Disclaimer: Someday, I'll make my own Labyrinth movie, and it'll be amazing and loads of fun, and none of you nitpicky lawyers and copyright people will be invited! So there!

I stumbled into my apartment. Not surprising, considering that my coffee table is now in the middle of my hallway instead of its usual spot in front of the couch. As I continue to inspect the rest of my apartment, I find almost everything is out of place and various items of food are strewn over every surface.

My patience is immediately strained to the limit.

"Show yourselves. Now!"

Timidly, they creep out of their hiding places, eyes round with innocence.

"Don't give me that look." They know their adorableness is my weakness.

One bravely volunteers to speak on behalf of the group. "We'll clean it up, lady" he smiles toothily.

"It's not just the mess, you know. Do you realise how much money I loose every single time you guys do this?"

"Where does it go?" one of them whispers anxiously to the other. "Money heaven," his companion replies, knowingly.

I sigh. "Never mind, let's just watch TV."

"Hurray!"


AN: A bit of silly goblin fun. Obviously I felt the need to compensate for the previous depressing entry :p

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