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BPOV
I didn't have a great sleep last night but it was defiantly better than the first one. I found out that if I slept with a pillow underneath my side then it wasn't so bad. I only found this out at half past three though. At least I'll know for next time.
It must have been about eight o'clock when I woke up properly. I led in bed for a while before that trying to decide whether to get up or not. When I did wake up I up, I rolled over to see Edward. I reached my arms out and felt for him. I couldn't feel him. I opened my eyes and sat up. I couldn't see him either. He was meant to be next to me. I turned back round to look around my room. What I saw almost stopped my heart.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I clutched the covers and pulled them around my body. But that didn't do anything. The intruder came up to me and put his big cold hand over my mouth.
"Shut up! God, do you want me to get caught?" Emmett pushed his hand harder onto my mouth. I eventually quietened down but I seemed to have alerted Charlie. He knocked on my door before coming in.
"Bella? Are you okay in there?"
"Quick! Hide!" I hissed to Emmett. He just led next to me in bed and covered himself up with my duvet. "I'm fine Dad. Just scared myself. Sorry." He came through the door and looked around with his gun in his hands.
"I thought there was someone in here." Charlie still wasn't entirely convinced. "You sure you're all right?"
"I'm good. Sorry for bothering you." I glanced nervously at the huge lump next to me. For Emmett he was being surprisingly still.
"Hang on, is there someone in bed with you?" Charlie asked following my gaze. Crap, crap, crap.
"No. Just a pile of pillows. They help me to sleep. Well they defiantly make it easier to turn over, this belly makes me feel like a whale!"
"Are you sure about that? It looks quite human like to me." He tightened his grip on the gun.
"It's definitely not human. I mean, would I be able to do this to a human?" I asked as I started beating the mountain of 'pillows' senseless. "Or this? Or this?" I added, still thrashing around.
"They look a bit hard for pillows. And where did you get that many from?"
"Erm … Edward got me these special ones when we went shopping the other day. They're meant to help with erm back-ache or something." I lied. But it seemed to do the trick.
"Anyway, I've got to go to work now so I'll see you this evening. But if you need anything just call me, okay?" Charlie started walking towards the door.
"Will do Dad. Have a good day." I waved and smiled, willing him to go away.
"Bye Bella." He closed the door. I waited until I heard the cruiser pull away before I pulled the duvet back to reveal a rather amused Emmett.
"Did you have to hit me so hard?" He smirked as he sat up.
"That did not hurt you. Besides, what the hell are you doing here and where is Edward?" I crossed my arms over my chest and stared intently at him.
"First of all, that's not the point. You were trying to hurt me and it's the thought that counts. Secondly, I'm here because I'm yo baby daddy. And thirdly, Edward is at home. He left you this by the way." He passed me an envelope with Bella written in Edward's elegant handwriting on the front. I opened it and pulled out a letter. It read;
Dearest Bella,
Please forgive me for not being there when you woke up. I wish I was but apparently it's not my decision. I'm sure if you ask Emmett to explain he will do. I will also apologize in advance for any trouble he may cause you but, seeing as it's Emmett we are talking about here, I guess he already has. I will meet you at birthing class. I love you more than words can describe.
Forever yours,
Edward XX
When I had read and re-read the letter several times I felt as though I had a lot of questions that needed to be answered.
"What makes you my baby's daddy?" I was confused. Too much to take in at this time in the morning.
"I'm not your baby's daddy, I'm yo baby daddy. Get it right Bella."
"It's the same thing."
"Yeah well, my way sounds cooler." He insisted.
"Fine then, what makes you my baby daddy?" The only way to get an answer would be to go along with him.
"Funny you should ask. Last night me and Rose were sat in the lounge with Alice and Jasper. We ended up having a discussion about who yo baby daddy should be." That would get annoying. Why couldn't he just say it normally? "Then Alice got the great idea that I should be it, so I'm your partner for today. That explains why I'm here. But then Rose said she needed a daddy now so Jasper volunteered. Then Alice had no one so we decided Edward would be with Alice. It's a bit like wife swap but I'm not a wife." He concluded. I took a second to let that all sink in.
"So I'm stuck with you all day?" I asked, suddenly scared by the prospect.
"Uh huh! Cool isn't it. You get me all day!" He reclined, putting his hands behind his head and leaning against the headboard.
"Fine then but you can't just lie there until it's time to go. Before I even thing about getting ready I need a shower. So you need to help me take my stupid empathy belly off." I stood up and started to take off my pyjama top. "Come on then."
"But I don't want to undress you. Bella, I'm not that kind of guy."
"Oh shut up and help me." I snapped. He was keeping me from my lovely hot shower.
"Okay, okay. Miss bossy boots, I'm coming." Emmett slid to the edge of the bed and unfastened the straps. I sighed and handed him the belly.
"You look after this. I'll be about ten minutes." I said gathering some fresh clothes and walking out the door.
I found Emmett playing pinball on my computer when I came back. I didn't say anything. I just walked up to my discarded stomach on the floor and picked it up.
"A little help here." I put the straps over my shoulders and held the weight in place.
"One second. I've nearly beaten your high-score." Emmett said without even turning his head. "Oh yeah! I did it!" I cleared my throat, hoping to get his attention. "Oh right. You wanted help with the straps again?" He stood up and bounded towards me.
"Thank you. You ready to go downstairs?" I asked as I put my T-Shirt on. This one was white and in pink writing it said 'I can grow people, what's your superpower?' I giggled to myself as I read it.
"Can I have five more minutes on this." Emmett sat back down at the computer again.
"Let me rephrase that, you need to come downstairs if you want to stay alive." I said as I made my bed.
"Technically, you can't kill me. I'm already dead. So ha ha ha."
"Are you willing to chance it?" I glared at him, just to prove my point.
"Oh no. Don't kill me scary pregnant Bella! I'm so scared." Emmett said with heavy sarcasm.
"Funny. Now let's go. We're meant to be there in twenty minutes and it takes ten minutes to get there. So get your ugly butt downstairs now."
He pulled a sulky face and shuffled out of the room, butt first. He was mumbling something about how I was funnier when I wasn't hormonal. I would have retaliated except I was hungry and wanted food.
I made some toast and sat down at the table. Emmett sat down next to me and watched me with what seemed like genuine interest. "What does it taste like?"
"It tastes of erm well, toast really." I said in between mouthfuls. I couldn't really think of anything else to compare it to.
"Can I have a bit?" He asked sweetly.
"I don't think you'll like it. But if you want some then here you go." I handed him my last piece of toast. He sniffed it first and then lifted it gingerly to his lips. Then in one swift movement he bit a large chunk out of the side of it. As soon as it was in Emmett grimaced and opened his mouth, exposing the contents. Soon the chewed up toast was no longer inside his mouth. "That's disgusting! Eww! Put it in the bin!" I spluttered with horrified laughter. He bobbed over to the bin holding the mush at arms length.
"That was gross." He said once he had returned. "Can I do it again?"
"Sorry I've got nothing left." I showed Emmett my empty plate as proof. "Isn't it time we left now?"
"I guess you're right. Come on then fat Bella. Let's get you to school." He held out his arm for me to take.
"Did you call Rosalie fat as well or am I just special." I asked taking his arm.
"Nah, I do it to everyone. I even did it to Jasper. He didn't like that much." I could imagine. "To the bat mobile!" He shouted into the air before hurrying to his jeep. Well, he was hurrying. I was taking my own sweet time. Then I remembered that the faster I was the sooner I would get to see Edward.
I climbed into the car and we sped away to school for another fun day with the Cullen's. Yay.
Ha ha ha. Bet none of you guessed that Emmett would turn up! lol ^_^ Anyway, now he has so I need some creative things for the Cullens to do at birthing class. Any sugguestions? Thanks for the reviews I got for the last chapter, hopefully I can get some more for this one. Please? Hope to update soon. XX