cohen-Chang: Awesome possum?
Brittany Pierce: Mike taught me that.
Mike Chang: :D
Noah Puckerman: Really Mike? Awesome possum?
Mike Chang: Yesssssss!
Noah Puckerman: Wow. Can't believe he is a man…
Tina Cohen-Chang: Well he is, and I have proof!
Santana Lopez: Wanky :)
Tina Cohen-Chang: NO! Not like that!
Santana Lopez: Right.
Kurt Hummel: Uhm, I think I hate Valentine's Day again.
Finn Hudson: Wow dude stop changing your mind…
Kurt Hummel: I can't help it, my heart has been kind of crushed.
Wes Montgomery: WHAT? I'm going to go kill Blaine.
Blaine Anderson: Wesley NO! How's it my fault?
Wes Montgomery: You're still a clueless hobbit Blaine.
Blaine Anderson: I don't understand…
Wes Montgomery: My point exactly. Everyone can see it but you.
Blaine Anderson: See what?
Wes Montgomery: Never mind, go serenate that Jeremiah kid.
Blaine Anderson: I will… at least Kurt is supportive.
Wes Montgomery: Because he and everyone else thought you got you're act together and were going to serenade someone else.
Blaine Anderson: But who? I don't really like anyone else…
Wes Montgomery: Wow.
Blaine Anderson: If he and I got married I would get a 50% discount at the Gap.
Mercedes Jones: I really want to punch him.
Jeff Sterling: I can't believe we are going to the gap.
Blaine Anderson: Well we can perform off campus sometimes. Right Kurt?
Kurt Hummel: Sure. I had a cat thrown at me in a nursery home once.
Trent Nixon: How does that make it any better?
Blaine Anderson: It will be fun! Different scenery and it's for someone special!
Thad Harwood: You mock us, sir!
Blaine Anderson: Please just let me do this.
Thad Harwood: Fine.
Blaine Anderson: YES THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!
Kurt Hummel: At the Gap…bout to perform.
[Blaine Anderson, Andrew Stuart, Flint Wilson and 5 others likes this]
Quinn Fabray: Wow, I'm surprised Kurt would never step into a Gap if it wasn't for Blaine.
Blaine Anderson: Omg, I am so nervous. I don't think I can do this.
Mercedes Jones: What song did you pick?
Blaine Anderson: When I Get You Alone
Noah Puckerman: Nice man.
Santana Lopez: Wanky.
Blaine Anderson: How is that wanky?
Santana Lopez: You do realize what that song includes?
Blaine Anderson: Uh, no?
Artie Abrams: Yo man, it's talking about sex and sex toys.
Blaine Anderson: Really? Oh shit.
Quinn Fabray: Smart.
Kurt Hummel: No offense Blaine, but I'm happy that didn't work.
[Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Jeff Sterling and 10 others like this]
Blaine Anderson: I am such an idiot. No one knew he was gay, I got him fired! D:
Kurt Hummel: By that haircut he had, I think they did.
[Mercedes Jones, Nick Duval, Tina Cohen-Chang and 23 others like that]
Blaine Anderson: Whaa?
Noah Puckerman: Kurt has an excellent gay-dar.
Kurt Hummel: Except that time I thought Sam was gay.
Sam Evans: What…
Kurt Hummel: No straight boy does his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1993.
[Jeff Sterling, Blaine Anderson, Nick Duval and 9 others like this]
Sam Evans: I honestly have no Idea who that is.
Kurt Hummel: Wow.
Kurt Hummel: Coffee with Blaine
[Wes Montgomery, Mercedes Jones, Carole Hummel-Hudson and 24 others like this]
Mercedes Jones: Boy, tell him how you feel.
Kurt Hummel: ...
Wes Montgomery: Us Warblers cannot stand the eye sex. Please do us a favour.
Quinn Fabray: They are so meant for each other
[Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Brittany Pierce and 20 others like this]
David Thompson: That's for sure.
Brittany Pierce: I WANT HOT DOLPHIN SEX!
Nick Duval: Don't we all…
Jeff Sterling: …
Nick Duval: Shot, I really typed that didn't I?
Jeff Sterling: Yeaa…
Mike Chang: Awkward turtle.
Noah Puckerman: Really Mike?
Mercedes Jones: Kurt isn't responding…KURT DID YOU TELL HIM?
Kurt Hummel: I may of, but he doesn't want to screw our friendship up.
Wes Montgomery: IDIOT!
[Santana Lopez, David Thompson, Mercedes Jones and 24 others like this]
Blaine Anderson: HEY!
Kurt Hummel: Blaine you're not an idiot, I understand.
Blaine Anderson: :D
Kurt Hummel: So it will be like when Harry Met Sally, but I get to play Meg Ryan.
Blaine Anderson: Deal.
Kurt Hummel: :)
Blaine Anderson: Wait don't they get together in the end?
Kurt Hummel: …
[Mercedes Jones, Wes Montgomery, Mike Chang and 25 others like this]
A/N: Thank you for reading! Reviews are lovely! :D