France took Germany to a romantic restaurant suspended in midair. When asked how the hell that worked, France laughed.
'You don't want to know,' he said darkly.
Germany shut up about it after that.
'... So... why did you bring me here?' Germany said after a while.
'Because I like you,' France said. 'Duh.'
Germany glared. 'I know you brought me here for a different reason, France.'
France sighed. 'Okay. I admit it's because Russia and I wanted you to help us make a rainbow factory. But it doesn't mean anything! In the time I spent with you tonight, I realized... that I love you, mon cheri.'
Germany was so touched, he fucked France on the table right then and there (INVADED BY GERMANY TWICE!). Everyone eating in the restaurant died.
'You are so much better than Angleterre,' France said.
'And you are so much better than Italien,' Germany said back.
Their waiter (who was Austria) promptly threw up.
'Oh, BTW, I have a video of you raping Poland,' Deutschland said.
'Cool. We should totally watch it when we get home,' Francais said.
'Yes. Then we can go a second round.' He picked France up bridal-style and rocket-blasted to his house.
THE NEXT DAY...
'Hey Austria!' Hungary said. 'Did you know that Germany and France-'
'IDGAF!' Austria shouted, slamming his hands onto the piano keys.
'Are you sure? I have pictures-'
'I SAID IDGAF!' He destroyed his piano.