One Random Day at the Akatsuki Base
All of the Akatsuki members were sitting in the kitchen while Hizashi was getting ready for bed.
"Hey," said Tobi,"We never asked Hizashi what she wants to be when she grows up." Everyone looked up at him. "Well, what do you guys want her to grow up to be?" Everyone said their answers at the same time resulting in none of them being heard. All went silent.
Konan was the first to speak up. "Well, let's start with, let's see......Deidara."
Deidara closed his eyes and folded his arms as he said," Well naturally, I want her to be an artist, un." Hidan cracked up. Everyone stared at him as Deidara said," Well what do you think she should be, Hidan, un?"
All eyes turned to Hidan.
"Well she's going to grow up to be a priestess for the Church of Jashin obviously," he replied after he regained his composure.
"Hell, no!" shouted Kakuzu. "Hidan, we discussed this already. We are not teaching her to give her money to some stupid church when she could be investing in other things."
Hidan glared at him.
Seeing where this was heading, Itachi quickly spoke up."What do you think, Pain-sama?"
Everyone was shocked at this but thankful. No one wanted to listen to Hidan and Kakuzu have another arguement. All eyes turned to Pain.
"She is going to grow up to be a very powerful shinobi." he said simply, as though it were already a predetermined fact. "Konan, what about you?"
"I just want her to grow up big and strong."said Konan with a smile. At that moment Hizashi entered the room. Everyone looked at her.
"Hey, Hizashi,"said Kisame,"What do you want to be whenever you grow up?"
"Well," she started," I want to be...."
Everyone leaned in to hear, eager for her answer.
"....a vampire." She grinned.
I know it took me a while to come out with this chapter. Honestly, this whole chapter was initially powerdown's idea and I thank him for that. Thanks to everyone who has read so far.