A/N: So I watched Born this Way yesterday! And that is was of my favorite episodes, since there is a lot of Kurt in it! and then the chapter today is Born This Way, so I find that pretty lucky.

And seriously, during the FNO video they premiered Chris looked amazingly hot! Those pants were so tight…

*Also I am leaving tomorrow for the PNE (Which is an amusement park in Canada) and I will be gone for a couple of days, so I won't be able to update. I might be able to add a chapter tomorrow before I leave but I'm not sure…

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee…otherwise Kurt would not be wearing a shirt. Ever.


Kurt Hummel: Coffee with Blaine and some awesome ladies from McKinley.

[Mercedes Jones, Blaine Anderson, Santana Lopez, and 23 others like this]

Mercedes Jones: Wooh, of course that would be me. ;)

Santana Lopez: Noo, it of course is me Aretha.

Kurt Hummel: Girls, I said amazing ladieS as in more than one…

Mercedes Jones: Fine.

Rachel Berry: We really want to you come back Kurt :\

Kurt Hummel: I can't with Karosfsky

Quinn Fabray: Wooh, was that Rachel caring about someone else for a change?

Mike Chang: What has this world come too?

[Noah Puckerman,Santana Lopez, Lauren Zizes and 25 others like this]

Rachel Berry: ha ha. I can be nice.

Quinn Fabray: Like once in a blue moon.

Brittany Pierce: Omg! The Smurfs are here?

Santana Lopez: Brittany, no. Just a phrase.

Brittany Pierce: But the Smurfs come when it's a blue moon.

Santana Lopez: *facepalm* Britt, no.

Brittany Pierce: :(


Kurt Hummel: KURT HUMMEL IS BACK AT MCKINLEY!

[Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Santana Lopez and 17 others likes this]

William Schuester: Welcome back Kurt!

Mercedes Jones: YAYAYAYAYAYA!

Brittany Pierce: Yay! I missed my Kurtie.

Wes Montgomery: We all know this is what you wanted but beware, just because we don't go to school together doesn't meant I will stop talking on Facebook. You can never get rid of me!

David Thompson: Or me!

Kurt Hummel: Damn. I thought changing schools would work.

[Blaine Anderson likes this]

Wes Montgomery: Nothing will work, Kurtie, nothing!

Kurt Hummel: Shot.

David Thompson: Awwe, poor Blainey is crying.

Blaine Anderson: I am not crying! I was just…cutting onions..yea.

Kurt Hummel: Okay Blaine even I know that's a lie, you never cut onions and or cook.

Blaine Anderson: Fine! I'm going to miss you, but I know the New Directions is where you belong.

Kurt Hummel: we still get to hang out on weekends and after schools like you said.

Blaine Anderson: But maybe that's not enough, maybe I want to be with you all the time.

Quinn Fabray: AWWW :)

[Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Rachel Berry and 16 others like this]

Kurt Hummel: Don't worry, I'll spend most of my time with you :)

Blaine Anderson: :)

Wes Montgomery: So much Klainebows!

[David Thompson likes this]

Finn Hudson: Wow Blaine, you make us guys look like incredibly bad boyfriends.

Quinn Fabray: No, I still love you Finn…Blaine may be all romantic but I still love you not matter how romantic you are.

Finn Hudson: I love you too.

Mercedes Jones: Okay I'm fine with Klainebows but not fine with those two ^^.


Rachel Berry to Kurt Hummel: Good job today! I missed your singing voice, you and my competition.

Quinn Fabray: Honestly, something is wrong with Rachel today.

Rachel Berry: I just really missed Kurt.

Kurt Hummel: I surprisingly missed you too :)

Rachel Berry: I love you Kurt :D

Mercedes Jones: Not as much as me, Rachel.

Quinn Fabray: Nu uh. I love him way more than anyone else!

Tina Cohen-Chang: NEVER!

Blaine Anderson: Ladies, we all know I have you beat since I am dating him.

[Kurt Hummel and Wes Montgomery liks this]

Rachel Berry: Stupid Blaine…

Artie Abrams: Yo, that song was da shiz!

Tina Cohen-Chang: It was pretty beautiful, I even saw Puck crying again.

Quinn Fabray: Just like he did at Regionals to Kurt and Blaine's duet.

Mike Chang: And I supposedly am not a man?

Noah Puckerman: I WAS NOT CRYING!

Finn Hudson: Puck don't lie.

Noah Puckerman: Fine! Maybe I was…but have you heard his voice!

Finn Hudson: Yes, Puck we all have.

Noah Puckerman: He just puts some much into it…

Jeff Sterling: I could make a lot of dirty jokes with that ^

Lauren Zizes: I think I'm more of a man than Puckerman.

Noah Puckerman: Nu uh. Impossible.

Lauren Zizes: Nope.

Kurt Hummel: Okay! I know this is going to turn into a big mess, so carrying on with your conver somewhere else.


Kurt Hummel: Barbavention.

[Noah Puckerman, Blaine Anderson, Finn Hudson, and 12 others like this]

Rachel Berry: Thank you guys for that.

Kurt Hummel: Rachel, don't get that nose job.

Finn Hudson: You're beautiful just the way you are.

Mike Chang: and when you smile! The whole world stops and stares for a while cuz girl you're amazing just the way you are.

Finn Hudson: Really Mike?

Mike Chang: Sorry, couldn't resist.

Brittany Pierce: KURT THOSE PANTS ARE SO HOT ON YOU! Like super tight.

Sam Evans: Wow, Brittany.

Mercedes Jones: That's one of my favorite outfits.

Santana Lopez: Blaine, have you seen Kurt's red pants on him?

Blaine Anderson: Yup ;)

Noah Puckerman: Wanky?

Blaine Anderson: Nope.

Noah Puckerman: Damn.


Kurt Hummel: Likes boys ;)

[Wes Montgomery, Rachel Berry, Burt Hummel and 29 others likes this]

Blaine Anderson: Well I hope so ;)

Kurt Hummel: ;)

David Thompson: Oh. My. God. So much wankyness!

Noah Puckerman: That's my line, prep boy.

David Thompson: No your line is wanky. I used wankyness.

Noah Puckerman: touché.

Wes Montgomery: Not that I don't like it, but we all know you do. So why did you post that?

Kurt Hummel: We performed Born This Way and had to wear a shirt about something we have learned to accept about ourselves.

Rachel Berry: KURT!

Kurt Hummel: Rachel, they are out of the competition, and we are most likely not going to sing this at competition. So don't freak out.

Rachel Berry: Fine.

Wes Montgomery: Besides, I'm not here to spy. I'm here to enjoy some klainebows.

Kurt Hummel: Why is everyone saying klainebows?

Wes Montgomery: Well your both gay = Rainbows and your couple names is klaine so together we got us some fabulous KLAINEBOWS!

Kurt Hummel: I see..

David Thompson: So you sang Gaga?

Kurt Hummel: Of course we did. Gaga is awesome.

Blaine Anderson: Not better than Katy Perry!

Kurt Hummel: Do you really wanna go there?

Blaine Anderson: No...

Kurt Hummel: Good :)

Artie Abrams: Whipped.

[Wes Montgomery, Finn Hudson, Santana Lopez and 16 others like this]


A/N: So yea. Thanks for reading! Your reviews are amazingly lovely! Thank you :)