Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans! I only capture, torture and randomly pair sexy heroes up with evil villains so they can fuck their brains out. Hey! Its supposed to be truthful! Right? Right! I make no money!

Pairing: Slade/Robin (as it will be throughout the entire ABC's)

Warning: PG!

A/N: This letter was also suggested by Virginia Riddle-Malfoy. Its short, like all the others, but I hope that you like it.

O is for Obvious

Robin and Slade were prowling around each other, both ready to strike at the opportune moment. They were circling one another and continued to glared heatedly at the other.

The Teen Titans however, the other four, were casually leaning against a brick wall a little ways from the fight. Cyborg and Beast Boy were actually playing cards. Raven was watching the fight and Starfire was trying to learn the "wondrous" aspects of go-fish.

"Slade!"

"Robin," he purred.

All four Titan's glanced up at the sounds and then went back to their own business when they realized that the two had gone back to pacing each other.

"They really need to fuck," Cyborg pointed out, placing two Ace's onto the pile of cards in front of him and BB.

Raven made a humming noise of agreement, arms crossed over her chest, leaning casually against the wall.

"Dude, even I can see that they are into each other," BB muttered. "Got any two's?"

"Nope, go fish man."

"Aw Dude!"

"This "fuck", it is some type of mating ritual on this planet, no?" Starfire questioned curiously.

"Something like that," Cyborg grinned.

"Then yes, our friend Robin must commence with the "fuck"," the princess stated with conviction. "Slade has already stated his claim numerous times, why does Robin not reciprocate?"

"His claim?" BB asked, looking up from his cards. There was a nearby crash, Robin's yells of anger, Slade's sarcastic lewd comments, but they ignored that in favour of Starfire's claim.

"On my planet, the alpha fights the mate for mating rights. Our Robin has been beaten by Slade a few times, yet he does not stand down and show the signs of a true submissive mate." Starfire explained, she almost seemed worried.

"Is the mate always a strong warrior?" Raven asked.

Starfire seemed to think about it.

"Well, the alpha is usually the female on my planet. Robin shows signs of being slightly feminine, so he would be the alpha, yes?"

Cyborg sputtered out a laugh and couldn't contain the shit-eating grin on his face.

"I don't think that is how it would go in that relationship, Star," Cy said with a chuckle.

"Yes, it seems that the mating ritual has not been successful. Perhaps it is because they are two alphas?" Starfire didn't seem to understand how this ritual would work, but she would always been there for her leader. She'd have to educate herself on the mating ritual's of Earth, they were rather strange.

"Don't worry Star, it'll work out, sooner or later," BB claimed, smirking when he got a pair of six's.

There was another loud crash. All four Titan's glanced over at the two fighting opponents, Slade had Robin in a head lock and the Titan leader was growling fiercely.

"Urgh! Dude! Just hurry up and fuck him already would you, Rob?" BB screeched, his cards flying everywhere when he stood up. Both villains and Titan's stared at Beast Boy who glared at the two rivals, before scoffing, rolling his eyes and turning into a raven before heading back to the tower.

Slade and Robin glanced at each other.

"Someone had to say it," Raven pointed out, before the remaining Titan's dispersed back home, leaving the two rival's alone, both of them with wide eyes.

A/N: I thought this was a pretty hilarious point. It seems so obvious to all of us that Slade and Robin have a thing for each other, and I can totally see the Titan's just standing back after a while, sighing, rolling their eyes and just knowing that they want to devour each other.