okay, this was how i originally wanted chapter 11 to go, so i decided to put this in while i work on chapter 32. i think you guys will like it! i decided that chap 11 was too serious than i intended so i brought back the funny! i hope... well here goes nothin
Chapter 11 Remake
Previously…
"Later" she whispered "Please" he smiled at her and nodded. She smiled back and opened the door only to get the shock of her life "E-Edward"
"E-Edward" she asked, making sure her mind wasn't playing tricks on her. That had happened a lot after he left and she started thinking she had gone crazy.
"Hello Bella. I see you've been rather… busy" Oh shit, he had heard everything that had just happened. And he was getting the wrong idea too. Damn mind reader… whoa wait a minute. What was Tony thinking that had him so worked up. Fuck Tony and his dirty mind, she though angrily.
"NO not really. What are you doing here" she asked politely
"Project we're helping Mr. Banner back at Forks High" he said tightly. Yup. She thought, he heard it all. Shit. This wasn't going to be easy, but that's when something else got her.
"What do you mean 'we'" she asked. Her question was answered she saw several other students she could easily identify as Mike Newton the flirt(though he wasn't as bad as tony), Jessica Stanley the gossiper, Lauren Mallory the queen bitch, Tyler Crowley the guy that almost hit Bella with his van, Angela Weber the only trustworthy person, Ben Cheney the nice but kinda nerdy kid Angela liked, as well as the rest of the Cullen Clan the sibling veggie vampires of my ex-lover. Isn't it just my luck that my asshole of an ex comes back when I start taking a liking to my annoying but rather sexy boss, and he brings his family as well as our classmates, she thought sadly, whoa wait! When did I start liking Tony? Let alone think he's sexy? She thought about it and decided she did like Tony. And the Iron Man armor made him pretty sexy and amazing works for his abs. Okay, so maybe she did think Tony was sexy. A lot. "Err… hey guys"
"Are you going to invite us in" Lauren asked in a fake polite tone. Bella never realized this before but, Lauren reminded her of a fish. A very ugly and bitchy fish.
"Um, this isn't my office" she said just as a paper airplane crashed into Edward's face.(i love that) Bella covered her mouth in surprise and span around to glare at Tony.
"VICTORY IS MINE! MUHAHAHAHAHA" he laughed "Err… I mean... no wait! That's exactly what I meant"
"What the fuck is your problem Tony" Bella demanded. They were surprised at Bella's tone seeing as he was her boss, but he just smirked.
"Is it me, or is she really sexy when she's mad" he asked
"I dare you all make a comment" she hissed glaring at them.
"That's not nice, Bella" Tony scolded teasingly
"Neither would me cutting your balls off while your asleep"
"You do realize you'd have to touch my balls first right" he asked.
"Not really. I could always pay someone to do it" she shrugged
"You have an evil mind"
"And you have a dirty one"
"Touché"
"Let's go in my office before I kick him in the balls" she said rolling her eyes
"You can do anything with my balls except kick and or cause damage to my balls" he said "Other than that, my balls are yours at your disposal"(hehehe... dirty tony)
"Let's go" she said ushering out the room before Tony could do anything stupid.
"Is he always so horny" Jessica asked
"I was thinking childish" Edward muttered
"Unfortunately, yes. And what's that supposed to mean" she said
"Exactly that" he retorted
"No he doesn't. He does intend to act on impulse which can make my life a living hell, but his heart is in the right place. And so can his head if he makes an effort. Besides, it's not like Emmett is any better"
"Hey" Emmett said feigning anger.
"Sorry Em. But it's kinda true" Bella said apologetically
"Aww, it's okay" he said hugging her. He out her down and then smiled at her "Though I say you do have sex with him"(i had to have emmett say something on bella's sex life with tony...or the impending sex life with tony and that seemed perfect)
"EMMETT" everyone screamed simultaneously
"What? You never know" he said "If you do a good job, you might get a raise"
"Emmett, that is the stupidest plan you could ever come up with" Jasper said sympathetically as they walked into her office.
"I was just saying" Em grumbled
"Besides, Emmett has some maturity in him" Edward continued
"You haven't known Tony as long as I have" she objected "Underneath the childness and horniness, he's quite mature"
"Right. So what you guys were doing before I knocked was mature" he asked
"I thought we discussed that Tony's always horny" she sighed when she remembered something "Besides, why should you care? You left after all, meaning Tony can make all the horny comments he wants towards me, though I wish he didn't"
"Yes, well-um" he stuttered. Ha! In your face Edward, she thought. Once everyone stopped admiring her office, Tony ran in.
"What's wrong" Bella asked
"I got bad news and worse news"
"Okay what's the bad mews"
"I have to go to the east to help out with some problem they have"
"O…kay. What's the worse news"
"The worst news is that I'm going miss my favorite episode of Amor real" he pouted(yes, tony likes spanish soap operas in this remake)
"Tony those are all reruns" Bella said rubbing her temples. She will never understand her boss' weirdest obsessions with that Spanish soap opera.
"You just don't get it" he protested "Oh Matilda! ¿Por qué no puede usted amar Adolfo sin la interferencia de su madre?(i have the translation at the bottom) Why"
"What did he just say" Rosalie asked
"It's best just to ignore him and nod like you understand" she said and they followed her advice. "Tony, you gotta go"
"But… but Matilda"
"Matilda will be here when you come back, Tony"
"You'll record it" he asked hopefully and she nodded. He smiled widely and scooped her into a hug "Thanks Bella! You're the best"
"Okay. Now go" she said
"You complete me" he said as he ran through the door
"Your boss has issues" Mike said finally breaking the awkward silence
"You have no idea" Bella said sadly.
"I love your office" Alice said
"Thanks. Pepper helped me do it" Bella smiled "She had an emergency that she has to deal with"
"That's so sad" Ben murmured
"Yeah, but now I'm stuck with her job" Bella sighed
"Now that really sucks" Jasper joked and they laughed. They kept talking for a bit before Jarvis interrupted.
"Good evening Miss. Swan and guest. I hate to interrupt, but Mr. Stark is on the line for you" he said
"Who's that" Edward asked
"My name is Jarvis. I'm Mr. Stark's AI" Jarvis answered "I assist Mr. Stark with whatever he needs and I assist Miss. Swan with whatever she needs to keep her from killing Mr. Stark"
"Thanks Jarvis" Bella said sarcastically "Patch him in" A picture of Tony's face came up with calling information.
"This is Bossman1, do you read me" Tony said
"Tony, I can hear you just fine. Quit the theatrics, will ya"
"Yes ma'am. What's up"
"Nothing. You okay"
"Yeah. Just checking in on you guys"
"Well we're all god thank you"
"When I come back can I get some nachos" he asked
"Maybe"
"Can I get some ice cream too"
"I'll think about it" Geez, she was starting to feel like his mom instead of his assistant.
"Can we go to that carnival near the pier"
"Sure, why not" she sighed
"Will you have sex with me"
"NO"
"Worth a shot" he sighed "What the hell-"
"Tony" she said. He was saying something but it came out all in static.
"What happened"
"I don't know" she sighed "Jarvis, reconnect me to Tony's HUD"
"I'm sorry ma'am. I am unable too" he answered "Though I don't see why, he made upgrades before the party was thrown"
"This doesn't make sense. If he made upgrades then the Mark IV should be working perfectly fine" she said starting to worry, which was a first since she meet Tony.
"Don't worry, Miss. Swan. Mr. Stark should contact us in no more in a day or two" the British AI said
"I hope so" she said wistfully. Tony, she thought, where are you?
"Is Jarvis British" Emmett asked(only emmett). Everyone glared at him and he shrunk back next to Rosalie.
"Tony, she thought, wherever the hell you are hurry up and come back here.
so that's the remake of chapter 11 and i hoped you enjoyed it! review and tell me what other chapters i should remake! oh, and tony said 'why can't you love adolfo without your mother's interference?'. and amor real is an actual spanish soap opera. please review and tell me what ya think XD