Chp6

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As the bus pulled up to the school Kenny appeared on the sidewalk in front of the school hands in his pockets with a bored expression on his face. "Wow Kenny that was fast!" Kyle exclaimed. Yea well there was no way I was missing first period. "What why?" Stan asked raising an eyebrow. "Well Cartman told me that his presentation was gonna blow my fucking perverted mind!" Kenny yelled getting excited like a kid at Christmas. "Jesus Kinny quiet your poor ass down!" Cartman shuffled passed them throwing a bag of chips into the trash. (hah not twinkies this time) "Fat-ass…" they all mumbled together and began laughing.

Stan and Kyle were approaching their lockers when they noticed a certain pissed off girl waiting for them. "Oh Jesus here we go Stan you ready to fight the banshee?" Kyle joked. "I think so I got my trusted squire to talk to her for me after all!" He said smiling evily. "Yea…Wait what?!" Stan grabbed Kyle and pushed him in front like a human shield.

"STAN!" Wendy said happily. Well this was weird she had a look that could kill but she was happy…wtf?

"Uh hi Wendy what can I do ya for?" Stan said resting his chin over Kyle's shoulder to show as little of himself as possible.

"Oh I was just thinking about you and how wonderful you are…" Oh so that was it she wanted to get back together.

"Well Wendy I uh…" Stan stumbled normally he'd be over joyed about this but he didn't want to be with Wendy anymore he couldn't even remember why he had in the first place.

"Well what?!" She said a bit to forcefully and sharply showing she was definitely still mad.

"Well Wendy just that he's interested in someone else sorry girl but you missed your chance!" Kyle said quickly he was pretty sure she would eventually hurt Stan again if they went out again but he was gonna prevent that if it killed him…and with the look on her face it just might.

"WHAT!?!" she screeched…yup definitely a banshee "How dare you move on so quickly! I bet you were cheating on me before weren't you!"

Stan was quiet for a moment technically he had been with the person he now liked while going out with Wendy so in a way she was right. "Yea I guess in a way I probably was I'm sorry about that Wendy…"

"Your sorry!?! No your not! But you will be mark my words Stan Marsh you will regret cheating on WENDY TESTABURGER!" and with that she stomped off leaving a wake of bruised and battered 3rd and 2nd graders in her wake.

"Jesus Christ what is her problem…and who is this other person you're interested in?" Kyle asked.

"What do you think her problem is? She's a bitch she'll just go find Token and forget about it…and you're the one who said I was interested in someone else I just went along with it." Stan said calmly hell yes he finally did something right.

"Oh…I see" Kyle said disappointedly.

Stan suddenly took back what he'd thought he'd just made Kyle sad for some reason god damn it he should have known he'd say the wrong thing.

"I mean there is this one person I like…" He said quickly almost in a whisper.

Kyle's eyes widened. "Really? Who?" he asked anxiously.

"Well aren't you nosey well I'll tell you after school ok?" Stan said just as the warning bell to head to class went off. Both boys paled first period was Cartman's presentation…

Mr. Garrison took attendance and then began calling up people for their presentations both Stan and Kyle went one after another glad to have that out of the way. Of course Cartman had asked to go last since his was going to be "The biggest thing the class had ever seen".

"Well thank you Clyde now let's get a presentation from someone who's not a complete retard (get the reference? :D) let's see who's left…" Of course Stan and Kyle had been paying close attention to the people who had gone and only one person was left… "Eric your turn get up here and give your presentation on fags."

"Of course Mr. Garrison I believe we will all learn some things today that we didn't know before…" Cartman smirked at Stan and Kyle at this last part and began his presentation.

Cartman's presentation had gone on for 5 minutes and showed no sign of nearing the end when Kyle wrote a note to Stan and quickly flicked it at him. Do you think he was serious about making out…? To which Stan repliedOf course dude it is CARTMAN anyway don't worry I know you won't back out so neither will i. Kyle was glad at least Stan wasn't going to abandon him. But are you ok with making out with me? I mean have you even done that with Wendy? Stan quickly replied no I've never made out before and I would much rather it be you than the wicked bitch she might bite my tongue off or something…haha Kyle laughed at this and concidering her mood he wouldn't put something like that passed Wendy.

"Stan Kyle! Are you passing notes?" Mr. Garrison yelled.

"No Mr. Garrison" both boys droned.

"This just proves mah point Mr. Garrison fags i.e. Stan and Kyle are disruptive and just plain disgusting and as such they have agreed to demonstrate just how gross fags are! Well get up here you two." Cartman motioned for them to come up and stand next to him.

"W-what are they going to demonstrate exactly E-eric?" Butters asked nervously.

"Well I'm glad you asked Butters why don't I let the jew tell you since he's so excited about it."

Kyle shot him a glare that said as soon as this bet is over you are going to be castrated and mailed to Nambla (the ones in jail) hidden inside of a cake. "Well butters…ahem…we are uh…" Kyle was getting too nervous he couldn't take everyone looking at him so he turned towards Stan. "Uh…Stan…"

Stan was getting nervous and he knew that if he heard Kyle say It to the class he'd lose his nerve so he just grabbed Kyle and pressed his lips hard against the little jew's and slid his hands down to his waste.

Cartman started a stop watch the kiss had to last at least 15 seconds.

3 seconds in everyone was gasping

Kyle had slid his hands up a around Stan's neck.

7 Seconds in Kenny was cheering "Get some stan!"

Cartman was smirking taking a picture for blackmail later on to be shown to the parents who he figured would be upset by this.

12 seconds in almost done.

Stan had slipped his tongue against Kyle's lips who allowed him to enter it.

15 seconds time was up.

"Ok gah's you did it 15 seconds now everyone wasn't that gross?" Cartman had walked in front of the couple to get the classes attention again.

"What are they doing now oh god!?" Tweek asked.

20 seconds in…

And Stan had Kyle pressed against the chalk board.

"uh Gahs you can stop trying to stick your tongues down each others throats…"

"STAN KYLE!" Mr. Garrison said yelling pulling them apart. "I will not tolerate faggy behavior in my class room!"

"Stan i…i…" Kyle stuttered looking like he was about to cry when he realized Stan definitely had noticed how into it he was and then he ran just ran as fast as he could to get out of the room.

"Ky wait…" Stan wanted to follow but he thought that this was his fault and just dropped his head in defeat.

"Stan what are you doing! Go after him!" Kenny yelled.

"Stan he's right go!" Wendy said without a hint of anger.

"Hay! Are you gahs forgetting that they are fags?" Everyone just ignored Cartman.

"Kenny…Wendy what are you…?" Stan asked confused.

"Stan…I really like you and I was pissed you liked another girl but it was Kyle wasn't it…the other person you liked?" She asked sounding slightly defeated.

"Yea…" Stan replied quietly.

"Of course it was! They've been practically dating since they were 5 if you really think about it I mean they sneak into each others rooms when they are grounded!" Kenny added.

"Well then I can't be mad that I lost to love no one can beat that!" Wendy smiled.

"Wow Wendy uh…thanks?...i think…" just then Stan remembered what he should be doing. "Mr. Garrison can I go after Kyle?"

"Well I don't know Stan did you ask Mr. Hat?"

"Oh not this again…look Mr. Garrison…"

"DID you ASK Mr. Hat?"

Stan sighed. "Mr. Hat may I PLEASE go after Kyle?"

"Well Stan…NO you go to hell! You go to hell and you die!" Mr. Hat/Garrison responded like the ass he is.

"Well you know what Mr. Garrison…" With that Stan took up Craig's favorite Hand sign "…FUCK YOU!" then he ran out after Kyle figuring he knew where he was going since he definitely wasn't in the school building anymore.

"What that hell is goin on heya?! Those two are fags and all of you ass wholes are just gonna cheer them on?" Cartman shouted at the class.

"SHUT UP FAT-ASS!!!!" the entire class shouted. Cartman then shuffled back to his desk but not before throwing a twinkie wrapper in the trash.

What a fat-ass…

He was here and from the look of things so was Kyle as one of his gloves was on the ground at the base of the tree. Stan looked up at the tree house that he and Kyle had made earlier that year together guess it makes sense something like this should end here…almost like a cleverly written fanfic ;)

"Kyle you there…?" Stan called up.

"Stan…?" Was all the reply he needed he quickly climbed up finding Kyle curled up in a corner crying and shiver from having soaked himself in tears.

"Dude are you ok…?" was all he could think to ask.

"Do I LOOK like I'm ok!?! I just made out with my bestfriend in the 4th grade we both happen to be guys and I LIKED IT! NO I'm not ok!"

Stan just sat there stunned.

Srry that's it for now :P hate me all you want but you know you love it! Review I draw my effort from them I got a bunch so I made a really long chapter :D lots of stuff happened and more Kenny srry all you fans of him he'll be in the next story big time I promise.