A/N: I just realized no one's seen Locke yet!
Jack: wearetheisland
Kate: freckles
Sawyer: thatconguy
Charlie: rockstarindiapers
Hurley: duuude
Juliet: babydr
Locke: mrphilosophy
Daniel: spazofphysics
Desmond: pushthebutton
Sayid: notaterrorist
Sun: gardengirl
Jin: Jin
Charlotte: imissmydannykins
Ben: manbehindthecurtain
Miles: iseedeadguys
Danielle: crazyforestlady
Richard: dontdoaging
Claire: backfromthedead
Boone: ihateplanes
Shannon: betterthanu
Libby: moonbeam
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ihateplanes has entered the chat.
mrphilosophy has entered the chat.
spazofphysics has entered the chat.
thatconguy has entered the chat.
iseedeadguys has entered the chat.
rockstarindiapers has entered the chat.
ihateplanes: hi
mrphilosophy: Boone? lol I typed Boobe on my first try. computers are so finicky
ihateplanes: jeez, Locke, make fun of my name why don't you :/
mrphilosophy: it's one letter away! cut me some slack. and anyway,there are worse mistakes I've made
ihateplanes: like letting me go in that plane for so long?
mrphilosophy: that was FIRST SEASON, okay? forget it. and besides, I told you to get out
spazofphysics: is this a bad time? ;_;
mrphilosophy: no, Daniel, stay if you want
thatconguy: full house tonight… eh, Twitchy?
spazofphysics: sh-shut up
thatconguy: -smirk-
iseedeadguys: i don't see what's so exciting about this
thatconguy: it's something to do
rockstarindiapers: it keeps me from doing drugs :D
thatconguy: … whatever?
spazofphysics: anyway, I'm approaching the camera base camp and there's no sign of jack/kate/sawyer
wearetheisland has entered the chat.
wearetheisland: Daniel in here?
spazofphysics: yeah
wearetheisland: where are you?
spazofphysics: I smell hamburgers?
wearetheisland: crap, we do too and it's making us hungry and al;uhjnfa;ouhe91238euvnhg
wearetheisland: sorry, kate wants the Pi-phone™ we stole from Char- I MEAN SOMEONE and UOEHFS*()&6aikrwnjf dammit, Kate, stop it lahyuefwaiooei trying to talk!!
thatconguy: you know what I just realized?
rockstarindiapers: what?
thatconguy: i was talking to Juliet and she thought i was in my tent o_0 hope she didn't try to visit me
rockstarindiapers: she must've forgotten about the texting chat feature
thatconguy: only explanation, i guess
wearetheisland has logged out (Quit: DAH:FHUIOO89werfew8fHAM)
freckles has entered the chat.
freckles: we have a new mission objective… would you like to tell them, Sawyer?
theconguy: whatever, we want to get some hamburgers
freckles: no, no, you have to say it like: our new objective is to obtain three hamburgers
theconguy: three?! this is the first BBQ food i'll have had in months and you want me to only eat one?! I have to say this… bitch you crazy!
rockstarindiapers: bring me some apple juice
theconguy: no
rockstarindiapers: -sulk-
mrphilosophy: Charlie, you could always check the kitchen -.-
rockstarindiapers: oh, right
rockstarindiapers has logged out (Quit: me want apple juice)
mrphilosophy has logged out (Quit: because you KNOW he won't find it)
iseedeadguys has logged out (Quit: iseedeadguys)
spazofphysics has logged out (Quit: gonna go back to the beach & find Charlotte. I'M NOT TWITCHY)
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Actually, now I want some apple juice. Adios!