Disclaimer: Labyrinth is not mine, but in case it ever comes up for grabs…. SHOTGUN! :P
Why were women so contradictory?
"Listen to me!" she cried, only later to say "Don't listen to me! I'm talking with my friend." That she would call that ruffian her "friend"…
"Talk to me," she had insisted at the political gathering, wanting to be more involved. An hour later, she retorted moodily "Don't talk to me," despite his conciliatory gestures.
But his heart swelled when she said "Dance with me," in a coquettish manner. Unfortunately, as he approached her, he slipped and landed on something sickeningly squishy the goblins had apparently dragged into the throne room earlier.
"Uh… on second thoughts, maybe we'll leave the dance for later."
Women.
AN: A bit silly but I just love that part of the song!
A wee review would be marvelous dearies :)