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Kira – Whatever you say cat lady

I smile ever too sweetly.

Me- You know what happens now, right?

Kira - hmm?

I bring her in front of the task force.

Me- SHE'S KIRA!

Kira – what! No!

Me – then who are you?

Kira- I'm kira

Me – AHA! She confessed! Take her away boys!

Kira gets dragged away and put in handcuffs.

Kira – I'm not kira! That's my name! SHADOOOW! HELP MEH!

Me – maybe later. Its my tea time

Kira – SHADOW!

Complete and total silence resonated through the halls. Heck, even the loon next door wasn't raving about evil squirrels stealing his ice cream, not that we get any, and they call ME crazy?

A bloodcurdling scream came from down the hall, my nurse's voice.

'Probably just broke a nail again, poor princesssss', I thought to myself stretching out the word 'princess' in that disgusting baby form.

My suspicions were proved wrong when more screams came from that direction but seemed to be closer this time.

'A wacko probably escaped…..' If he could, why couldn't I? Oh that's easy, because karma hates me. Why karma? Whhhyyyyy? Why do you love the nutjobs more than me? IM SPECIALER THAN THEM! Yes specialer is a word because I said it was. Deal with it.

I snapped out of my pity moment to notice footsteps resounding in the hallway. I could tell someone was walking towards my door. Who? I had no clue and couldn't tell but I did notice the footsteps were louder than most of the people's here. I had a visitor? Nah, not likely. After all, I lost contact with the world long ago and don't have any living relatives. It was probably just a new doctor or something like that.

I barely had time to move before the door was flung open in an instant so hard it slammed against a wall.

'Whoa that was close!', I thought sweatdropping. If I hadn't pulled away, a second later I would have lost a toe….. or a leg.

"That was a little close there, buddy", I said sarcastically like I hadn't just almost lost an important body part before noticing who I was talking to. The man had unruly hair just like L, actually he looked exactly like him, except for the red eyes. Those were a dead give away. The man standing in the doorway looked the mass murderer himself, Beyond birthday, or at least his exact replica. Nah, this was probably just a revenge attempt by my nurse to get back at me for drugging her earlier. Too bad I'm not falling for it.

The Beyond look-a-like stood there grinning maniacally at me. I scowled and poked a figure into his chest which had pretty defined muscles by the way. What? Can't blame a girl for noticing…. Or take me to court for it…..

"I know SIX different kinds of martial arts so unless you want to be high kicked out that door with about a bazillion injuries I suggest you confess. The 'princess' sent you here to prank me didn't she?", I scowled giving him that menacing ' I mean business ' glare.

"Princess? Prank?", The impersonator asked continuing to grin. How about I wipe that grin off your face? I wouldn't forgive anyone who impersonated one of my favorite characters, especially if it was beyond. He was one of the most kick ass characters in the serious! No one and I repeat NO ONE can pull of being beyond but beyond himself. It's just how it is.

"Quit playing dumb!", I growled taking a step forward and sending my fist towards his skull but the man easily blocked it and twisted my arm backwards. What…? That's impossible! I've been practicing martial arts since I was 7! Maybe this really was beyond. If that's the case then I'm 'beyond' doomed. Heh, beyond, get it? Okay that was a cheap pun…..

"That's not very nice you know" His grin was starting to get annoying but I got to admit it was almost exactly like the real thing. I'm starting to doubt he's a fake…..

"How…..?" I asked with a stream of sweat running down my face. This was not good.

"Thye don't call me Beyond Birthday, the world's most famous murder, for nothing. If a girl could take me down that easily I'd be in jail by now", Beyond chuckled before continuing, "I got to admit your better than more than half the cops I face".

I'll take that as a compliment even though most of the cops I've faced sucked at fighting but hey, there has got to be some good ones out there somewhere. As long as they stay somewhere and don't try to stop my escape attempts I don't care.

"So if you're really Beyond what are you planning to do now? Kill me?", I asked bravely watching his grin grow. The mad man still had me in a death grip and I struggled to break free but to no avail. This man had to be the real thing. B.B….

"How tempting….. ", Beyond had a maniac grin that kept growing making him look like a Cheshire cat on crack, "but I'm afraid that's not what I've come here for….. I want you to be…"

Beyond waited a moment before finishing.

"My partner"

"Partner….?" I asked dumbstruck with wide eyes.

"I'll help you escape this loony bin IF you become my partner in crime", Beyond gave me a moment to consider it.

I considered this. After all these years I could finally escape this prison and with beyond by my side no one could drag me back! I'd be able to see the sky again and feel the sun and wind gracing my face. Every ounce of my being screamed at me to say yes but what was holding me back? Oh yeah….. the blood…

I may be free but every since ' the event that shall not be named' happened I had developed a fear of the red liquid and being with a mass murderer wouldn't help that fear either… but no matter what.

I.

Had.

To.

Get.

Out.

"Well?", Beyond asked impatiently. Geez can't you wait a few minutes? Jeez.

"I accept, Beyond!", My eyes were brimming with happy tears and I felt ready to burst out those doors like no one could stop me.

"Don't tell me you're going to start crying. I can't have a weakling as my partner or a overemotional girl at that", Beyond rolled his eyes.

I laughed, "Of course not. What do you take me for? A weakling? Let's get out of here, shall we?" I said waiting for my eyes to go back to normal before gesturing my hand towards the door. After all, I haven't cried in ages. I can't anymore. Even if the tears do come they refuse to leave my eyes.

"Yeah, I need more jam anyways", Beyond said obviously dreaming about the sticky food from the look on his face.

"And I haven't had a plum in ages", I laughed walking through the doorway with beyond to find the hallway caked in blood. The sight made me nauseous but I ignored the feeling, and my surroundings, continuing to walk towards my freedom.

I'll just keep my fear a secret. For now. I grinned as I finally opened the doors and said goodbye to my past.

Watch out world because we're going to bring you to your feet and have you bowing to us.

Thank you for reading! Plz review! If you have any scene suggestions I take those too :P

L- Where's kira?

Me: In a dark and scary place…..

L: Your closet?

Me: I resent that!

L gives cake.

L -…. Forgive me?

Me : Fine! If you do the disclaimer!

L: Shadow does not own death note but wishes she did.

Me: I forgive you now :)