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BPOV

"What was it you wanted to show me?" Charlie turned round and I knew by the look on his face that there was no chance in hell that he hadn't seen.

"Surprise?" I said, hoping he would see the funny side. No such luck!

At first there was silence. Then there was an array of facial expressions. First there was shock, the shock turned into doubt and the doubt turned into anger. The anger stuck. He looked so angry I thought he might hulk out on me, turn all green and rip his clothes. He stepped forwards. I moved in front of Edward just in case he got any stupid ideas.

"Dad, we need to stay calm and think rationally about this. We don't want do anything we may regret later." I held my hands in front of me, trying to keep Charlie from blowing his lid.

"I go away for one weekend. ONE WEEKEND! And you manage to deflower my daughter! Don't try to deny it, boy, because the evidence is pretty conclusive. That Mike kid was right all along! Wasn't he? WASN'T HE?" My Dad was trying to get around me and throttle Edward, who had a rather afraid look on his face. Oh no, this was all going wrong.

"Charlie – I mean Chief Swan, I - " Edward tried to explain the whole thing but Charlie was having none of it. He lunged forwards knocking me over in the process. Even Edward wasn't quick enough to save me.

"STOP IT! Dad, you knocked me over!" I was on the floor, kind of stating the obvious. Charlie was frozen, halfway between punching Edward. He must have had second thoughts about the situation because he lowered his fist and turned to help me up. Before my dad could get to me I felt Edwards hand in mine and pulling me upwards. As soon as I was upright Charlie batted Edwards hand away.

"Get off her. You've done enough damage." Charlie ushered me away from him and put his broad hands on my shoulders. "Bella, I'm so disappointed in you. I thought you knew better. Come with me." He started leading me to the front door. "Mr Can't-keep-it-in-his-pants, get in your car and take me to your house now." If I wasn't so scared right now then I would have laughed. All I managed was a high pitch squeak. We all climbed into the Volvo, I was bundled into the back and Charlie rode in the front with Edward. For the whole journey we were all silent. You could literally cut the tension with a knife. I cradled my bump as we drove through the darkness to the Cullen's house.

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When we arrived Alice was already at the door waiting for us. I should have guessed she saw this coming. Charlie was out of the car like a shot. He came to a stop in front of Alice. He looked at her and spotted what we had in common.

"Oh no Alice, not you too." Charlie sighed as I tried to remove myself from the car.

"Hey, who's at the door?" Rosalie popped up behind Alice.

"What is this? Is this one of those pregnancy pacts? Did you all plan to have a baby at the same time?" Charlie turned to me and spoke. He looked confused and a little angry at the same time. Luckily Carlisle moved came to see what was going on.

"What's all the fuss about? Oh, hello Charlie. It's always a pleasure. What can I do for you?" His smile was warm and sincere. He had no idea what he was letting himself in for.

"You wanna help me? Okay. First of all I want to talk to you about the fact that your son and my daughter have clearly been up to something as she now has a pregnant belly. I mean did you even know? Did you even care? And the rest of your kids have been doing the same. Are you even aware what goes on in your own house?" I felt I should stop him before he embarrassed himself.

"Dad, there's a perfectly simple explanation for all of this." But Charlie was getting all fired up.

"It's irresponsible how you allow them to just do as they please and to hell with the consequences. There is going to be at least three new life's brought into this world, and God forbid if it's twins!"

"Dad." I tried again. But yet again I was ignored. Carlisle looked calm but I saw a glint of frustration in his eyes.

"It's your duty as a doctor and a father to give your kids the talk on these things. At least talk them about safe sex and using protection. Even provide them with some. You can't be oblivious to the fact that kids are having sex in your house. Not just Alice and the others but Bella and Edward as well because I know as sure as hell that they didn't do it under my roof!"

"DAD!" I bellowed. I scared myself then. Pregnancy was making me very shouty! Charlie turned to face me slowly. I think I blushed, but I didn't even think about it. "I'm so sorry Carlisle. I should have explained before I left but I just couldn't get a word in edgeways." I walked closer to Charlie and tried to lift my top over my head. He just looked quite terrified. "Dad, I'm not going to strip, just help me take it off." He didn't so I was left struggling. I managed, however, to get it over my head. "We're doing a favour for Carlisle. I'm not pregnant. And if you would have let me, I would have told you sooner. It's strapped on to my back. See?" I turned around to show him.

"Oh, right. I see. Errm. I guess I owe you an apology." He turned to Carlisle and shook his hand in a formal manner.

"Don't worry it about it Chief. I'm sure I'd do the same if I found out one of ours were pregnant." I sniggered, pregnant vampires! That'll be the day.

"I'll be going then." Charlie walked towards Edwards Volvo. "Would you mind giving me a lift home?"

"Of course." Edward walked towards me and kissed my forehead. "I won't be long. You go inside and play with Alice." Oh that was cruel! "Oh and Bella." He called back.

"Yes?"

"Put your shirt back on." His smile dazzled me from across the drive.

I picked up my shirt from the floor with some difficulty and walked to the doorway where I stood and waved my father off. Well now that was over, what was I going to do next?

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