A/N: I'm sorry again this took so long! But I'm actually surprised I got this up today,…
Anyways…I don't know what to talk about other than…who can't wait for EPISODE 5? :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee; otherwise this Klaine sex would be in every episode…
Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Blaine Anderson and 23 others like Vote Kurt for Class President.
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Shane Tinsley
Kurt Hummel: Really? Me! Booty Camp?
[Mercedes Jones, Finn Hudson, Noah Puckerman and 5 others like this]
Wes Montgomery: Well that doesn't make sense. When you were at Dalton you were one sexy amazing dancer!
Blaine Anderson: Hey! No hitting on my Kurt!
David Thompson: YEA NO HITTING ON KURT!
Wes Montgomery: I wasn't…
Blaine Anderson: You called him sexy! ONLY I CAN CALL HIM SEXY!
Santana Lopez: And us girls.
[Quinn Fabray, Brittany Pierce, Mercedes Jones and 5 others like this]
Blaine Anderson: Well that's fine, he doesn't dig girls.
Wes Montgomery: I did not… Oh shit.
Kurt Hummel: First of all, I think I like jealous Blaine ;) and second of all…Wes you sure you're not gay? I mean you just called me sexy without even realising it…
Wes Montgomery: That was an accident! I am straight! I can prove it.
Kurt Hummel: No thank you, I rather you not.
Blaine Anderson: Come on Kurt, don't you want to see Wes kiss David?
Wes Montgomery: Who said anything about me kissing Kurt?
Blaine Anderson: Nobody. We said something about you kissing David though.
Kurt Hummel: I'm a little freaked out…
Wes Montgomery: That was meant to say David! I meant that.
Blaine Anderson: Mhmm. Sure.
Wes Montgomery: GAHH!…So is Blainers in booty camp?
Blaine Anderson: No changing subjects. But yes, I came to get to know everyone.
Wes Montgomery: You sure you didn't just come to see Kurt's ass?
Mike Chang: I'm pretty sure that's why he came, I saw him checking it out when he though no one was watching.
Kurt Hummel: …
Blaine Anderson: Dang. Busted.
[Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez, Jeff Sterling and 25 others like this]
Kurt Hummel: Going over to Britt's, since she's helping me with my campaign.
[Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, Rachel Berry and 16 others like this]
Brittany Pierce: YAY FOR UNICORNS!
Kurt Hummel: Yea…
Blaine Anderson: Have fun! I'll miss you …
Kurt Hummel: I'll try! I'll miss you too!
Tina Cohen-Chang: Awwe!
Mercedes Jones: Really guys? You are going to be apart for like a couple hours.
Blaine Anderson: Your point?
Trent Nixon: Everything is Klainebows.
Nick Duval: And nothing hurts.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Except my teeth.
Kurt Hummel: Oh geez Britt.
Brittany Pierce: I'll try to tone it down Kurtie!
Kurt Hummel: Thank you…
Noah Puckerman: Did she strip for you?
Kurt Hummel: What! NO!
Noah Puckerman: Threesome?
Kurt Hummel: NO!
Noah Puckerman: Film porn?
Kurt Hummel: NO! NOAH SHUT UP!
Noah Puckerman: Did Blaine do any of that for you?
Kurt Hummel: NOAH! Stop talking!
Noah Puckerman: Was it hot?
Kurt Hummel: I am going to bedazzle your face if you don't shut up!
Thad Harwood: If I was you Puck, I would shut up.
Noah Puckerman: …
Kurt Hummel: Wise choice, Puckerman.
Kurt Hummel: Just auditioned for Tony!
[Rachel Berry, Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel and 15 others like this]
Artie Abrams: That was off the hook Kurt! Where did you learn to become a ninja?
Brittany Pierce: Mike?
Mike Chang: Not all Asians are ninja's!
Brittany Pierce: Sure they are.
Kurt Hummel: No. I taught myself.
Artie Abrams: Remind me not to get you mad.
Mercedes Jones: Good luck, Kurtie Wurtie.
Kurt Hummel: Kurtie Wurite? Really?
Mercedes Jones: :)
Kurt Hummel: Hmm, look Mercedes's there are some sai swords in my room right now…
Mercedes Jones: SORRY! Kurt.
Kurt Hummel: Thank you.
Kurt Hummel: Not in a good mood…
Blaine Anderson: What's wrong?
Wes Montgomery: Tell me more! Tell me more! Like did you get very far?
David Thompson: Tell me more! Tell me more! Like did he have a car?
Kurt Hummel: Really? Grease?
Wes Montgomery: Come on! Grease is fantastic!
David Thompson: Best movie ever.
Wes Montgomery: Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee.
Finn Hudson: We need to do Grease …
Rachel Berry: WE DO! Wouldn't that be fantastic? I would rock Sandy!
Kurt Hummel: Oh great.
Mercedes Jones: Actually I'm surprised we haven't done Grease.
Brittany Pierce: WE SHOULD DO HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! We're all in this together!
Kurt Hummel: NO! NOT HSM! NEVER EVER EVER EVER!
Brittany Pierce: D:
Kurt Hummel: Well, thank you Rachel and everyone else for laughing at me.
Rachel Berry: Kurt! I'm sooooo sorry! Please! Do it again, I promise I won't laugh.
Artie Abrams: Kurt, we're sorry. We just weren't use to it. We are really sorry. Especially Beiste, she realizes what it likes to be laughed at for being different…
Blaine Anderson: This isn't sounding very good. What happened?
Mercedes Jones: Do I need to cut a bitch?
Kurt Hummel: Nothing and no.
Blaine Anderson: Come on Kurt. Were always honest to each other. Tell me.
Wes Montgomery: Tell me more, tell me more…
Kurt Hummel: WES SHUT UP ABOUT GREASE! And I tell you later Blaine.
Wes Montgomery: *gulp* Yes sir.
Kurt Hummel: Great. Now I'm running against Brittany… My life just keeps getting better.
Brittany Pierce: Don't worry! I'll go easy on you.
Santana Lopez: No you won't.
Blaine Anderson: Kurt, you're awesome! You are way better than Britt, and you are totally going to make a difference. You will win. Don't you worry.
Kurt Hummel: Thank you Blaine :)
Blaine Anderson: No problem Kurt.
Kurt Hummel: ily :)
Blaine Anderson: ily more :)
Kurt Hummel: Impossible.
Blaine Anderson: Nope.
Kurt Hummel: Yup.
Blaine Anderson: Nope.
Santana Lopez: Don't start this again…
Kurt Hummel: YAY Quinn's back! I missed you!
[Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman, Rachel Berry, and 12 others like this]
Quinn Fabray: I missed you too Kurt! :)
Noah Puckerman: You've changed.
Quinn Fabray: Of course…I really had no choice now, did I?
Kurt Hummel: Blaine is amazing.
[Rachel Berry, Wes Montgomery, David Thompson and 22 others like this]
Blaine Anderson: Well duh.
Kurt Hummel: Cocky much? ;)
Blaine Anderson: :D
Noah Puckerman: He can show you 'cock'y.
Kurt Hummel: Noah! Bad, no, stop, bad boy.
Noah Puckerman: I am not a dog!
Kurt Hummel: With that hair, I beg to differ.
Mike Chang: Oh skiddlez!
[Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez and 25 others like this]
A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews are lovely!
Bless your face. If you sneezed while reading this. Bless you.
Peace off. Boop!