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BPOV

When we pulled up outside the school I got a bit over excited at the thought at seeing Edward again. So when I opened the jeep door I forgot that it was so high off the ground and almost fell. I gasped but before any damage could be done to myself or his car, Emmett caught me.

"You know you really shouldn't fall over so much. If someone was here now I wouldn't be able to save you and you would have a broken face right now."

"I know, thanks." I brushed the hair out of my face and stood up straight. "Can we go in now please?" He saw the look of desperation on my face and a smile slid across his face.

"If you want to go and see the wannabe father of your pretend child then go ahead." I took that as a yes and started walking towards the entrance with Emmett beside me.

We walked inside and as soon as I saw him I could feel the smile spread across my face. He mirrored it and came towards me. I stepped away from Emmett and did this weird run/hobble thing over to Edward. He scooped me up in his arms and spun me round.

"I've missed you so much." He said as he squeezed me tightly.

"It's only been a few hours." I said although his chest muffled my voice. Edward set my feet back on the ground and released me from his arms.

"But a few hours can seem like a lifetime when you are …" He stopped mid-sentence. He seemed to be distracted by something behind me. I turned around to see what was stopping him. Emmett was storming towards us with an angry look on his face. I folded my arms and rested them on my bump.

"What's your problem?" You saw his eyes narrow as they stared Edward in the eyes.

"You know what my problem is. Him. Undressing you with his eyes. It's disgusting." He took my hand and tried to pull me away. I snatched my hand away. Why the hell was he acting like this?

"And who do you think you are? My mother?" I snapped back.

"I'm not your mother, no. But you are the mother of my child. And I would prefer it if you didn't talk to him again. Not in my presence anyway." He took my hand and led me away again. I could feel everyone's eyes on me and decided to stay quiet and follow Emmett. When we sat down he leant closer to me and whispered in my ear. "Have you seen the look on that guy's face over there? Priceless!"

"What the hell's going on?" I asked wanting an answer quickly.

"Duh! Are you really that thick? The rest of the people in this room are watching us like we are some kind of soap opera or something. So let's give them a show." I blushed again at being called thick.

"I knew that." I smiled back. Seriously, Emmett calling me dumb? He could talk.

"Course you did. Just play along." He tried to hold my hand again but I pulled it back.

"As long as you don't hold my hand. It's creepy." He just laughed. Does that mean he won't do it again? Just as I was about to ask him, the teacher called the class to attention.

"Hi everyone. My names Suzy and I'll be your teacher for today." She looked much better than Angie from yesterday. She was younger and much prettier. She had piercing green eyes and long blonde hair in bunches. I got the feeling that all the guys in the room liked her. Even Emmett was sat closer than before. I rolled my eyes and tried not to think about Edward doing the same. Curiosity got the better of me and I peeked over in his direction. He just looked disgustedly at all the people around him. I giggled which caught his attention. "What?" I mouthed to him. He tore a page of paper from the pad in front of him and started to write. Then he folded the note up and sent it along the row to me. There were a few people between us. Randomers I have never seen in my life, but they still sent the note along. I opened it and it said;

You do not want to know what all of these people are thinking. It's sick! And they're about to become fathers.

I smiled and looked around for a pen to reply with. I leaned forward and poked Emmett. "Hey. You got a pen?"

"Uh uh." He never took his eyes off Suzy. It was kind of funny. I spotted that the girl next to me had one so I politely. Luckily she said yes, so I scribbled my response and passed it to him.

I feel sorry for you! Has Rose spotted what Emmett's doing?

It reached Edward and it only took a split second for him to read it. He smiled and alerted Rosalie, who was sat next to him. She growled and snatched the paper out of his hands. She then proceeded to roll it into a ball and chuck it at Emmett's head. It actually hit him with a perfect accuracy. He looked to where it came from and held up his hands to convey his innocence. She pointed at him then drew her finger across her throat. Yikes! That didn't look good! I couldn't help but smile at it.

"Excuse me. Is this an origami lesson or a birthing class?" Suzy stood in front of Rose and stared at her with a smile playing across her face. All the guys in the room laughed. Me, personally, didn't find it funny and by the look on their faces neither did half the females in the room.

"Sorry, Suzy. My husband over there was just ogling you. I thought I'd do you a favour and get him out of the trance." Rosalie was still sending silent threats in Emmett's direction.

"Rose, baby, WE are no more. I'm with Bella now. You know that and we have discussed this before. Jasper, control your girl." Emmett prompted Jasper to hold Rosalie down. She looked as if she were about to kill him. I think it all got a bit too much for Rose as she stood up and shouted across to Emmett.

"Right. Well, for Bella's sake stop staring at her ass! Or she might not have a bed for you when you get back." Then she left the hall. Everyone was silent, including the teacher.

I looked at Emmett and hissed through my teeth, "Go after her." He seemed to understand, which saved a lot of time, and left. I just hoped Rose would be okay.

"Sorry about that class. Shall we start?" Suzy asked, trying to gain control of us once again. "Today I will be teaching you about the actual birth and how to make it as easy as possible. Most of this lesson will be practical so you need to grab your partner, grab a mat and find a spot on the floor. Okay?" Did this woman ever stop smiling? Seriously, it was so annoying, seeing her so perky when I felt like crap. And my partner was gone. Fab. I went to the pile of mats we used for P.E. in the corner and snatched one off the top and plonked myself on the floor.

"Excuse me miss. I noticed that your partner stepped out of the room. Would you like me to take his place?" I looked up to see Edward standing over me like the saviour he is.

"Please." I sighed as I felt him sit behind me. My sanity was saved. I wiggled closer until I was sat on his crossed legs and my head was leaning on his.

It took a few minutes for the class to get settled. Once we were, we had to do some breathing exercises. So I was sat in between Edwards's legs puffing and panting and he was behind me doing the same. I couldn't help it any more. I had a mental breakdown. I started laughing and laughing and laughing. I know I looked insane but I couldn't help it. It was bloody hilarious! I was actually sent out as I was distracting the other 'pupils'.

I was made to stand outside until I stopped laughing completely. And I was all by myself! It was so unfair. I really did try to calm down but every time I opened the door to go back in, I just saw everyone sat there huffing and puffing and I was back in hysterics. Then after the breathing it was time for pregnant yoga. I have never seen anything so amusing in my whole life! It took me seven attempts to sit back down in my seat, and even then I managed to do it because they had all stopped the breathing exercises and yoga. Now we had moved onto movie time apparently. The lights were out and there was a TV at the front. I sat down next to Edward and held his hand. He looked up at me through his eyelashes and flashing me the most dazzling smile. I think that it actually shielded me partly from the effects of the video we then had to watch.

It was the worst thing I have ever seen hands down! Even worse than that time I walked in on Esme and Carlisle. God, that was embarrassing! Anyway, the video topped that by like a million bazillion miles. For half an hour we had to watch a woman giving birth. Yes, it's true! They actually showed us. It was so bad I don't even want to talk about it.

"So, what did everyone think then?" Suzy popped up in front of the screen as soon as the film had ended. I felt compelled to share my view with the rest of the group.

"That was the single most disturbing thing I have ever seen in my life. And to be quite honest I think that the tape should be burned so no one has to watch it again." Ha, that wiped the smile of Suzy's face. She cleared her throat and then the dreaded smile returned to her face.

"Anyone else?" And people actually disagreed with me. People said it was helpful and that it prepared them for what was coming. If I was really having this baby it would have scared me crapless! In fact I'm already scared. Thank God that me and Edward won't have kids!

"Oh well it's nearly time to go. And as you've been so wonderful for me to teach I am going to leave you with something to make you laugh." I seriously doubt that. It was only when she had actually done it I realised how sick-minded she actually was. She walked up to the television. I already guessed it was bad but not this bad. Then she rewound the tape. IT SHOWED THE BABY GOING BACK INTO THE POOR WOMAN!!! I had this strange urge to laugh even though it was clearly not the right situation. I kind of started laughing in short bursts.

"Bella, love, are you all right? You look kind of insane." Edward chuckled from the side of me.

"I'm fine. Why do I look insane?" I asked once the laughter had gone. He looked me in the eye for a second before telling me.

"You had this horrified look on your face and you were laughing in that weird way. Seriously, you looked as though you had been wearing a straight jacket!" I giggled trying to picture it. I guess I must have looked pretty scary.

"Thank you all for coming, you have been a pleasure to teach and I hope everything goes well between now and the birth. Just remember the steps I taught you and you will be fine!" I think that was our cue to leave.

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As I was sat in Edwards car waiting for Emmett to turn up again I realised something. I could feel something moving inside me, well, inside my strap on stomach. It felt like I was being kicked from the inside. But that was impossible, I mean, there's nothing inside me to kick. I got a bit worried then and grabbed Edward's hand and pressed it against my bump.

"Can you feel that? Can you feel that kicking?" I asked frantically, thinking I was going crazy. He didn't answer me but he pressed his other hand on my tummy.

"Yes! Yes I can." His face seemed so full of wonder I didn't want to spoil the moment. We just sat, feeling for the next kick. Then it stopped and Edward sat up straight again.

"Is that meant to happen? I mean I'm not really pregnant so why is it kicking?"

First of all I want to thank everyone who reviewed the last chapter. Second of all I have a few things to say:

1) I called the teacher after my sister. She has read both of my stories and helps me with ideas when I'm stuck.

2) I need to thank iminluvwithavampire for the idea of Emmett kicking off at Bella and Edward reuniting.

3) The part where the tape was rewound actually came from a story in my life. Unfortunatly my science teacher in year 7 thought it would be a good idea to show us what it looked like backwards. Thanks alot Mrs. B! You haven't even mentally scared me or anything!!

Phew! Please review. Hope to update soon XX