Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans! I only capture, torture and randomly pair sexy heroes up with evil villains so they can fuck their brains out. Hey! Its supposed to be truthful! Right? Right! I make no money!

Pairing: Slade/Robin (as it will be throughout the entire ABC's)

Warning: K! (First time I can really say that there is no real Slash…or yaoi! Maybe if you squint!)

A/N: Alright, yes, the title looked whacked! ttraven4ever came up with the word 'Goshicles' so I am only borrowing the word for a small part in the drabble. She has used this word or a few others of the same variety in almost all of her reviews to me, and I frickin love them. I have wanted to use the word for a while now, but I had no idea how to. Then this idea came to me!

G is for Goshicles

Robin didn't like to swear. At least, not in public, especially since he was a rather well-know icon among a lot of small children who looked up to him. So, he made it a point in his lifestyles to not use any swear words. Sure, he could think them, use them in private, but out in public, he didn't.

Sometimes, he would come up with random words to say should he ever need to say a bad word. It was easier than explaining to a random child the meaning of a swear word than to explain the funny words that he liked to create.

They had been fighting Slade for only three minutes. The man, for some obscure reason, had decided to take up hostages in a firkin circus. Who does that anyways?! He honestly thought that the man had really lost his mind this time. Especially since his hostage happened to be a rather large clown, that looked like he would roll away if he was pushed over.

"Slade what heck?!"

"Hello, dear Robin." the villain purred in the tone that he reserved for his little bird.

Said bird was not pleased.

"What the fu--uh fudge are you doing?!"

His team mates, being used to this, didn't really pay attention to the weird words. Slade, however, raised an eyebrow.

"What?"

"Uh, never mind! Let that man go!" Robin demanded, getting into an attack position. He was ready to strike when necessary, he just need the man to let go for a split second.

"Really? Would I do something as silly as that? I wouldn't have gone to all the trouble." Slade mused thoughtfully.

"Your held up a circus! You can't get more stup--uh silly than that!" Robin glared, catching himself again.

"On the contrary, I like keeping the element of surprise. Keeping you on your toes, as it were." The mercenary smirked, tightening his grip on the rather large clown.

"You are so fuc--fudged up! I swear to goshicles you have absolutely no brain what so gosh dang ever! UGH! Why do I even bother with you…you …you…fuzzy pickle!!"

Robin, after replaying the sentence over in his head, expected Slade to laugh at him. He even expected his friends to laugh. But, he didn't expect the entire three hundred bi-standers in the crowd and even the fucking fat hostage clown, to loose it laughing.

Well…at least he saved the day…

He just wished it hadn't been because the super villain was pissing himself laughing at his expense.

A/N: Yeah! No real plot! I just thought it was amusing! I hope that you did too!

/Jayto