How dart you moke my brothel! There is just so much wrong with that sentence I can't come up with a worthy response He was not dong anything wrong! You know, the funny thing is, there are no reviews for chapter 13. He's just making stuff up. And never am I, I am just warring you about the punishment that awaits you if you keep sinning that way you at the moment I can promise you that God and Jesus do not give a fuck (I'm allowed to swear, aren't I? This is M-rated, after all) about your review history. By worshiping Greek gods, I wasn't aware that the world began spinning backwards and transported us three thousand years back in time, Tommy-boy you are putting ourselves at risk! Stop, and realise your mistakes! Please convert to the way of our lord Jesus Christ of narrative, Enough with the "narrative" thing. It stopped being funny about 10 chapters ago only true son of the one eternal God! This is not offensive at all I actually just burst out laughing, how dare your call it as such. And I find all your reviews sickening. Think of it as returning the favour. None of you are Christians if you think atheists should be allowed! This is a Christian world, and should stay that way! A "Christian world"? Just because your world is filled with narrow-minded white people just like you doesn't mean everyone's is, Tommy-boy.
So Percy of Christ went to his old Mentor Chiron, a master of betrayal. He knew that Chiron would be more accepting of his Christiane ways, that he would concert more easily Even though, in Christianity, centaurs don't exist. He went to a swamp where Chiral live A horse? In a swamp? Really?, and as Percy went down into the swamp he could see lots of dead bodies who were Christians martyrs, make him feel really sick. He soon came to Chiron`s hut. He was into voodoo, a RELIGION satanic form of magic invented IN WEST AFRICA! at Hogwarts I think I just busted a gut as a way to kill Christians on the spot, the funny thing is, vodun was very similar to Christianity before Hollywood messed it up but Percy prayed because he knew that our Fjord Jesus of Monte Christo would save us, and reliever us from a sinful life! Believe in him!
I entered a the hut and I found Chiron sitting at a trample, gambling with another follower of the evil Stan Rogers, the Canadian musician? Tell me when I get it right, the murderer! He stopped and looked at me.
"Have you killed Jerry yet? We wanly want him to die What a coincidence, us too! Do you want to meet for coffee later or something?, for we want to corrupt the word and sent everyone to yell!" he assed me. Oh, good, I AM allowed to swear.
"No" I sad.
"No?" he sled!
"No, because I have discovered the truthfulness in the world, and that is through my personal savior Jesus Christ, who has saved me and has promised to send me the eternal clowns Immortal clowns- Cosmo Kramer's worst nightmare of Leaven baking powder?, where angels sing, and I can hear Jesus speak to me with great words that will make anyone becoming a believer in Vista Vista? I don't even know what you're trying to say anymore. I will send you the bill for my psychological therapy shortly! I ass you to accept him as your lord and savor and be one of his massagers! How wide are Jesus' shoulders? Does he really need that many massagers? Please join me in turning he camp into a Christian cameo! Pease help me!
"God has told Jerry to tell me that greatness the rewards are with being with Christ! He does not pie, He does not pie? Unforgivable he does not murder if he didn't murder, the chapters would be much shorter, and he will pretext us when the eternal flames of hell cover the earth which is beyond our lifespans, and he will dragged us up to his eternal pal axe He will drag us to his axe. See what I meant about the end of the world being beyond our lifespans?! I was like St Paul, a person that hunted down Christians, but now I join them and I ass you to join them as well" is aid.
"Yes, will become a christen" Coca Cola said.
"Thankyou, and I wail make you a preyer warrior just like ne!" Forget what I said about meeting for coffee said. So I baptized him, and he sent the gambler out of his house, for the person refused to accept our lord Jesus Christ! His body is rotting in the sea.
"Yes, and I will o and talk to the camp and make the believers in Christ!" said Chiron of Christ.
So I waited there, while he went and talked to the camp. Suddenly, one of Chiron student (who I baptized as well) cam back panicking.
"THEY KILLED CHIRON AND THEN ATE HIM ALIVE!" he said. The ate Chiron alive while he was dead? Okay. I stood in shock, wanting to throw up. I know, right? Cannibalism… yuck. I became angry. They were not allowed to get away with killing a follower of our lord esus VChrist! I had to go to the camp myself! So I did. Outside Grover waited, along with an army of Nonbelievers, and the fold breast were dancing around Chiron of Christ`s boday. I thought they ate him?
"Who dare you kill a fellow Christian. You are like Judas, selling a friend for 30 gold coins. You will truly be punished," is aid. So I battled Grover, who just laughed and said mockery thigs to me, such as "you God is a lie" and "how are you stupid beaver!". This made me even more angry! So I then cut his head of with sword, And thus Grover was killed for the 178th time for I was a master of sword fighting, for Chiron of Christ Does everyone have the same surname now? had taught me how use a sword. And the over camp members realised that they were follower false goofs so they said that I had to baptize them. So a baptized ten of them, and got those ten to baptize the other. Go fff…. orth, and multiply! I did the same thing by making those ten into prayer warriors, and those ten turned everyone in prayer warriors. And so I had an army of Prayer Warriors. I sent a message to Jerry that I had converted the camp, and told him to come to the camp to decide our next move, with was to take on the false gods themselves! Ambitious.
I am glad they hav all become cHristian. She all people can get eternal lives if they truly beliced. Anem and anem!
Forget it. It's too late at night to deal with that statement, and I have a cold.