Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans! I only capture, torture and randomly pair sexy heroes up with evil villains so they can fuck their brains out. Hey! Its supposed to be truthful! Right? Right! I make no money!

Pairing: Slade/Robin (as it will be throughout the entire ABC's)

Warning: T

A/N: I'm warning you right now, OOCness!

I is for Ice cream

"I'm going out for ice cream in the park, anyone want to join me? My treat." Robin asked, bounding into the living room of Titans Tower in jeans and a white tank-top.

"Sorry man, I gotta work on my baby." Cy informed him, cleaning up his dishes.

"Yeah! I wanted to finish the next level in Monkey Ninja's Three. Besides, those stands so don't have tofu." Beast Boy stated next.

"Raven? Star?"

"Starfire is gone shopping with Silkie, and I'm sure you already know my answer Robin." Raven remarked, but without a hint of guilt in her eyes.

The Titan leader only grinned though.

"Fine, but you don't know what your missing."

Even though Robin was out on the town today, he still wore his mask and belt, just in case. But, otherwise, had a natural appearance today. He wanted to enjoy the sun and some ice cream. It wasn't often that he was allow to indulge in such things, so he was going to take advantage of it.

He was browsing the park, after obtaining his vanilla cone, wandering around, observing the wildlife and plants, stopping by a small pond that had a grassy area that wasn't occupied. He grinned to himself and decided to venture over there and sit down, just for a few minutes.

He was enjoying his treat, smiling to himself at the silly animals that were ducking their heads under water, when a shadow suddenly cast over his and made him freeze in his observation.

"Robin." the voice spoke, smooth and strong. But, it didn't hold the usual taunting, teasing natural that he was accustom to. Robin decided to play it cool.

"Slade." Robin grinned, not looking back.

"Ah. Quick as always, it would appear." the man said, and Robin could practically hear the grin.

"But, of course." The teen grinned again, looking over his shoulder. He almost dropped the ice cream at the sight. Slade was…wasn't…he wasn't….

"You…aren't wearing your mask." the hero said wide-eyed. He was quick to take in the man's features, gelled short white hair, small black eye patch, perfect steel gray eye, chiselled jaw that was surrounded in a small white, trimmed goatee.

"Thank you for stating the obvious." Slade grinned, casting a look over his shoulder, glad that no one had heard their conversation. He then sat down next to the Titan, looking as comfortable as ever. "You don't look discouraged. You look impressed." he added when he glanced over at his companion.

"I am." Robin grinned, not in the least bit surprised. Slade was always pulling stunts like this, it was nothing knew. He was used to sitting on top of buildings with the man, just talking, or sparing. Sure he was a little shocked that the mercenary had revealed his identity to him so easily, but he was honourable. "I mean, it takes guts to show your face to me. Especially since we're arch rivals and all."

"And that, my little bird, is exactly the reason why I am the best." the man smirked, eyeing the ice cream that was starting to melt in the Titan's hand. "Now, give me a bite of that cone."

Robin faked gasped. "What? You can't have my ice cream!"

"I can, and I will." the man grinned.

"No!"

The man chuckled, closing in on the teen, pinning him down before taking an enormous bit from the sweet substance. Robin only pouted.

"I never knew you were that evil." the Titan continued to pout, licking at his cone. "Stealing my treat…"

Slade leered at the hero then, watching his movements.

"Your delicious treat." he finally replied.

Robin snorted and held the cone out of the man's reach. Slade was suddenly very close, glancing at his lips.

"What?" the teen wanted to know. This was normal as well, but the mercenary usually had his mask on when he was this close, now he could almost taste the man.

"I believe that you have some ice cream on your lips. I'll have to lick it off." he gave the Titan no chance to move away, before he crashed his lips to the others, grinning when he felt the vanilla on his mouth, as well as his little bird's.

Robin moaned softly and kissed back. Soon their tongues were fighting a war, and it wasn't long before the hero had to pull back for air. There was an evil smirk on the Titan's face, however, before he took the half-eaten cone, and ran some of the vanilla on to his lips.

"Oh darn, it looks like I was clumsy again…" Robin smiled. "Help me?"

Slade leered and closed in on the boy again.

A/N: What? -looks around at the readers- I LIKE FLUFF!

/Jayto