The Next Day

As Alucard sat in the Akatsuki base with Hizashi and the Akatsuki, minus Tobi who was grocery shopping, he had no idea what was in store for him.

Meanwhile, a few miles away from the base, the other two vampires that Casanova had mentioned, Thomas and Collin, were strolling through the woods when Collin stopped and sniffed the air.

"Thomas," he shouted," I smell Alucard nearby!" He and Thomas, being vampires, had not changed at all, except for their clothes, which were pretty casual. Thomas wore a black t-shirt, blue jean jacket, blue jean pants, and tennis shoes. Collin was dressed pretty much the same, but he had a black hoodie in place of the jean jacket.

"Been a while since we saw him." said Thomas as he sniffed the air, recognizing Alucard's scent clearly now that he was focusing. He grinned." Let's pay him a visit. Lead the way."

So Collin led him to the Akatsuki base, and, after a bit of snooping, they found the entrance and laid in wait. They talked quietly, paying no mind to anything and not really trying to keep themselves hidden. They did not even realize that someone had snuck up on them until too late.

"Hey!" shouted Tobi as he appeared behind Thomas and Collin who jumped about ten feet into the air, literally, and landed flat on their faces causing them to black out. Tobi just said," Yay! More guests!" and dragged them inside.

The Akatsuki were currently having a meeting in the kitchen where Pain was actually going over who would get what chores each week, so no one noticed Tobi walking in draggin an unconcious Thomas and Collin.

"So," said Pain," are there any questions?"

Tobi raised his hand.

"You are not in school, Tobi, just spit out the question."

"Does anyone want to meet the new people I found?" asked Tobi excitedly as he held up Thomas and Collin, who were starting to regain conciousness.

"You two!" shouted Alucard as he pointed at them.

They snapped awake and looked at Alucard.

"Aly!" shouted Collin as he clapped his hands together. Thomas just smiled. Tobi put both of them down.

"How may times to I have to tell you?" shouted Alucard angrily," My name is not 'Aly,' it is 'Alucard!'" He looked like he was ready to kill Collin.

"Whatever" replied Collin as he walked over to Konan." Hey," he said to her," did you know that women are like hurr-" He was cut off by Alucard punching him in the face.

"Do not even start that joke." said Alucard as he picked up Collin by the back of his shirt in one hand. He walked over to Thomas, who had apparently recognized the smell coming off of Zetsu because they were negotiating weed prices, grabbed the back his shirt in his other hand, and dragged them both to the living room.

The Akatsuki and Hizashi just stood there and watched the whole thing. Apparently Alucard was very upset because if they didn't know better they would have thought that Hidan was the one talking to the other two. At one point in time, they heard Alucard call them Thomas and Collin. That was when Hizashi slammed her fist into her palm and went,"Oh, that explains it."

The Akatsuki looked at her.

"Explains what?" asked Pain. So Hizashi told them everything that had happened the night before.

Thanks to powerdown, who is my co-writer for a reason. Thanks to all readers as well.