Chp 3
Disclaimer- STILL don't own any of the south park characters cause if I did I'd pay someone to do this for me…anyway on with the story…don't sue me
So it was Monday just about lunch time and Kyle and Stan hadn't really talked other than to say "Hey…" or "I hate school…" nah there wasn't any awkward tension between them. Stan had just been staring at Kyle's ass like it was the holy grail and Kyle had just enjoyed being felt up by said staring boy…that wasn't weird was it?
"So you gah I was thinking you two are gonna do mah project for mah oh and I waited till the last minute so it's due tomorrow don't screw it up ok kahl? I know you were thinking about failing on purpose you self serving Jew but you and your boyfriend there better get mah an A!" And with that the fat sadistic boy began stuffing his face with his own food and grabbing some food off his neighbors trays when they weren't looking.
"So a project for the fat-ass huh…?" Kyle whispered to Stan who was looking the other way.
"uh yea I guess so…umm where do you wanna do it?" Stan asked looking at Kyle.
"Do it?! Do what?" Kyle asked suddenly freaking out.
"Umm the project…?" Stan asked wondering what had freaked Kyle out.
"Oh yea that the one from Mr. Garrison Right? Finished mine on counter culture last night…" Kyle said.
"Yea I'm done too cause I got pop culture it was a piece of cake." Stan laughed.
" Yea but it's bull crap kids in other towns don't have to do topics like this I mean we're only in the 4th grade and he treats us like we're in highschool!" Kyle said angrily.
"What are you so mad about? You're the only one of us that can actually handle the work the rest of us mortals don't have an intellect the size of Cartman's appitite!" They laughed.
And just like that the awkwardness was gone…until…
"So what topic did Cartman get anyway?" Kyle asked looking at the paper the fat one had given them.
They both froze when they saw it. Of course that would be the one topic the fat-ass sadistic son of a bitch would get assigned and then pass onto them. Of course it would be…
Homosexuality…Fuck…
Chapters are short I know but if I make them long I ramble…oh and if you noticed a lot of … good cause I like doing that…so yea…deal…with ….it…haha tell me what you think I know it sucks but at least I'll know you tried it haha XD