The morning sun shone brightly in the clear blue sky. But no matter how bright and cheerful it was outside, a certain young blonde was feeling far from cheerful as he left Pein's office and walked back down to his room. Inside his bedroom was Fukuko, still fast asleep and comfortably resting on the mattress He muttered under his breath and knelt down to shake the girl awake.
"Get up un"
Turning my back to him, I kept my eyes firmly shut. "Go away" I moaned.
"Wake up!"
"Go away!"
". .. It's time for breakfast un"
"I'm not hungry" I muttered. My stomach disagreed and growled loudly. The traitor.
"Fine un, stay here and starve" he said in annoyance. "No breakfast for you."
Breakfast. . . Glorious. . . Delicious. . .Somethingious. Hot crumpets with melted butter. . . toast a rich colour of golden brown . . . .Streaming hot tea. . . . My stomach growled again and I threw my blanket over my head as I felt myself drooling.
"Fine," I grinned, "Bring me back 3 slices of toast, a bowl of corn flakes and a warm mug of coffee."
"I'm not your servant un!"
"Correction, I'm the guest here. So I shouldn't have to raise a finger!"
I heard Deidara growl and slam the door loudly behind him.
Note to self; Always keep Deidara in a good mood. Unless you want your head bitten off. . . . by all 3 mouths.
Maybe he's just PMSing. Or is just cranky as his friend each morning.
I sat up yawning and tied my headband back around my eyes. Wonder if this place has a bathroom. Standing to my feet, I felt Alix's warm breath on my ankle.
"Morning" I said happily, picking him up and giving him a tight cuddle. "I guess you're hungry too"
Alix yelped in reply and leapt out of my grip.
I held my hand in front of me and walked forward until I found the wall. No broken nose this time! Following my way around the wall, I waited patiently until I found a door.
It opened easily and I walked inside. The strong smell of bleach told me it was the bathroom.
Eventually I found the sink and washed my face after taking of my headband.
"Your time!" I grinned down at Alix.
I filled the sink with warm water and chased Alix along the floor trying to take hold of him. He yelped and struggled as I screamed and got soaked.
Okay, bathing a cub, not a good idea.
"Bad Alix" I yelled as he sent half the water over my top. "If you want me to be mean, then I'll flush you down the toilet!"
Alix growled and continued to struggle.
"Fine" I smirked finding the shower head. "You asked for it"
Aiming towards the source of the yelping, I turned it on at full blast. The force sent me falling back into the bath but I kept a firm hold. The cub won't escape this time! The shower head sent a whole gallon towards the cub. His yelps told me he had leapt out of the sink and started heading towards the door. I smirked and turned the shower head towards him. "No hiding now!"
"What's going on in here un?!"
Whoops. Please tell me he was standing in the doorway.
His wet hand pulled the shower out of my hands and the water slowly dropped away.
"Oh . . . Morning" I grinned innocently still sitting in the bath like a Moron .
"What happened?"
I could tell he was still annoyed, even though he tried to keep his voice calm.
"Well. . . .Alix needed a bath, but refused so I got the shower, and turned it on. It was wildly and well. . . ." I smiled my sweetest smile I could, "So it wasn't our fault, just the stupid shower"
Flirting was something I rarely did. No male would fall for one of my fake smiles and goofy laugh. Yet, Deidara just sighed and helped me out of the bath.
"Nest time, don't touch un" he said dragging me back to the bed. "You need to get changed un, you're soaked and could catch a cold."
That's it? No yelling, no arguing, no nothing? Only, a concern of me catching a cold?
"I haven't got any other clothes" I said faintly, "I never had the money too."
"You can borrow something of mine un" he said tossing a few clothes towards me. "They might be a bit too big though"
I stared at him with wide eyes. From cranky to annoyed, from annoyed to concern, concern to helpful. Deidara was a weird one alright.
"You might want this" he continued taking my hand and placing my headband onto it. "You left it in the bathroom"
"Thanks" I said quickly closing my eyes again. I hate people seeing my eyes. It was creepy, knowing that they were staring straight at me, and yet my blind eyes could not see them.
He didn't reply, he just stood in silence as I tied it back around my eyes.
"Deidara?" I said tilting my head. "Something wrong?"
"No un" he said quickly, "Just get changed and eat your breakfast, it's on the drawers. I'll be waiting outside. We have a mission so don't take forever un, Sasori-Danna doesn't like to be kept waiting."
"A mission?"
The door slammed shut before I could even finish my question.
