A/N: if you've never read Breaking Dawn and plan on doing so, don't read this chapter.
Jack: wearetheisland
Kate: freckles
Sawyer: thatconguy
Charlie: rockstarindiapers
Hurley: duuude
Juliet: babydr
Locke: mrphilosophy
Daniel: spazofphysics
Desmond: pushthebutton
Sayid: notaterrorist
Sun: gardengirl
Jin: Jin
Charlotte: iluvmydannykins
Ben: manbehindthecurtain
Miles: iseedeadguys
Danielle: crazyforestlady
Richard: dontdoaging
Claire: backfromthedead
Boone: ihateplanes
Shannon: betterthanu
Libby: moonbeam
Michael: iwannagohome
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betterthanu has entered the chat.
dontdoaging has entered the chat.
manbehindthecurtain has entered the chat.
betterthanu: RICHARD. GIVE NEW MOON BACK.
dontdoaging: what? Edward left? and now there are just blank pages…
betterthanu: yeah, she gets all zombie-like
dontdoaging: but my hand is getting tired… ooh, words!
manbehindthecurtain: wanna know what happens at the end of the series?
dontdoaging: no!
manbehindthecurtain: too bad. edward and bella sex it up on some island and she has this monster baby and then there's a big buildup to a battle and then the Vulturi are like "oops, sorry, no battle for you!" and everyone goes home and lives happily ever after.
dontdoaging: I'm not looking at that post
betterthanu: good for you, Richard, now give it back
dontdoaging: I'll speed-read… ooh, Jacob, Edward's not gonna be happy with you
betterthanu: -_-
dontdoaging: noo, edward, don't do it!
betterthanu: hurry up…
dontdoaging: bella, you idiot
manbehindthecurtain: …
dontdoaging: wtf Jacob, okay I'm done
betterthanu: finally!
dontdoaging: can I borrow Eclipse?
betterthanu: no
dontdoaging is away: borrowing Eclipse from Shannon
betterthanu: WHAT?!
betterthanu has logged out (Quit: Gonna kill Richard)
manbehindthecurtain: jeez, so much drama on this island
babydr has entered the chat.
babydr: Help!
manbehindthecurtain: Hello, Juliet. :]
babydr: oh, it's you. nevermind
manbehindthecurtain: what's going on?
babydr: well, Richard came running through, dropped New Moon on Shannon's stomach, then headed for her suitcase. Shannon got up and grabbed his ankle, but he still clawed his way over there and got ahold of Eclipse. they had a tug-of-war until Richard let go, let Shannon fall, and grabbed Eclipse, running back into the jungle.
manbehindthecurtain: Interesting. so I was thinking… wanna set up a new book club?
babydr: oh, why not. what should we read?
manbehindthecurtain: well there is this novel…
babydr: oh yeah?
manbehindthecurtain: and I heard it's really good.
babydr: what's the title?
manbehindthecurtain: Fox in Socks, by Dr. Suess.
babydr: sounds marvelous, get your hands on a few copies and tell everyone to get on chat.
manbehindthecurtain has logged off (Quit: will do)
wearetheisland has entered the chat.
freckles has entered the chat.
thatconguy has entered the chat.
rockstarindiapers has entered the chat.
duuude has entered the chat.
mrphilosophy has entered the chat.
iwannagohome has entered the chat.
iluvmydannykins has entered the chat.
iseedeadguys has entered the chat.
Jin has entered the chat.
gardengirl has entered the chat.
moonbeam has entered the chat.
dontdoaging has entered the chat.
manbehindthecurtain has entered the chat.
manbehindthecurtain: This was everyone I could get. I wasn't sure that you would get the message, Richard—I had to kind of yell at the jungle and hope you'd hear
dontdoaging: I have good hearing
moonbeam: what exactly did you want?
babydr: You are all cordially invited to the 2nd Weekly Island Book Club. This event will be held TOMORROW at 8:37 P.M. RVSP right now.
duuude: what're we reading?
manbehindthecurtain: Fox in Socks.
duuude: I'll be there
wearetheisland: I suppose I—I mean we—can be there to set a good example for everyone else
freckles: right
thatconguy: whatever.
iwannagohome: I guess I could bring Walt
iluvmydannykins: I'll tell Daniel about it
rockstarindiapers: and I'll tell Claire
Jin: I'm all for it :D
gardengirl: I suppose I'll go…
mrphilosophy: sure
moonbeam: okay?
manbehindthecurtain: those of you with Pi-phones™, make sure you locate the appointment planner and input the date and time of the event
duuude: okay… when are we again?
manbehindthecurtain: -.- just put tomorrow at 8:37 P.M.
thatconguy: alright, it's all good. can I go back to my hamburgers now?
freckles: the stack from the camera base camp? sure.
babydr: will someone go to the kitchen tomorrow to get refreshments?
rockstarindiapers: I will!
mrphilosophy: I'll help
wearetheisland: we'll be back in time, maybe around 4 tomorrow afternoon
iluvmydannykins: cool! it's set :D
babydr: I can't wait for tomorrow!
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longer chapter today :D