The Harry Potter fans will realise the true evilness that is there satanic book, and will convert to the way of Christ Oh, God, I can't take much more of this! You are all fools look who's talking for saying such disgusting thigs! I hope you all bum ink hell! Tommy-boy, since you're going there anyway, do you mind buying me some ink for the printer?
And so Percy of Christ taught Rachael's household a plot hole lesson. And behold he said, "Dare not mock God, for his is holus Odd, my spellcheck didn't underline "holus". I suppose it's going insane with me. How sweet.. I was like a evil beast, having sex with a whore be careful, Tommy-boy: Annabeth has a knife, but I have changed, and I a have become like St Paul, a true massager of Christ. Well, Saint Paul certainly massaged Jesus' reputation, but I still wouldn't write that if I were you.
"I will also talk to Rachael's father, for he has sinned against the ways of God. Although he has been baptized in the ways of Christ, he can never enter his holy Church, for her father has removed his testacies It's not what you think- testacies is the state of being testate, especially as determined in probate of a will. That doesn't make much sense though, grammatically and literally- a wealthy man like Mr. Dare would probably make sure his money would not be lost, and that is a sin. God commands that anyone with a testacies should pray at home, everyone else must go to his holy church at least once a week on Sunday and pray for their soles! This also means that they must pray whenever they can. This can be at home, at school, at work, and out and about. They must pray! If at home someone refuse to let you pray, make then leave your house! If someone at school refuses you to pray, make them leave, may it be student or the teacher, they should not refuse someones right to pray. If someone refuses to let you pray at work, either quit your job, or if you are the boss, fire the person that complains to you about praying. Even if they refuses to pray, they must be fired, for it is a sin against Christ! And if a police refuses to let you pray, continues to pray. Even if you are sent to prison, God will be proud at your bravery and courage, for that is what God rewards people with. Obey God`s law, not mans law, for mans law is corrupt and evil, created be Satan! Was that really necessary? It took up 46% of the chapter.
"And now I must go my HALF-BROTHER! friend Tyson, for he must be converted also." And so I went to him and explains the ways of Christ, "Why worship a false god which will not give you eternal live, when you can worship a true God, who has a eternal son who died on the cross to save us all? My God Possessive, much? can save you. Please convert, or you will suffer in the eternal flames of hell!"
And Tyson said, "I will not convert for I love to sin too much." Erroneous. Tyson has the mindset of a child- he would hate to do anything wrong I was so annoyed that I took a stone and stoned him to death overreaction, for he would not submit to the way of our lord Jesus Christ, one true God. Did Percy just kill his own brother?
And I said, "The fool is dead. God will not allow a nonbelieber to live Justin Bieber isn't THAT good. A fool will die a fools death! I will then move onto the camp and warm everyone else You will warm everyone? There's your holiday spirit! of the evilness of Satan, or they will suffer!"
I will not delete this story. Please? You should or convert to the ways of Christ, or you will suffer the eternal flams of hell!