Chapter 7

I am not a troll I thought you said you were in the last chapter? and I am being serious here, you must repent or burned in hell. Satan will disguise as anything to trick you to send yourself to hell. God does not sell people to hell, it is yourself that did it. Donut Great, now I'm hungrysay anything wrong with this greatest story ever!

I miss the conversations with Jesus Luz…

And so Jerry went and talked to his follower, who Mary the Virgin she's STILL a virgin? You must be an awful lover was in the crown (I never had sex with her for it is unlawful to do so for being Virgin when you die will be better to be seen as when you are infront of God if that was correct, we would all be extinct). And he opened his moth: "Which laws are biding that these fools are following. Percy Jackson and his friend Only one friend? What a harsh world worship false demons in a vain attempt to defeat us. They are unlawful, unlike us who are mistaken. We the Best Borrow church What is that? A church for Borrowers? believe that the law should be biding to all. We believe also that freedom and library should be given to all It's true. Access to books should be available for everyone. I also believe in gum I'm a Trident fan myself control.

"Of all laws that are important, it is the lawalty to hog you must really love animals- so far, you've said you are loyal to rabbits, lambs, and pigs that is important. How can we live without God? He created us so that we could worship him deerly Are you suggesting we worship God like Bambi?. He created the law so we must obey it all. To all those who follow wicket ways such ass Percy and his fools, who worship false Gods such as Zeus and Venus, who were mothers Zeus was a mother? Well, I guess you could say that, since he gave birth to Athena and lovers, such a sinful way. How could you worship these foul beasts Because they were worshipped in Sparta, for they are sinful in the site of God.

"And what about murder? We do not commit murder So what did you do to Clarisse and Thalia?, but Percy Jackson does. He say he is battling beasts, but they are ture followers of God who murder his friends for no particular reason. How can we let people like this keep being alive? They should be rid of and sent to hell for punchiness They punched you? Suck it up. Murder is a sin, as told in the Bible, and so all the law must be obeyed. They are evil, but we are good for we do not murder people Not only is it repetitive, but it is also mistaken. How can you deny that? If you deny that, you will be sent to hell Denying that you committed murder when you did is almost as bad as committing it in the first place. Who's going to hell now?.

"And steeling is a crime When was anything fortified with steel, other than your ego? for God says so what in the world happened to morals? in the Bible. God is the deniable trust and must be obeyed and followed under all cost then why is He "deniable"?, for breaking this law will be against God`s law. Even if a family is starving, if child is caught stealing, his hands must be cut off I'm sure God would forgive him if there was no other way to help his family. If lies, than their other hands must be cut off We only have one pair of hands. Do not let sinners have the sight of day, for it is publishment of Godo The Ukrainian group?

"An lying is a sin then why do you do it?, for God tells us so. Lying makes truthful seem like a lie The following statement in true. The former statement was false. Lying can only leed to troubles, such as the Percy Jackson, who has sent a traitor to kill me so THAT was your punishment for lying… but the "traitor" was sent before that lie… was it a pre-emptive punishment? (but I decided not to tell my followers yet of this didn't you just do that?, for the parrot could come out at any moment) is a lie to us all. Satan lies, therefore it is a sin. Satan sins, God does god I refuse to comment on this atrocity. Lying should be published with stoning.

"And I end my speed to day with a prey oh, dear for God: 'Prey for all the nonbelievers for they do not know what they are doing to us I don't believe they are hurting you unintentionally… at least, they don't in real life, let them see the way so that they can become unsinful Is that even a word? Doesn't matter… I rather like this new word people, if not they should be punished with flames of hurl That is disgusting. Believe at as a warning to you all for you must be published I believe almost everyone here has already published something for all you sins for it is an offensive to Good. Believe it so and you will get a eternal life at the revelation that John forward telled in his epic work Resolution (read it for answer in the after life, and the punishment of sinners, for it all is ture). And so it all ends', anen. I am so confused, puzzled, perplexed, baffled, befuddled, and a whole bunch of synonyms over what you just said.

Suddenly from my room came Mary I thought she was in the crown? (for I had lifted her there from the wonderful knight before) cam out of my room You said it twice? Now I believe you! and yelled…

….."O god has given me a holey message for you to telly you. I am pregnant!"

You didn't have sex and she's pregnant? Let me guess, artificial insemination? That was fast… isn't there a whole procedure to this? A procedure which often does not work the first time?

But if the child was conceived the "natural" way, the zygote should be happily cruising down the Fallopian tube, and is not even in the uterus yet. How does Mary know she's pregnant? I doubt God would take time out of his busy schedule to tell Mary "Hey, guess what, you've got a bun in the oven!" At most, he would send an angel to tell her.

I can't help but remember that she's 15 and pregnant… ew.

To all Christians who are reading this, I know it is humiliating to have what you believe in mutilated on the internet, but on the bright side, it's almost Christmas!