How dare you try to hack my account? Isn't that against the law? By bricking the law, you are turning away from God, therefore sinning You said in the previous chapter, and I quote, "mans law is corrupt and evil, created be Satan!", therefore sending yourself to the eternal flames of hell! I am trying to save the world from Satan`s wrath, not turn people away from God Unfortunately, that's what you're doing. Listen to the little voice in the back of your head telling you to STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD. Do not be fooled by fake Christians who state that we must love the atheists But those are the true Christians- the peaceful, the forgiving, the not you. We must rid our world of those enemies. And Jesus said that he came to bring the sword when exactly did he say anything mildly pro-weapons? Give me a direct quote, and tell me exactly where you got it from, and that is what I am doing! I will also like to thank my brotherwho according to your profile, doesn't exist helped me write this chapter.

"But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your father in Heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and his rain to fall on the righteous and unrighteous. If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax-collectors doing that? And if you greet only your own people, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly father is perfect." -Mathew 5; 44- 48

"Who am I," Jerry asked. "I am the one that has been sent by God to save the world from evil. The Greek gods are one of those evils. They make their followers follow strict laws, such as giving up some of their food. Our God does not do this. He gives us more freedom. We give thanks to our food, but we do not give it up. And by giving up your food you are wasting good food that could have been eaten, and if it wasn't good to eat, like passed if used by date, and then we should feed it to the dogs, not give it up. And would we give up our house just because some false god tells us do so? No! We should not!"

I just had a sudden urge to delete that entire paragraph.

The people in the chambers clapped so much that the noise echoed so much that the sound was still heard after a minute or so. People came up to him and thanked him for all the wisdom he had given them. Mary oh, no, she's still alive stood at the door to her room. She looked pretty sad about something. Jerry decided to walk up to her to see is she was fine or not.

"Are you ok?" he asked her. She started to cry. "What is wrong? Please tell me and I will make sure things are made better."

"There`s nothing wrong," she said finally. "I am just pondering on your speech. It was great." I beg to differ.

"I know it was great, but your crying has nothing to do with it. Please tell me what the problem is. I want to know. Is it too cold in your bedroom? Does he really believe women are so fragile that they cry because of the temperature in a room? I can organize it so that you can get a room where the sun shines into your bedroom in the morning," he asked her. Or you could just turn up the heater.

"No," she said. "It has nothing to do with my bedroom. It is fine the way it is."

"So if it's not the room, what is it?" Oh, if not the temperature, what could it be? It can't be the constant talk of bloodshed of innocents, the incorrect bible interpretations, the misogynistic attitude of everyone around her, or the highly physically abusive relationship she's in… dear, oh, dear, what could it be?

"Well," she paused. "I do think I can this baby." Well, no surprise, you're 15. You can't even get a driving license yet. Jerry stood there in shock. He knew abortion was a sin, but to hear someone admit something like this was different.

"You know abortion is a sin against our lord Jesus Christ, the only way to heaven, and eternal son of God. By aborting, you have committed murder Hypocrite. You kill someone every chapter, and murder is a sin against God. God will punish you with the eternal flames of hell! Please reconsider and repent for all your sinning, for Satan has lied to you!" Jerry said. I think this is a very appropriate time to call Jerry a moron. Satan has lied to Mary by telling her she's not ready for a baby? That wasn't Satan speaking- that was the voice of reason.

"I AM NOT HAVING AN ABORTION! YOU ARE JUST COMING TO ASSUMPTIONS!" she yelled angrily. She then paused again, and then stated calmly, "I was about to tell you that I want to put this child to adoption, so that a good caring Christian family can look after him. I am not ready to have a child."

This is starting to sound like Juno… except that instead of running, the biological father of the child murders innocents, and instead of drinking Sunny D and blue slushies, they drink in all of Jerry's messed up presumptions about the world.

Jerry, realizing what was going on, comforted her. "That is OK. I understand," as he patted her back. "Yes, abortion is a sin, but God allows us to give up child if it is for a loving purpose. It is better to adopt than abort. And I don't want you to be unhappy, nor would God. I support your decision." If I were a prepared potential father, I would try to convince my wife to keep the baby. Then again, that's just me.

They stayed there for an hour talking, discussing their plans for the future. After that, Jerry and Mary-Sue said a prayer, and then parted, for Mary-Sue was tired.

Please stop reviewing my story. If you don't agree with it, ignore it! But remember, if you do so, you risk putting yourself in danger, for God will punish you with the eternal flames of hell If we were to actually take you seriously, that would mean there's no way to win.. And I also like thank Noah Kaiba? But he's dead! for helping write my story. You help has truly improved this story, and made it more enlightening. Amen.