Oh, God, I'm halfway through the first fic. I have a mountain to scale before I finish, but first I'd like to thank all the nice people who will bum in jell with me- .153, Happygirl122, Seriously, Yumazing, Me The Awesome, Atheist, izzy, and even ColletteJackson.
Stop reviewing my great erroneous story if you hate it. You will burn in hell anyway! I'm getting tired of you babbling self-righteous to compensate for the fact that you have a tiny There is not point in trying to save you at all for you have ben corrupted by powers of evolution (trying to make this make more sense), and that is Satan! And no Stan, I have no idea what that is Then why do you keep writing about him?. Only review this story if there is something good to say problem is, there isn't or that you agree with every I say. All the rest of you are sick! I feel perfectly healthy You should not allow such evil things such as gays, women in power, and people that are crippled in the minds.
And so I, Percy of Christ, went up to the Staples that was easy to prey for my holey sole! I had sinned so much, believing in such a lie that I whipped myself You whipped yourself? Impressive for God`s forgiveness, for I was not wordy I believe you are verbose enough of such as blessing. I wanted to end my life, but I realised that suicide is a sin and that I would burn in hell if I did so. Suicide must be published at all coast! You know what they say- don't judge a man until you have walked a mile into his ego.
I went to Ben & Jerry for advice and he gave me berry I never cared for berry-flavoured ice-cream… god advise, and that was not to follow the evil ways of the geek gods Add "geeks" to your growing list of "evol things" and follow the only true way and that was through our lord Jesus Christ, my only saviour, and not that liar of a UNCLE father Zeus (I know Greek motherly very weal What is that supposed to mean?). And he also said that I had to convert all those that had been left alive, for they must too know the greatness that is Jesus Christ, and that they had been follow false ways!
And so I went to the place where my old fiend Rachel finally, someone cool who isn't dead yet, who I had dated on and off for the past few years (I did have sex with her in past, but I have changed so don't you put this in the wrong way). And I said to here "Why must you follow those fools. I know you very well, you would beaver roflmao worship any false God, because I know you were a Christian before I put you in this mess. I now ask you to help me and in my quest to bring Christendom to the Camp, and remove all the evilness that it contains. Please help me, you are my only hope!"
"Yes I will," she said. "I knew you were not like anyone else. I believe you. We must defeat these evils gods and Satan before they destroy anything else! I will follow you and obey you every order. I will not speak out of term forget what I just said about her being cool, and I will make sure I am a foot away from you at all times, for it is an offense for a women to go suck an thig Oh, deary dear…. I am a Prayer Warrior now and I want you to baptize me and my family, for none of us our baptized." I thought you said you were a Christian before all this?
So I baptized all of her family, and they all became followers of our lord and choir Jesus Christ! I knew from that very moment that I would make a very good Preyer Warrrior and that Jerry of Christ would be very proud of me. Then he smiled at me, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum… me and the newly-baptized-Dares…
"And behold my wisdom! For this is like Sodom and their wicked ways. God had warn them of all their sinning, and all of their ways of evil. He old them to stop worshiping Satan the thing is, they never did… they worshipped false idols, but never Satan. I believe Satan only appears once in the Old Testament, in the form of an angel, and all other forms of evil sexual acts, and instead, follow his holy laws, that's is the ten commandments, or else they will destroy them. If the Camp do not follow the ways of Christ, God will destroy them. But God gives us a warning. Follow Christ or you will be punished with the eternal salads The salads at Wendy's are delicious of Hell!" I, Percy of Christ told them all! And they were amazed at my wisdom! And yet, we aren't!
Stop reviewing my story! All you bring with you is fate and disgusting comments or commentary. None of you are true followers of the one true god! Truly convert or you will suffer! Amen.
I think I prefer "erroneous" to "wrong"… I'm going to use that instead from now on.