*panting* Three… quarters… done… this… story
How dare they delete my story? How dare they not delete it sooner? What was I doing wrong? Oh, nothing really… just encouraging racial discrimination, insulting the intelligence of your your readers, making blaringly obvious mistakes… What about freedom of speech? I could ask you the same question. Don't I have a right to state what I believe in! I am only warning you of the dangerous of sinning. So what you're saying is, if we sin, Tom and Jerry will come with big axes and kill us where we stand? According to the Bible, sin is evil and should be punished. And with America allowing these sinners to continue, God will punish them as well, for allow sinners to continue sinning is a sin. America will burn in hell the way we are going at the moment. Submit of the ways of our lord Jesus Christ, God`s only begotten son, and follow his holy laws, that is the Ten Commandment, to remind you, you broke 4 out of ten commandments, and we will all go to heaven. Except you. At the moment, a lot of you will burn in hell simply because you turn a blind eye to the problem that is with America, and that is Atheists! Probably because they aren't a problem. They have poisoned young children`s minds with liberal propaganda, with their antichrist Obama. We must stop this now! Bring America back to its God-fearing ways. America has no religion. It's against the Constitution. Let all true American men pray loudly for God's forgiveness, for we are not worthy of it. Then why even bother? But God is a just God and he will save us if we stop all this sinning! I like to say thank you to Noah I don't like this kid very much… may he rest in peace, in any case for helping me write this chapter.
And a messenger came to Jerry and told him of the conversion of the camp to the ways of Christ. He was happy that all of them had been baptized and turned into prayer warriors. I'm not. In fact, I think I will honour Yumazing's request and kill Percy of Christ to bring back Thalia. He now had an army to defeat Satan and his false God. God with a capital G? Ha! Who's buning in jel now? Now I knew it was safe to go to the camp and met Percy of Christ again and examine the new followers, and work out the next move.
May I suggest the next move? How about a mass suicide? Oh, I'm sorry, that will get you sent to the eternel flams of hel.
I said to my followers, "Great news everyone, we are one more move towards turning this country back to a Christian Nation. As stated above, America is not, and has never been, a Christian nation. The camp that once worshiped false gods of the Greeks, have now converted to the ways of Christ and will help us in our cause. I will meet up with Percy of Christ and work out our next move. We will march soon on the temples of the false gods and destroy them all. But I thought they didn't exist? I promise you that we will be victorious. Don't be so certain. I rigged it. God is merciful and will punish all wrong doers. How is that mercy? I am glad to tell you that even though you might die tonight, you will die a martyr's death and will live in the eternal clouds No clowns? Then what's there to look forward to? of Heaven. Damn those that chooses not to fight, and does not support our troops overseas, for they are defending us from terrorist threats If they're defending, isn't that a good thing? that plan to kill us all and turn our country into an extremist state. And worst of all, the extremist liberal Obama, who is secretly a Muslim, is allowing this to happen, damn him to hell! Trump for 2012! Amen." And everyone cheered. Review if you're reading this in 2012. Or 2011. Or 2013. Doesn't really matter. Just review.
So Jerry went to the camp, and out came Percy. And he said, "I am said for my mentor, a great Christian man Christian for a full 10 minutes! What a feat! has died to night. We berried I never liked Very Berry ice cream very much… I don't know why him in the Christian manner, which is arms crossed, body up, Just like the pharaohs… so that he can leave his coffin at the last judgement and be proud of his martyr-hood. I have hung the person that killed him, But I the entire camp had a hand in killing him… did they convert corpses? Ew. for murderer must be punished. The death venality is lust!
Venality- the condition or quality of being venal; openness to bribery or corruption.
"But you have come here not just for Chiron`s death, but for the army I have prepared for you. Fine Christian men and women and they will aid you in your mission to destroy the evil gods that once enslaved me. I have a man named Luke I was wondering when Luke would appear… but Tommy-boy doesn't seem to realize Lukey-boy was a bit pro-evil who will help you in your ways, for he is the greatest fighter we have. He will lead the great battle that will happen tonight."
And I said, "I am glad of your victory. But time is not to be wasted, so let us march to night, for we need to rid those sinners from our Christian Nation. Not. A. Christian. Nation. Tell you men to arm yourselves, and tell the women to support them with food and aid, Clarisse will not be happy. Tom and Jerry need to watch out for flying electric spears for the men will need it. Bless us in the name of our lord Jesus Christ! Amen and amen and amen.
My age is seventeen, not ten you uninformed idiots. And we were supposed to magically know that, how? And my brother is thirteen, not fifteen. I have no idea where you get your information from, but it is all wrong and it is all full of liberal lies! The government lied to us about your ages? What was that supposed to achieve? And my brother is going to be posting his Prayer Warrior sorry up tomorrow! What's his username? I'm going to commentate on that too. And damn those liberal atheistic scrum that want to take our right to arm away. I've always thought the American government was too free with their weapons rights to civilians. Giving everyone a gun is just begging for more crime. We want our bullets back, and we want to be able to protect ourselves from a liberal extremist You really shouldn't talk about extremism, Tommy-boy government that wants to enslave us into the atheistic way! God bless our conservative ways and the army! Amen.
I think I just understood fully for the first time why America has so many problems.