That Night: 7'O Clock

Ten minutes.

It had been only ten minutes since Hizashi had headed off on her date, and Pain was already trying to resist the urge to go and retrieve her. He had taken the liberty of holing himself up in his own office to prevent the other members from seeing him like this. They all knew he was panicking,though. As he steadily paced across the room, he failed to realize that he might not be the only one worried about her. He did not know that Hidan was praying more fervently than usual nor that Kakuzu was burying himself in finances as a mere distraction. Kisame, Itachi, and Deidara were all playing poker and, though they all appeared fairly calm, they were panicking just as much as Pain was. The only ones who were not panicking, in fact, were Konan, Tobi, and Zetsu. Konan and Tobi were ecstatic that Hizashi had found a guy, and Zetsuwas just too stoned to care. Nevertheless, Hizashi had promised that she would be back by midnight.

This was going to be a long five hours.

Meanwhile, Hizashi and Alucard were having a blast in town. Hizashi had dragged him to see one of her favorite movies of all time, the greatest space comedy ever filmed and directed by the great Mel Brooks, Spaceballs.

After the movie they headed to a restaurant.

"So what was the real point of that movie?" asked Alucard as they walked down the street. During the whole movie, while everyone else laughed, he was trying to figure out the purpose of the movie.

"It's a comedy." replied Hizashi." It's whole point was to make people laugh."

"What was the plot about, though?"

"The evil people from the planet Spaceballs wanted to suck all of the planet Druidia's air away and use it on their own planet, but the Spaceballs were thwarted by Lone Star and his buddy Barf. Lone Star married the Druish princess Vespa and everyone, except the Spaceballs, lived happily ever after."

"Okay."said Alucard. He looked up to discover that they were at the restaurant. Despite his confusion over the movie, he knew this was going to be a fun evening.


Thanks to powerdown and to all readers. The next chapter will be longer than the last two. I will update as soon as possible.