A/N: -squeal- I'm getting reviews :D
Jack:
wearetheisland
Kate: freckles
Sawyer:
thatconguy
Charlie: rockstarindiapers
Hurley:
duuude
Juliet: babydr
Locke: mrphilosophy
Daniel:
spazofphysics
Desmond: pushthebutton
Sayid:
notaterrorist
Sun: gardengirl
Jin: Jin
Charlotte:
bitchymcbitcherson (changed to imissmydannykins)
Ben:
manbehindthecurtain
Miles: iseedeadguys
Danielle:
crazyforestlady
Richard: dontdoaging
Claire:
backfromthedead
Boone: ihateplanes
Shannon:
betterthanu
Libby: can anyone think of a name for her? :/
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bitchymcbitcherson has
entered the chat.
manbehindthecurtain has entered
the chat.
notaterrorist has entered the
chat.
dontdoaging has entered the chat.
notaterrorist: -sulking-
manbehindthecurtain: Is there a problem, Sayid?
notaterrorist: I'm ignoring you D: except for telling you I'm ignoring you
manbehindthecurtain: -.- How juvenile. At least you're back at the beach. I'm hiding.
notaterrorist: from me? :D I'm flattered.
manbehindthecurtain: -scowl- No, from that insane jungle woman.
dontdoaging: Actually, I think her name is crazyforestlady
manbehindthecurtain: whatever, Richard.
bitchymcbitcherson: who chose this name for me? I don't like it :/ And why hasn't anyone said hi to me yet?
manbehindthecurtain: Well, judging from the last season, you're supposed to be dead and we weren't on the best of terms anyway.
bitchymcbitcherson: Huh? Oh, where's Daniel when I need him?? -sob-
bitchymcbitcherson has changed their name to imissmydannykins.
spazofphysics has entered the chat.
imissmydannykins: Daniel?!
spazofphysics: Charlotte? :o
imissmydannykins: -huggle- I missed you! Where are you, anyway?
spazofphysics: looking for jack & kate & sawyer on their quest to find a rainbow, but that's not important. aren't you dead? :(
imissmydannykins: uhhh… no…
spazofphysics: Oh. then it's all good :D except now i need to get back to the beach
dontdoaging: i could come get you
spazofphysics: umm, that won't be necessary
dontdoaging: is it the fact that I don't age? what's so creepy about it? I don't get it :c
manbehindthecurtain: don't bother, Richard, he'll find his way back -giggle-
dontdoaging: Ben…?
manbehindthecurtain: Yes?
dontdoaging: you just giggled.
manbehindthecurtain: no, I didn't.
dontdoaging: Yes you did.
manbehindthecurtain: No I didn't!
notaterrorist: SHUT UP!
dontdoaging: o_0
manbehindthecurtain: 0_o
notaterrorist: jeez, you guys fight over such petty things
dontdoaging: if you're referring to the whole book club thing, it was because he didn't invite me
manbehindthecurtain: -scoff- You don't strike me as a reader, Richard. Sorry. I mean, we were reading Twilight that day, it was Juliet's idea…
babydr has entered the chat.
babydr: hi guys!
notaterrorist: Kate, Sawyer and Jack are off having a love triangle without you
babydr: really? they didn't want a love quadrilateral?
manbehindthecurtain: Guess not.
babydr: UGH
wearetheisland has entered the chat.
wearetheisland: Guys we need help!!
notaterrorist: With what?
wearetheisland: i think the cameraman is dead & we don't know what to do
notaterrorist: get a new one, there's a camera base camp somewhere on the island
wearetheisland: but we need someone to film our dramatic quest for nothi- I MEAN ADVENTURE
babydr: Jack, why didn't u tell me u three were leaving?
wearetheisland: well… that's an awkward thing… we weren't sure whether to bring you or not.
babydr: uhh, why not?
wearetheisland: sawyer was kinda concerned that you'd mess up our love triangle
babydr: that shouldn't exist anymore, tell that bitch kate sawyer is MINE
wearetheisland: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… no can do.
babydr: =c
wearetheisland: we're kind of screwed until next January, cuz what r we supposed to do b/w seasons?
imissmydannykins: hey Jack, where r u guys?
wearetheisland: on our way to the camera base camp
spazofphysics: thanks, Charlotte! ok, Jack, I'll see u guys there
wearetheisland: shit.
wearetheisland is away: gotta get to the base camp fast.
spazofphysics: i'm getting this vague feeling he doesn't like me that much…
manbehindthecurtain: Right.
dontdoaging is away: YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHY
manbehindthecurtain: ???
manbehindthecurtain has logged out (Quit: hmmmm)
spazofphysics has logged out (Quit: spazofphysics)
notaterrorist has logged out (Quit: in pursuit of that bug-eyed monster)
imissmydannykins: I'm all alone… noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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In the next installment of Lost instant messenger, will Jack, Kate and Sawyer make it to the camera base camp before Daniel does? Probably. Will Juliet destroy the infamous love triangle? I dunno. Will Charlotte die from neglect? Hopefully. What did Richard log out for? Why am I asking all these questions?
Find out in the next
installment of Lost IM...
Uh, that was the cue for the freaky
outro, peeps…
Oh, there we go. Bye!