A/N: YES! CHRIS MADE 1 MILLON FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER! Yay!
Oh and this was on yesterday…I didn't watch it though :( I had to go back to school shopping! :P
I can't believe I'm almost at 300 reviews…can I make that by the end of season 2 on here?
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.
Kurt Hummel: Breadstixs.
[Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones, Sam Evans and 22 others like this]
Sam Evans: I love that place!
Wes Montgomery: Is little kurtsie wurtsie going on a date?
Kurt Hummel: Kurtsie Wurtsie? Really Wesley?
Wes Montgomery: It's cute
Kurt Hummel: You sure you aren't gay? Cuz my gaydar is going crazy.
Wes Montgomery: It's only going crazy because you're with Blaine.
Blaine Anderson: HAHA! You didn't deny it!
Wes Montgomery: Well…uh…I'M NOT GAY!
Blaine Anderson: Sure.
Wes Montgomery: Shouldn't you be on your date?
Sam Evans: That sound wrong, young jeti.
[Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Santana Lopez and 25 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: Really Sam? Wow and Wes, we are on our date right now.
Wes Montgomery: Good.
Kurt Hummel: Going to junior prom with an amazing person! :)
[Wes Montgomery, Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry and 20 others like this]
Wes Montgomery: Awwe shucks Kurt. You could have just asked me.
Kurt Hummel: Wes I would never ask you.
Wes Montgomery: I'm sad now.
Mercedes Jones: Does this 'amazing person' have the name Blaine?
Blaine Anderson: Damn right it does.
[Kurt Hummel likes this]
Quinn Fabray: Awwe.
Mike Chang: !
Tina Cohen-Chang: Uh…I don't want to know.
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Dave Karosfsky.
Burt Hummel: Is that really a good idea?
Finn Hudson: Yea Kurt! You know what he did to you!
Kurt Hummel: Guys, he changed.
Santana Lopez: Yea, he's part of the bullywhips.
Dave Karosfsky: I'm really really sorry what I did to you. I promise never to hurt you again.
Kurt Hummel: I know.
Kurt Hummel: Headed to the girls to help pick out dresses.
[Brittany Pierce, Tina Cohen-Chang, Santana Lopez and 17 others like this]
Noah Puckerman: Does that mean you get to watch them all undress?
Kurt Hummel: Nope.
Noah Puckerman: Dang. Then I see no point in why you are going.
Kurt Hummel: Didn't you read my status?
Noah Puckerman: Yea, but…uh...never mind.
Lauren Zizes: I hate dress shopping. My sexy body is too much for any dress to handle.
Noah Puckerman: Then take off all your clothes ;)
Lauren Zizes: Puckerman!
Noah Puckerman: That would be hot.
Lauren Zizes: Of course it would.
Kurt Hummel: Okay! Stop it you too. Do that in your own time.
Lauren Zizes: Damn right we will.
Kurt Hummel: -_-
Noah Puckerman: Sorry…
Santana Lopez: So you like my dress?
Kurt Hummel: I have no criticisms. Go with God Satan….Santana!
Santana Lopez: :)
Kurt Hummel: I would like to graduate high school knowing how to make some sort of pate.
[Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Sam Evans and 9 others like this]
Tina Cohen-Chang: I agree.
Artie Abrams: Be prepared to not learn today.
Kurt Hummel: Why?
Artie Abrams: You'll see.
Jesse St. James: Wow, that's a very stupid idea Artie.
Kurt Hummel: When the hell did you get unblocked from my status?
Blaine Anderson: Ohhh angry Kurt. Sexy…
Mercedes Jones: Lol Blaine…
Rachel Berry: I may have hacked your Facebook…
Kurt Hummel: RACHEL! YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE JESSE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU…
Rachel Berry: I'm sorry Kurt! But he has changed.
Kurt Hummel: Nice try. Time to block again…and change password.
Rachel Berry: Kurt don't! Give him a chance.
Kurt Hummel: I did that last time.
Rachel Berry: Ugh fine.
Santana Lopez: Stupid St. James.
Kurt Hummel: A prom proposal! :D
Blaine Anderson: What?
Kurt Hummel: Artie is singing to Brittany…to ask her out to prom! It's wonderful.
Blaine Anderson: I see.
Kurt Hummel: Almost done making my prom outfit!
[Finn Hudson, Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones and 15 others like this]
Finn Hudson: It's awesome dude. It's like gay brave heart.
Kurt Hummel: Uhm…thank you?
Blaine Anderson: Kurt I'm sorry…
Kurt Hummel: It's fine Blaine. I understand.
Blaine Anderson: Just to let you know we are going to prom and you are going to rock that outfit!
Kurt Hummel: :)
Mercedes Jones: I can't wait to see it.
Kurt Hummel: You'll love it 'Cedes.
Kurt Hummel: Prom time! Yay!
[Blaine Anderson, Quinn Fabray, Santana Lopez and 19 others like this]
Quinn Fabray: I can't wait till I win Prom Queen.
Santana Lopez: Nice try. I got this.
Lauren Zizes: I don't think so.
Kurt Hummel: This is going to be fun. It's not about winning.
Quinn Fabray: For me it is.
Kurt Hummel: Alrighty then.
Blaine Anderson: LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOH!
Kurt Hummel: You remind me of a little kid sometimes….
Kurt Hummel: Worst Prom Ever.
Brittany Pierce: Kurtie! I'm so sorry that happened you didn't deserve that.
Rachel Berry: I can't believe they would do such a thing!
Finn Hudson: What happened?
Kurt Hummel: I don't wanna talk about it.
Sam Evans: That was very low of them.
Santana Lopez: As much as I'm mad I didn't win… I still can't believe them.
Mercedes Jones: We all love you Kurt!
Blaine Anderson: Kurt, let's just go home.
Kurt Hummel: No. I got a better idea.
Kurt Hummel: Best Prom Ever (so far)
[Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez and 22 others like this]
Wes Montgomery: I love how Kurtie can go from worst prom to BEST PROM!
Blaine Anderson: My boyfriend's amazing. I am so proud of you. That was very brave :)
Kurt Hummel: Thank you for dancing :)
Blaine Anderson: Thank you for existing. :)
Kurt Hummel: No, thank YOU for existing. :)
Blaine Anderson: :D
Kurt Hummel: :D
Wes Montgomery: Wow. That was super sweet…Dave bring me to the dentist.
David Thompson: Alright. I think I need to go there too…
Rachel Berry: I love how you said 'Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.' That was amazing. We are all proud of you.
[Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Brittany Pierce and 15 others like this]
Artie Abrams: For sure.^^
A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews are lovely!
