In his house, England sipped leafy water shit-I mean tea. I totally meant tea.
So he was in his house, all safe and sound and crap. When SUDDENLY.
'THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT?' he exclaimed when a giant robot tore the roof of his house off.
'IT'S ME, SEALAND, YOU JERK!' Sealand's voice boomed through the land. 'I WILL DESTROY YOU!'
'SHIT! DON'T DO THAT!'
'UNLESS...'
'UNLESS WHAT?'
'YOU ACCEPT ME AS A NATION!'
England laughed.
And laughed.
And laughed some more.
'ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!' England yelled. 'I'D RATHER HAVE AMERICA FORGET THE CONDOM THAN ACKNOWLEDGE YOU AS A BLOODY NATION!'
As if on cue, America appeared and said, 'Oh hey, England. I forgot the condom.'
'INCOMPETENT GIT. GIVE ME A MOMENT.' England went into the kitchen and emerged IN ANOTHER GIANT ROBOT!
'ALL RIGHT SEALAND. PREPARE TO BE PWN'D.'
'AS IF.' Sealand's right robot arm turned into A BUNCH OF LASER GUNS! He shot them all at England's giant robot.
England's giant robot punched Sealand's giant robot. Sealand's giant robot was knocked out of England's house, effectively destroying the rest of it.
'AGH BLOODY HELL!' England's giant robot punched Sealand's giant robot's head off.
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' Sealand screamed as England's giant robot threw him to Spain.
England got out of his awesome!giant robot. 'GOOD RIDDANCE. WHAT A BLOODY TWAT.'
America drank some water just so he could do a cliched spit-take.