How Rachel Elizabeth dare you mock me! I am being honest to you all, if you do not repent, you will burn in hell What happened to burning in jell?. Without God and his holy eternal son Jesus Christ, then you will not the rewards of heaven and immortal life under God. I am not a troll and I never told I was a troll You "told you were a troll" in chapter 6, remember? Your Alzheimer's is dangerous!. You have all been mistaken. Satan lies to you all for he wants to drag you to the eternal flames of hell!

So if we call you a troll, we will burn in Hell? My commentary is getting repetitive, and I blame you.

I tell you all, there are people that will not burn in hell! These people will not burn in hell, for they are been blessed in the ways of Christ: WolvesRule612 Surprisingly, she's not a Twilight fan. Go figure… you'd have to be that brain-dead to like this story , Fulcon His profile pic is amazing, Is that why he won't bum in jell?, Cimh May she rest in peace, Agent Aleu first person on the list that is still writing!, the holy bwobble that account doesn't exist for he has supported me, and Lisa`s Hope she actually has a bit of writing talent… I'm shocked, the new St Paul who turned away from sinful ways of being an atheist, but seeing the light and believe in the one true God and his son the Eternal Jesus, son of the only true God. There are many more who will see the ways of heaven, but many will suffer the pains of hell for believing in a false lie, such as Mr Rowling, who is a man I wasn't aware of her sex change because women should never be able to speak yet they have vocal cords anyway, they must obey their husbands at all cost, and if they do not have a husband, they should follow their father, for it is their father that brought them into the world News flash- men now have a uterus, just like what God did in the Book of Genesis, which for all your uneducated Atheists is the first book in the Bible. You should read it, and you will understand the true love God gave to use by creating this world for us to live in. Upon reading this line, my friend, who is an atheist herself, said- "I did read it. In three languages. Beat THAT!"

And as I talked to my followers about the evilness of Percy Jackson and his friends, Mary came out from my bedroom and told me that see was pregnant with a child again?. And I asked her what the sex was, for it was important to know. I wanted to have a son so that I could name him after myself, which is Thomas.

"Yes, it is a boy, so it will be named after you", she said They conceived the kid last night and they already know the gender? It must be a fast-growing magical mutant baby… yet another Twilight reference. I was very pleased I'm just imagining him sitting on his thrown with the tips of his fingers together, saying "Excellent" in a really evil voice. However, I was annoyed that she had spoken out of term for a women should wait to they are in private before they talk to their husband, as what St Paul said in one of his epistles. "Women should be silent in the churches, for they are not permitted to speak", I'm going to assume they all live in a church pew, now he said in the First Empties lol to the Corinthians, do you dare tell me that I know nothing about the Bible. I have read it many times, and I am an expert in it all. The funny thing is, I know more about it than you.

And so she was made to go to her room, for she should rest, before the baby comes She's been pregnant for about 12 hours. She has about 6,708 hours left. Let her make clothes, for it is a job for women, and not for men A million tailors are now cracking their knuckles. And so I taught even more to everyone, for they were interested in my "wisdom" I'm afraid we aren't, for I was very wise, like King Solomon I am honestly going to track you down, of the same royal line as our Lord and Savour Jesus Christ, the only begotten son of the only God Jesus.

And suddenly, came then came Zeus with Percy Jackson, his false NEPHEW son. And they warned that they will attack us without remorse, and kill every one of us you know what they say- payback's a bitch. And I said, be gone Satan for you is not welcome here, and so they want away Just like that? Magical. And they went to their mansion to plan their next move It's a long flight to England, you know.

And so I went to the church in the next town, for it was far away for them so know about Percy Jackson. And I warned them of their attack wouldn't it b easier to use Twitter? Just say "OMFG, pj iz abt2 attk. plz b carefl! h&k, jerry" and everyone will know! . And so it was agreed that I could stay there for a week, for I had to hide away from the traitor, who I knew was about to attack that week, for Percy Jackson told me so. Excellent military tactics.

And then it was there that I realised who the traitor was. It was Ethan how do you figure?, for he had worshipped false gods, who were disguised as Satan. Once a Satanist, always a Satanist then how will redemption be achieved?. He had lied, and not really repented. And So I decided to stay, and decided to leave after the week, for I needed to hide. And then it was decided that I would return to my followers and save them from the traitor.

And other people will be saved also, like Mel Gibson, for he put his woman in her place and for making a great movie about our lord and savvier Jesus Christ, and Christ Brown, for we both share the same surname, but not the same Christian name, and he also knows where to put his woman in her place. And there are many other people that cannot mention for I have very little room to say so, but I will say who they are in a latter chapter, for it well known that people will be saved from the fires of hell. But all nonbelievers must be punished. Amen.

Oh, dear, I pity the poor girl who marries you.