A/N: Well, well well…. Look whos back? I missed you guys!
So much stuff has happened while I was gone. Chris didn't win his Emmy, but that's alright. He's 21 and has many awards to come. :)
Also did you see that picture he posted on twitter, with him hanging upside down? GUH. I want to see that.
!** WARNING THIS NEXT PARAGRAPH AND THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR SEASON 3! IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT YET (Those in the UK) YOU MIGHT WANNA WAIT TILL YOU WATCH IT!**!
So what did you all think of the premiere? There was so much Kurt, Hummelberry, and Klaine! I loved it so much. Ding Dong the Witch is Dead was amazing and cute. Best performance. Guh, so happy for Klaine in the same school now! I can't wait to see them together in halls, in performances and in the choir room. Oh and Kurt has a solo next episode…YES! *fist pumps*
Anyways! Here is The Purple Piano Project
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, but thank you RIB for the amazing premiere.
Kurt Hummel: Kurt Hummel is back at McKinley for his senior year! This is going to rock.
[Finn Hudson, Mike Chang, Rachel Berry, and 22 others like this]
Rachel Berry: I can't wait till we graduate and go till New York!
Kurt Hummel: Julliard.
Rachel Berry: This year is going to rock.
Finn Hudson: We are so going to own everyone this year, and win NATIONALS!
Brittany Pierce: Yay!
Artie Abrams: Has anyone seen Quinn? I kind of miss her.
Tina Cohen-Chang: She's kind of changed, since last year. Like a lot.
Lauren Zizes: Yea, she's now part of the 'Skanks'
Rachel Berry: What…
Kurt Hummel: PURPLE PIANOS!
[Brittany Pierce, Santana Lopez, Mike Chang and 18 others like this]
Blaine Anderson: Of course Kurt would love Purple Pianos…
Kurt Hummel: Have you seen them? They are amazing!
Blaine Anderson: Well if the amazing and adorable Kurt Hummel likes it, then it must be amazing.
[Kurt Hummel likes this]
Kurt Hummel: Coffee with Blaine, hopefully I get an answer :) !
[Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry, Wes Montgomery, and 12 others like this]
Noah Puckerman: How many times have you been on a coffee date with Blaine this summer?
Kurt Hummel: I dunno, probably over 30 times…
Brittany Pierce: Is that healthy? Are you going to turn into a coffee man now?
Kurt Hummel: No Britt, I'm still Kurt.
Brittany Pierce: YAYAYA!
[Blaine Anderson likes this]
Kurt Hummel: So Blaine…?
Blaine Anderson: I'm not sure Kurt, I love being with the Warblers but being with you is amazing.
Wes Montgomery: We love you Blaine….but I think you would be happier with Kurt. I don't want to see you depressed at every rehearsal.
Blaine Anderson: Damn you Wes.
Wes Montgomery: *Gasp* How could you oh so dapper Blaine?
Blaine Anderson: Your fine.
Wes Montgomery: I'm hurt, not fine.
Blaine Anderson: I really don't care.
Wes Montgomery: *GASP*
Kurt Hummel: Blaine, you're going to kill Wes with all this gasping.
Blaine Anderson: And is that so bad?
Wes Montgomery: *USES MEGA GASP*
Brittany Pierce: Are you an Asian Pokémon? How much affect does that have?
Wes Montgomery: Really? An Asian Pokémon? No, I'm not a Pokémon
Brittany Pierce: Well that sucks. I can never catch one! :(
Wes Montgomery: I'm still hurt Blainey.
Blaine Anderson: I'm sorry. Happy?
Wes Montgomery: Very! :D
Blaine Anderson: I don't know If I want to deal with kids anymore…
Kurt Hummel to Rachel Berry: Meet me in the auditorium.
Rachel Berry: Why?
Kurt Hummel: We have to practice are amazing skills with … Wicked.
[Blaine Anderson likes this]
Rachel Berry: Well I'll never give up a chance to practice WICKED!
Noah Puckerman: Two diva's.
Kurt Hummel: Deal with it. *snaps fingers in a z formation*
[Finn Hudson, Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry and 15 others like this]
Santana Lopez: Oh, angry Kurt….
Noah Puckerman: Really?
Kurt Hummel: Sorry, had to do that.
Noah Puckerman: Don't do that again…
Kurt Hummel: Can't say that I won't…
Kurt Hummel: So apparently to Ms. Pillsbury Rachel and I are dating…
Blaine Anderson: How dare she! KURT HUMMEL IS MINE! All mine…
Mike Chang: Wooh, calm down Sméagol.
Rachel Berry: Kurt would make a good boyfriend…
Blaine Anderson: He makes a perfect boyfriend. He's likes boys, and last time I checked you weren't a boy…so he's mine. Deal with it.
[Kurt Hummel likes this]
Rachel Berry: Fine, I'm happy with Finn anyways!
Finn Hudson: :)
Santana Lopez: Blaine when was the last time you checked? Cuz Rachel could have turned into a guy…
Finn Hudson: Rachel's a girl. Trust me.
Santana Lopez: Wanky.
Finn Hudson: Oh no. The wanky is back…
Santana Lopez :)
Kurt Hummel: FOOD FIGHT! My hair got damaged… and my amazing clothes.
Blaine Anderson: Well that's horrible. Can't have your hair being messed up, now can we?
Kurt Hummel: No we can't.
Mike Chang: That was kind of awesome though.
Kurt Hummel: NO!
Mike Chang: But…
Kurt Hummel: NO just shush.
Mike Chang: Fine.
Kurt Hummel: Gonna go see a 'mixer' with Rachel and hopefully intimidate them. We are so getting in :)
[Rachel Berry, Blaine Anderson, David Thompson, and 13 others like this]
Rachel Berry: We are totally going to blow them away, with are two voices combined.
David Thompson: Hehe you're going to blow them…
Kurt Hummel: Shut up David. But yes Rachel. We are amazing; they will take us in for sure.
Kurt Hummel: Horrible, absolutely horrible. But I'm not giving up.
[Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones, William Schuester and 7 others like this]
Rachel Berry: They were so good…and it hurts me to admit that.
Blaine Anderson: You guys will both get somewhere, you are both amazing!
Rachel Berry: I know we are. Thank you though Blaine.
Kurt Hummel: Blaine. I love you so much…
[Rachel Berry, Blaine Anderson, Wes Montgomery and 25 others like this]
Blaine Anderson: I wuv woo too Kurtie.
Kurt Hummel: Ruined the moment…
Blaine Anderson: I'm sorry! I'm happy I get to spend every day with the person I love!
Kurt Hummel: :)
Wes Montgomery: We will miss you Blaine, but we are happy for you and know you can't stay away from him.
[David Thompson, Jeff Sterling, Nick Duval and 22 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: Btw; your performance was amazing! :D
Blaine Anderson: Thank you Kurtie. It was fun!
Kurt Hummel: I'm glad :)
Kurt Hummel: Running for class president :)
[Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Rachel Berry and 17 others like this]
Blaine Anderson: You've got my vote x1000.
Rachel Berry: and MINE! :D
Kurt Hummel: Thank you :)
Finn Hudson: You got all of ours :)
Kurt Hummel: Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Kurt Hummel: Santana's gone. I was starting to like her.
Blaine Anderson: Me too.
Santana Lopez: I'll take that as a compliment.
Rachel Berry: I liked you too, but what you did was wrong…
Santana Lopez: It's was Sue!
Rachel Berry: That doesn't matter.
Santana Lopez: Fine! I don't need you guys.
Brittany Pierce: I'll miss you in glee Santana :/
Santana Lopez: I'll miss you too. But I'll be back bitches.
Brittany Pierce: :D
Kurt Hummel: Loved We Can't Stop The Beat!
[Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones, Artie Abrams and 12 others like this]
Artie Abrams: That was so fun.
Blaine Anderson: My first Nude Erection's performance! It was awesomely fun!
Kurt Hummel: New Directions, Blaine, New Directions.
Blaine Anderson: I know but this is fun to say.
Lauren Zizes: We should she the 'Nude Erections' in action
Kurt Hummel: ALLLLRIGHT! This status is getting out of control..
A/N: THANKS FOR READING! Reviews would make me happy! :)