A/N: YES! CHRIS MADE 1 MILLON FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER! Yay!

Oh and this was on yesterday…I didn't watch it though :( I had to go back to school shopping! :P

I can't believe I'm almost at 300 reviews…can I make that by the end of season 2 on here?

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.


Kurt Hummel: Breadstixs.

[Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones, Sam Evans and 22 others like this]

Sam Evans: I love that place!

Wes Montgomery: Is little kurtsie wurtsie going on a date?

Kurt Hummel: Kurtsie Wurtsie? Really Wesley?

Wes Montgomery: It's cute

Kurt Hummel: You sure you aren't gay? Cuz my gaydar is going crazy.

Wes Montgomery: It's only going crazy because you're with Blaine.

Blaine Anderson: HAHA! You didn't deny it!

Wes Montgomery: Well…uh…I'M NOT GAY!

Blaine Anderson: Sure.

Wes Montgomery: Shouldn't you be on your date?

Sam Evans: That sound wrong, young jeti.

[Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Santana Lopez and 25 others like this]

Kurt Hummel: Really Sam? Wow and Wes, we are on our date right now.

Wes Montgomery: Good.


Kurt Hummel: Going to junior prom with an amazing person! :)

[Wes Montgomery, Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry and 20 others like this]

Wes Montgomery: Awwe shucks Kurt. You could have just asked me.

Kurt Hummel: Wes I would never ask you.

Wes Montgomery: I'm sad now.

Mercedes Jones: Does this 'amazing person' have the name Blaine?

Blaine Anderson: Damn right it does.

[Kurt Hummel likes this]

Quinn Fabray: Awwe.

Mike Chang: !

Tina Cohen-Chang: Uh…I don't want to know.


Kurt Hummel is now friends with Dave Karosfsky.

Burt Hummel: Is that really a good idea?

Finn Hudson: Yea Kurt! You know what he did to you!

Kurt Hummel: Guys, he changed.

Santana Lopez: Yea, he's part of the bullywhips.

Dave Karosfsky: I'm really really sorry what I did to you. I promise never to hurt you again.

Kurt Hummel: I know.


Kurt Hummel: Headed to the girls to help pick out dresses.

[Brittany Pierce, Tina Cohen-Chang, Santana Lopez and 17 others like this]

Noah Puckerman: Does that mean you get to watch them all undress?

Kurt Hummel: Nope.

Noah Puckerman: Dang. Then I see no point in why you are going.

Kurt Hummel: Didn't you read my status?

Noah Puckerman: Yea, but…uh...never mind.

Lauren Zizes: I hate dress shopping. My sexy body is too much for any dress to handle.

Noah Puckerman: Then take off all your clothes ;)

Lauren Zizes: Puckerman!

Noah Puckerman: That would be hot.

Lauren Zizes: Of course it would.

Kurt Hummel: Okay! Stop it you too. Do that in your own time.

Lauren Zizes: Damn right we will.

Kurt Hummel: -_-

Noah Puckerman: Sorry…

Santana Lopez: So you like my dress?

Kurt Hummel: I have no criticisms. Go with God Satan….Santana!

Santana Lopez: :)


Kurt Hummel: I would like to graduate high school knowing how to make some sort of pate.

[Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Sam Evans and 9 others like this]

Tina Cohen-Chang: I agree.

Artie Abrams: Be prepared to not learn today.

Kurt Hummel: Why?

Artie Abrams: You'll see.

Jesse St. James: Wow, that's a very stupid idea Artie.

Kurt Hummel: When the hell did you get unblocked from my status?

Blaine Anderson: Ohhh angry Kurt. Sexy…

Mercedes Jones: Lol Blaine…

Rachel Berry: I may have hacked your Facebook…

Kurt Hummel: RACHEL! YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE JESSE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU…

Rachel Berry: I'm sorry Kurt! But he has changed.

Kurt Hummel: Nice try. Time to block again…and change password.

Rachel Berry: Kurt don't! Give him a chance.

Kurt Hummel: I did that last time.

Rachel Berry: Ugh fine.

Santana Lopez: Stupid St. James.

Kurt Hummel: A prom proposal! :D

Blaine Anderson: What?

Kurt Hummel: Artie is singing to Brittany…to ask her out to prom! It's wonderful.

Blaine Anderson: I see.


Kurt Hummel: Almost done making my prom outfit!

[Finn Hudson, Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones and 15 others like this]

Finn Hudson: It's awesome dude. It's like gay brave heart.

Kurt Hummel: Uhm…thank you?

Blaine Anderson: Kurt I'm sorry…

Kurt Hummel: It's fine Blaine. I understand.

Blaine Anderson: Just to let you know we are going to prom and you are going to rock that outfit!

Kurt Hummel: :)

Mercedes Jones: I can't wait to see it.

Kurt Hummel: You'll love it 'Cedes.


Kurt Hummel: Prom time! Yay!

[Blaine Anderson, Quinn Fabray, Santana Lopez and 19 others like this]

Quinn Fabray: I can't wait till I win Prom Queen.

Santana Lopez: Nice try. I got this.

Lauren Zizes: I don't think so.

Kurt Hummel: This is going to be fun. It's not about winning.

Quinn Fabray: For me it is.

Kurt Hummel: Alrighty then.

Blaine Anderson: LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOH!

Kurt Hummel: You remind me of a little kid sometimes….


Kurt Hummel: Worst Prom Ever.

Brittany Pierce: Kurtie! I'm so sorry that happened you didn't deserve that.

Rachel Berry: I can't believe they would do such a thing!

Finn Hudson: What happened?

Kurt Hummel: I don't wanna talk about it.

Sam Evans: That was very low of them.

Santana Lopez: As much as I'm mad I didn't win… I still can't believe them.

Mercedes Jones: We all love you Kurt!

Blaine Anderson: Kurt, let's just go home.

Kurt Hummel: No. I got a better idea.


Kurt Hummel: Best Prom Ever (so far)

[Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez and 22 others like this]

Wes Montgomery: I love how Kurtie can go from worst prom to BEST PROM!

Blaine Anderson: My boyfriend's amazing. I am so proud of you. That was very brave :)

Kurt Hummel: Thank you for dancing :)

Blaine Anderson: Thank you for existing. :)

Kurt Hummel: No, thank YOU for existing. :)

Blaine Anderson: :D

Kurt Hummel: :D

Wes Montgomery: Wow. That was super sweet…Dave bring me to the dentist.

David Thompson: Alright. I think I need to go there too…

Rachel Berry: I love how you said 'Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.' That was amazing. We are all proud of you.

[Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Brittany Pierce and 15 others like this]

Artie Abrams: For sure.^^


A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews are lovely!