Disclaimer: Labyrinth is not mine but I do claim ownership of this chocolate Kik Kat. So there.

"I never said I'm better."

A huff of disbelief.

"You must understand, my love, that I have been running this kingdom for a long time on my own. Naturally, my judgements will take precedent over, say, someone who has only recently been made royalty."

"So you want less interference from me? No more of my questions?" she asked too melodiously.

"Precisely" was the too hasty response.

A glare.

He cringes.

"I got a better way." She leans over and whispers something in his ear.

"Oh… my nuclear baby…" is his husky reply. He knew it was going to be hard having such a glorious brunette goddess become his Queen. He doesn't mind, though. She was the star on his horizon; and he would rather go blind from its dazzling light than turn his face away.


AN: This instalment is dedicated to the always wonderful and sassy Jane Russell, who passed away this week. She's my killer star always x

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