After explaining everything to the Akatsuki they all just stared at each other, listening to Alucard curse at Thomas and Collin, mainly Collin though.
"So," said Pain," you're apparently a half-vampire."
"Yup." said Hizashi. She looked as though she wanted to say more but a loud crash from the living room cut her off. Everyone rose and turned towards the door to the living room.
Kakuzu was the first to move towards the door."They better not have broken the couch!" he roared as he yanked the door open and stormed out. Everyone else followed.
Upon arriving in the living room, they were all releaved to find that the furniture was all still intact. Thankfully, but it did look like Collin had severely pissed off Alucard. Thomas meanwhile, was cracking up laughing. As the Akatsuki continued to stare at the scene, Alucard, Thomas, and Collin had finally realized that they weren't alone in the room anymore. Collin looked at Hizashi and the others, tears in his eyes.
"Aly was bullying me!" he whined.
Alucard snapped."That's not my name, you short, pudgy, little pervert!"
"Ah, the family's all together again." said Casanova. Everyone looked at him.
"When did you get here?" asked Hizashi.
"Just now." he replied with a grin." I found Collin and Thomas's trail, it led here, so here I am." He gestured around the base." So this is where you live?"
Hizashi opened her mouth to answer, but Pain spoke before she could."Who are you and how did you get in here?"
"Who? Me?" said Casanova, playing innocent." I walked in."
"Okay," said Kakuzu," now who are you?"
Collin was the one to answer." Casy!" he yelled excitedly.
Casanova snapped."I told you that's not my name!"
"His real name is Casanova." said Hizashi, finally answering Pain and Kakuzu's original question." He's an old vampire and Collin and Thomas's former babysitter."
"For lack of a better term."
"Yes, for lack of a better term."
"We don't need a babysitter!" shouted Thomas. Everyone just turned and stared at him." Okay, we need a babysitter."
After a few hours of talking and fighting over whether to watch Phineas and Ferb or Criminal Minds, the Akatsuki and Hizashi kicked the vampires out so they could go to sleep
Sorry to all readers for it taking so long. It was all powerdown's fault! Just kidding. I'm completely to blame.