Chp5

Disclaimer- don't own south park

Stan woke up early on that judgment day. He'd have to kiss Kyle in front of the class…no not just kiss they'd have to make out tongue and all as he recalled Cartman clarifying for him on the phone last night and it had to last at least 15 seconds. This day could go one of two ways he and Kyle could fall in love and be together forever or Raven would be the one coming home from school…he much preferred the former.

"What am I supposed to do?" Stan asked himself out loud.

"What's wrong Stan?" Stan's dad stood in the doorway concerned.

"Oh hey dad thought you went to work already…well I have to do something embarrassing in front of the class today or Cartman will win and Kyle will be really humiliated by that…what do I do?" Being sure not to indicate any ideas at what it could be.

"Well what's more important to you? Your friend or not being embarrassed?" Just then he walked away something about being late.

Stan was surprised his dad had given such a serious answer that man was strange sometimes he could be the weirdest most perverted man on the planet and then sometimes he just made sense. When he thought about it Kyle was definitely more important than trying to avoid being embarrassed so as long as Kyle was ok with this he'd do it. And of course Kyle wasn't gonna give Cartman the satisfaction of backing out when that would be Cartman was right.

"Damn well at least I don't need to think about it anymore…"

At Kyle's house he was going through a similar train of thought today he was going to have an opportunity to kiss Stan his super best friend he was excited but also afraid what if Stan thought he was a freak after this? He looked in the mirror wondering what Stan would think of his hair he'd stopped at Bebe's house on the way home to ask her a favor knowing she'd do it for him. He hated his hair he'd had her cut a bit of it off and the straighten the rest so it was just barely longer than Stan's but it wasn't curly and that's all Kyle cared about.

"So today's the day I kiss Stan…might as well take care of that other thing first…" Putting his hat on tucking his hair in. He ran downstairs greeting everyone.

"Kyle! Your still here? Your gonna miss the bus!" His mom shrieked angrily.

"Don't worry mom I'm leaving I just wanted to show you something…" With that he whipped his hat off as his red hair fell around his face he could see his mom's jaw drop with the one eye not covered.

"Kyle Brovloski! What have you done to your hair! We need to fix it immediately!" his mother moved towards him.

"No mom! I like my hair better this way its more comfortable and more attractive so I'm keeping it!" he jumped towards the door opening it and about to close it but almost as an afterthought. "Oh and I love Stanley Marsh and I'm gonna kiss him in school today so deal with it!" He just stuck his tongue out and slammed the door leaving his parents and brothers jaws on the floor.

As he walked away from the house he was just praying he could be that confident later today when it really mattered…he knew he was gonna get nervous the moment he saw Stan it was just a given. He reached the bus stop first so he leaned up against the sign.

As Stan walked towards the bus stop with Cartman eating twinkies again…what a fat-ass…and Kenny reading probably some sort of porno (Kenny's first appearance.) "Hey guys who's that?" Stan asked pointing at the figure at their bus stop but none of them had an answer. "I don know dude looks like some new chick sweet!" Kenny replied. "Eww Kinny! That thing's a daywalker! That's gross!" Cartman said in his flamboyant ways. "Wait…it can't be…Kyle?!" Stan exclaimed as he got close enough for the person to hear they turned and sure enough it was Kyle.

"Oh hey guys…" Looking down

"Dude what happened to your hair?" Stan asked as the other two seemed to be surprised beyond words.

"Well I had Bebe straighten it last night and I kinda like it…how do I look Stan?" The others missed it but Kenny noticed that the question was only aimed at Stan and the look of sheer joy in the gingers eyes at Stan's answer. "It looks amazing dude! You should definitely keep it that way" Kenny just smiled as he slipped his hood back on and edged over to the far side of Kyle and whispered "So when are you gonna tell him?" Smiling slyly to himself.

"What?!" Kyle whispered worried. Had Kenny really caught on?

"You didn't just decide to straighten your hair you did it for Stan didn't you?" Kenny smiled as he saw the gingers eyes widen he'd hit it right on.

"How do you know these things?!" Kyle whispered again surprised.

"I don know honestly maybe it's cause I die all the time got some kinda sixth sense or some shit ya know?"

"What are you gahs talkin about? Kinny don't bother mah property you poor bastard!"

Kyle turned and looked towards Stan who was being very quiet and found out he was staring…at Kyle.

"Stan something wrong? I mean does my hair look stupid?" Worried he looked terrible or something worse.

"Oh it's no I really love it!" Love!?! Why did he use that word? Was he trying to freak Kyle out.

"Oh thanks!" the ginger just smiled and turned away to hide his blush he'd been correct in thinking Stan prefers straight hair.

Just then the bus pulled up. But Cartman blocked the doorway. "Don't think for an instant that you gahs can get out of this! You are gonna do what we agreed upon last night!"

"It wasn't much of an agreement…but don't worry we don't plan on letting you have the last laugh we don't go back on our word unlike some people…"

Cartman just smiled oh he was definitely going to get the last laugh he had this planned out for far to long. They began boarding the bus Cartman then Kyle then Stan and finally Kenny who not paying attention had stepped out into traffic leading to another infamous death but at least he was going to get to school as the car had splattered him all over the side of the bus.

"Oh my god they killed Kenny!" Stan gasped.

"You bastard!" Kyle yelled as a finish.

Poor Kenny so much for that sixth sense.

Woo gotta get Kenny in there sometime he'll play a much better part in my next story which hasn't quite fit completely yet I might have the first chapter up later tonight or tomorrow not sure yet. So yea the more reviews I get the faster I update though I'm pretty quick anyway.