Lulu's mother:
Where is that Lucy? I've been calling her cellphone. Wait, what's this? A note?
Dear Mother,
I'm flying off to Florida to see Madeline. I'm going to be there for about two months. And don't worry about school. Her parents have already registered me for school. But why'm I explaining this you let me go. Aww well cya.
-Lulu
When'd I let her go to Florida?
Lulu's P.O.V:
Miss Puchnalower, I understand you're from Rhode Island, correct?" said the principle, Mr. Smith.
"Yes, sir and I don't want you to throw a mental, the perv started it."
15 minutes earlier…
"Hey hottie, I've got a car with tons of room in the back wanna come?"
"I have a boyfriend."
"He don't have to know, c'mon think about it I'm probably the hottest guy you've ever seen." He started walking towards me. He put his filthy paws all over me. I didn't mind, as long as he didn't touch- he did.
I threw in a punch at his nose, and kicked where a boy should never be kicked. And, last but not least I picked up his moaning body and slammed it against the lockers, and I walked away leaving behind a dented wall and a moaning body.
And skipping parts about the principal's lectures, crying fan girls, and detention slips, that all brings me here in detention with some other weirdos.
Some girl, J.J Girth, I think, got caught for stealing the award trophies, but it's probably so she can make out with her boyfriend, Sam Liguria. He flashed the lunch lady. Ewww. I'll bet Maddie's in a better place right now, than this meat locker. Kiss Britney's Boyfriend by Titus Jones remixes is going off. Oh, my phone, oh it's Theo he's been calling all day to see if I'm still alive. "Hello?" I answer annoyed.
Theo:
Lulu picks up the phone. What should I talk to her about? Asking if she's still alive is overused. How much I miss her? Not very mucho of me.
"Hello?" she asks again clearly annoyed, "Theo, I'm in detention with two couples making out, and the person next to me smells like goat cheese. I heard a faint, "Hey" in the backround somewhere.
"Well, we haven't talked lately-"
"We've talked very much, thank you very much, or atleast you have, but every time you call you hang up before I can even say something!"
"Well, I.. um ..I"
"You know what? We're through Theo." She said harshly and hung up.
I felt empty inside, dropping the phone, and having that feeling I was falling through a hole.