A/N: Sorry for the long wait! I just got home yesterday, and was super tired so I didn't post anything. And I'm going to Vancouver on Friday to visit my Grandpa once more before schools starts on the 6th…and since I'm thinking this will finish on Friday (except for when season 3 starts) you won't have to worry about waiting.

Guys, Chris Colfer is so freaking close to 1 million on twitter! (So follow chriscolfer if you haven't)

Also, I know lots of people don't like the 'Oh My Gaga' thing. I don't really like it either, but Kurt wouldn't say Oh My God since he doesn't believe in God…

Disclaimer: I do not own this amazing show that's returning on Sept. 20, which is close, called Glee.

Kurt Hummel: Brittany, I love your show Fondue For Two. I seriously couldn't stop laughing.

[Brittany Pierce, Artie Abrams, Mike Chang and 21 others like this]

Finn Hudson: Lord Tubbington's is awesome.

Brittany Pierce: I love him too, but I think he has been reading my diary and smoking.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Brittany, how do you write so well? I always wanted to ask this. You can hardly spell in real life.

Artie Abrams: I set up a spell check on her computer. Otherwise we understand anything she's says.

Quinn Fabray: Makes sense.

Blaine Anderson: I want my cookie.

Kurt Hummel: That wasn't random at all…

Santana Lopez: Is Kurt your cookie? ;)

Kurt Hummel: No he just loves his cookies…

Blaine Anderson: Nope, Santana's right.

[Santana Lopez likes this]

Kurt Hummel: Oh… come over then? ;)

Blaine Anderson: Babe, I'm coming right now.

[Noah Puckerman, Santana Lopez, Wes Montgomery and 23 others like this]

Finn Hudson: TMI DUDE! TMI!

Blaine Anderson: Really guys? Immature much.

Kurt Hummel: Wow, you guys have a very sick filled mind.

Wes Montgomery: Nope, just a Klaine filled mind.

[David Thompson, Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry and 16 others like this]

Rachel Berry to Kurt Hummel: Stop it.

Kurt Hummel: Stop what?

Rachel Berry: Sam is cute, but he is not worth losing Blaine over.

Kurt Hummel: Oh how I missed your insanity.

Blaine Anderson: Kurt's not cheating.

Rachel Berry: Blaine I hate to break it too you, but we saw him coming out of a hotel with Kurt!

Blaine Anderson: That's nice. But I know Kurt wouldn't cheat. I can't believe you would think Kurt would cheat Rachel, you're his friend.

Finn Hudson: But…we have a picture.

Kurt Hummel: So, if I got a picture of you coming out of Rachel's house…does that mean you cheating?

Finn Hudson: I'm not cheating!

Kurt Hummel: I dunno, I have a picture…

Rachel Berry: Ugh…Just stop fooling around with Sam!

Kurt Hummel: Sam's straight. I'm dating Blaine. I would never cheat Rachel.

[Blaine Anderson likes this]

Sam Evans: Guys! Stop accusing Kurt! Kurt was just helping me.

Finn Hudson: With what, sex?

Sam Evans: Oh My God…

Kurt Hummel: Maybe you should learn more about the situation before you start assuming stuff.

[Quinn Fabray, Blaine Anderson and Sam Evans like this]

Quinn Fabray: Kurt wouldn't cheat on Blaine. Sam isn't gay.

[Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson like this]

Kurt Hummel: There you guys go. You got the truth, just why did you have to be some freaking mean about it?

[Sam Evans likes this]

Rachel Berry: We didn't know!

Finn Hudson: Dude, we are really sorry. We shouldn't have accused you; we didn't know your situation.

Blaine Anderson: I still can't believe you guys would think Kurt would cheat. Aren't you his friends and Finn aren't you his brother now?

Finn Hudson: Kurt, I'm really sorry for accusing you. I should know you are too kind to cheat.

Kurt Hummel: Well…thanks Finn….?

Rachel Berry: I'm sorry too, Kurt and Sam.

Quinn Fabray: Really Rachel? What about me? Thinking you can just go and "spy" with MY boyfriend.

Rachel Berry: That's all we did. We are just friends. I'm sorry Quinn for hanging out with a friend.

Kurt Hummel: Okay! I really don't want a bitch fight on here. Take it somewhere else.

Noah Puckerman: Way to spoil the fun Hummel. I wanted to see a chick fight.

Kurt Hummel: Wouldn't it be better in person?

Noah Puckerman: Ahh that is right Hummel. You're catching on…

Kurt Hummel: Yay…

Noah Puckerman: Chick fights are sexy.

Blaine Anderson: You want to know what's sexy?

Noah Puckerman: We all know you're going to say Kurt…so just save it for when you too are alone.

Blaine Anderson: Fine. ;)

Santana Lopez: Wanky ;)

Kurt Hummel: You say that way too much Santana.

Santana Lopez: Who cares?

Kurt Hummel: Me.

Santana Lopez: But you aren't denying it are you?

Kurt Hummel: …

Wes Montgomery: DOUBLE WANKY!

[Noah Puckerman, Santana Lopez, Blaine Anderson and 25 others like this]

Kurt Hummel: BLAINE!

Blaine Anderson: Come on. We all know it's true…

Kurt Hummel: BLAINE!

Blaine Anderson: I'm just kidding Kurt.

Burt Hummel: You better be. I've got a shot gun.

Blaine Anderson: Oh. Uh….

Kurt Hummel: Dad, please don't scare Blaine.

Burt Hummel: Fine. You're lucky I like him…

Blaine Anderson: YAY!

Wes Montgomery: Wow, for some reason that made Blaine really happy. He's jumping on his bed.

Kurt Hummel: Nothing new.

Blaine Anderson: I don't jump on my bed much!

Kurt Hummel: No but you do tend to jump on furniture…everywhere you go.

Blaine Anderson: its fun.

David Thompson: It's just to make you look taller, right?

Blaine Anderson: Wow! I'm not that short…

Kurt Hummel: Blaine, dear, yes you are.

Blaine Anderson: Hey! You supposed to make me feel better! Not worse…

Kurt Hummel: I'm sorry Blaine.

Blaine Anderson: I'm sad now Kurtie.

Kurt Hummel: Want me to make you feel better Blainey?

[Noah Puckerman, Santana Lopez, Mercedes Jones and 22 others like this]

Blaine Anderson: Yes please.

Wes Montgomery: There is so much Klainebows in the air today…

A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews are lovely!